Mel Gibson movie quotes

“I'm surprised you haven't heard of me, I got a bad reputation, like sometimes I just go nuts like now ha ha!”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- John Billings: I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs, and use the paper for musket wading.
- Reverend Oliver: [alarmed] Eat the dogs?
- Benjamin Martin: [going along with John Billings' joke] A dog is a fine meal.”
Leon Rippy - John Billings
Rene Auberjonois - Reverend Oliver
Mel Gibson - Benjamin Martin

“- Bret Maverick: You tend to breathe hard when you get excited.
- Annabelle Bransford: How did you - oh.”
Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick
Jodie Foster - Annabelle Bransford

“- Max: I've got skills. I can trade them.
- The Collector: Sorry. The brothel's full.”
Mel Gibson - Mad Max Rockatansky
Frank Thring - The Collector

“- Billy Kwan: The one great advantage of being a dwarf is that you can be wiser than other people and no one envies you.
- Guy Hamilton: You're not a dwarf.
- Billy Kwan: That's what I like about you, Guy. You really don't care, do you? Or, maybe you just don't see.”
Linda Hunt - Billy Kwan
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“- Martin Riggs: After all the shit we've been through, don't you get it? Don't you get it? When you retire, you're not just retiring you, you're retiring us. You're retiring us.
- Roger Murtaugh: That's not my problem. That's not my problem!
- Martin Riggs: You're the only family I've got! I've got three beautiful kids, I love them, they're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Martin Riggs: You wanna get married, don'tcha?
- Lorna Cole: Yes I do.
- Martin Riggs: Why didn't you tell me?
- Lorna Cole: Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. I mean, if you want to someday, that'd be great; if you don't, I love you. I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Rene Russo - Lorna Cole

“- Harry Finley: Danny, please, don't work for the airlines, okay?
- Daniel: Bet you thought I wasn't gonna pull up, didn't you?
- Harry Finley: Well, that thought crossed my mind.
- Daniel: Oh, it crossed my mind too, I can tell you.”

George Wendt - Harry Finley
Mel Gibson - Capt. Daniel McCormick

“- Rocky: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You wanna get every chicken in this place out of here at the same time?
- Ginger: Of course.
- Rocky: You're certifiable! You can't pull off a stunt like that; that's suicide.
- Ginger: Where there's a will, there's a way.
- Rocky: Couldn't agree more. And I will be leaving that way.”
Mel Gibson - Rocky
Julia Sawalha - Ginger

“- Rev. Graham Hess: What are you thinking about?
- Bo Hess: Why do you talk to Mom when you're by yourself?
- Rev. Graham Hess: Makes me feel better.
- Bo Hess: Does she ever answer back?
- Rev. Graham Hess: No.
- Bo Hess: She never answers me either.”

Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess
Abigail Breslin - Bo Hess

“- Detective Skinner: Don't be so fucking stupid.
- Tom Tom: I am fucking stupid.”
Mel Gibson - Detective Skinner
Jeremy Davies - Tom Tom

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I haven't killed you yet.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Lieutenant William Bligh: What demands my immediate attention?
- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: Well it could wait until tomorrow, sir.
- Lieutenant William Bligh: What is it, damn you?
- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: The ship is sinking, sir.
- Lieutenant William Bligh: Good.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate

“Women are insane. Who would do that more than once? ...Why would they do the other leg?”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“- Martin Riggs: I'll draw his fire and you run for cover.
- Roger Murtaugh: No. I'll draw his fire and you run for cover.
- Martin Riggs: What are you, out of your mind? You got a wife, kids. I got a lot less to lose than you.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Kumar: We're going to win, because we believe in something.
- Guy Hamilton: Goodbye, Kumar.
- Kumar: Think of me Guy, when you are sitting in some nice cafe in Europe. In my dreams, I am always sitting at the table, by the footpath, drinking coffee.”
Bembol Roco - Kumar
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“I'm scared, Fifi. You know why? It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, you know? A terminal crazy, except I've got a bronze badge that says I'm one of the good guys.”
Mel Gibson - Max

Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don't even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you're in love, you'll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won't care, screaming "Geronimo" the whole way down.
Mel Gibson - Jerry Fletcher

“He made you feel the price you pay just for being you is that you don't get to have love.”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“People break down into two groups. When they experience something lucky, group number one sees it as more than luck, more than coincidence. They see it as a sign, evidence, that there is someone up there, watching out for them.”
Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess

“- Martin Riggs: What I wouldn't give for a siren right now!
- Roger Murtaugh: Aawwwww!”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Billy Kwan: That's the real Jakarta. Scrounging for a few handfuls of rice to keep them alive another day. That's a story you journalists don't tell in your reports.
- Guy Hamilton: Well, nobody wants to hear it.
- Billy Kwan: Tell them anyway!”
Linda Hunt - Billy Kwan
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

- Young prostitute: What have you got in mind?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me.
- Young prostitute: You serious?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Yeah. "The 3 Stooges" are on in 20 minutes.

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“- Lieutenant William Bligh: I'm no longer surprised myself now that I see the example that's being set by my first officer. Just look at yourself, man, look at the way you're dressed. Come on, you're no better than one of these natives.
- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: Well, at least I am no worse.
- Lieutenant William Bligh: Mr. Christian, I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate