Mel Gibson movie quotes

“- Captain Ed Murphy: We're dinosaurs headed for extinction.
- Martin Riggs: Speak for yourself...”
Steve Kahan - Captain Ed Murphy
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Okay, gotta think like a broad, gotta think like a broad... okay. I'm a broad. I see... lipstick. On a Tahitian beauty under a waterfall, wearing nothing by a thong, cold water cascading down her ba... I'm a lesbian!”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“Lord... whatever I've done to piss you off... if you could just get me out of this and somehow let me know what it was I promise to rectify the situation.”
Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick

“- John Billings: There's a story going around 'bout how some twenty Redcoats got killed by a ghost or some damn thing, carried a Cherokee tomahawk.
- Benjamin Martin: Aren't you a little old to be believing in ghost stories?”
Leon Rippy - John Billings
Mel Gibson - Benjamin Martin

“We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why.”
Mel Gibson - William Wallace

“- Rick Jarmin: What the hell are you doing here?
- Marianne Graves: Me? What the hell are you doing here?
- Rick Jarmin: Being shot in the butt.”
Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin
Goldie Hawn - Marianne Graves

“- Tracey Abernathy, the Pharmacist: I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse?
- Rev. Graham Hess: I suppose it would depend on its usage.
- Tracey Abernathy, the Pharmacist: How about 'John, you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara'?
- Rev. Graham...” (continue)(continue reading)
Merritt Wever - Tracey Abernathy, the Pharmacist
Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess

“Why don't you go home huh? Look at me, look at Neely, we're all a bunch of trouble junkies, we've been mainlining danger and adrenaline for so long nothing else gets us off, it's kind a sick... Before you pick up the habit - and you will pick up the habit - go back to L.A. and be the weirdest guy in the room again. Whada you think?”

Mel Gibson - Gene

“The Vietnam War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onassis.”
Mel Gibson - Jerry Fletcher

“- Lieutenant William Bligh: My dear God. I had hoped to avoid this.
- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: Avoid what, sir?
- Lieutenant William Bligh: Damn it all, man. I'm expected to sleep with her. She's one of King Tynah's wives. A gift from one chief to another, as it were. Now look, five minutes after I go below you must call me up on some...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate

“- Roger Murtaugh: I got 8 days to my retirement, and I will not make a stupid mistake!
- Martin Riggs: Look, there is no bomb in that building! I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact! Trust me, okay? Trust me!
- Roger Murtaugh: That's usually my first mistake!”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Darcy McGuire: What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?
- Nick Marshall: My hero.”
Helen Hunt - Darcy Maguire
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“If you mean by patriot, am I angry about taxation without representation, well, yes I am. Should the American colonies govern themselves independently? I believe that they can, and they should. But if you are asking me, am I willing to go to war with England? Well, then the answer is most definately no!”
Mel Gibson - Benjamin Martin

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): God hates me. That's what it is.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Hate Him back; it works for me.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Nick Marshall: I realize I haven't been the perfect dad.
- Alex Marshall: Understatement of the century.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall
Ashley Johnson - Alex Marshall

“- Morgan Hess: They said there are one of two outcomes of an invasion. One: they fight, and are defeated, and have to return again with full forces hundreds or even thousands of years later.
- Rev. Graham Hess: What's two?
- Morgan Hess: They win.”

Rory Culkin - Morgan Hess
Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess

“- Rosie: He's the meanest damn dog that ever lived.
- Porter: What's his name?
- Rosie: Porter.”

Maria Bello - Rosie
Mel Gibson - Porter

“Give me the strength to die well.”

Mel Gibson - William Wallace

“I came back home to raise crops, and God willing, a family. If I can live in peace, I will.”
Mel Gibson - William Wallace

“We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

She wasn't much of a housekeeper. And this voice goes off inside my head, kind a like a drill instructor, I really heard it. It said "get up now!". I didn't feel like it but I got up, muscles were still working and I drove to the hospital and identified her in the morgue and signed her out with my gold pen.

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Morgan, after you were born, the doctor gave you to your mother. When she first looked at you, you just stared right back. You both just stared at each other for longest time, and you didn't even cry.”
Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess

“Why do men feel they can justify death?”
Mel Gibson - Benjamin Martin

“Nobody likes a monkey on his back: I had three, and they were cramping my style. I was gonna' have to lighten the load.”
Mel Gibson - Porter

“- Daniel: Do you ever feel lost?
- Claire Cooper: I invented it. It's mine.”
Mel Gibson - Capt. Daniel McCormick
Jamie Lee Curtis - Claire Cooper