Mel Gibson movie quotes

“Not many people know what their life's worth is. I do. Seventy grand. That's what they took from me. And that's what I was going to get back.”
Mel Gibson - Porter

“His total lack of masculinity, I mean his weak chin and soft underbelly bothers you not a bit?”

Mel Gibson - Kurt

“- Leo Getz: This is the best part, okay? You make a tax deduction on interest payments you don't even make! Am I an innovator? Am I a genius?
- Martin Riggs: You're a swindler!
- Roger Murtaugh: Cheat!
- Leo Getz: Everyone cheats a little bit... look at the Pentagon!”

Joe Pesci - Leo Getz
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Martin Riggs: Biter has a psychology degree?
- Roger Murtaugh: More like a psycho degree.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“I've seen things here that I could never possibly have imagined, and I've got a pretty broad imagination.”

Mel Gibson - Gene

“- Rev. Graham Hess: Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one?
- Bo Hess: It has dust in it.
- Rev. Graham Hess: And this one?
- Bo Hess: A hair.
- Rev. Graham Hess: And this one?
- Bo Hess: Morgan took a sip and it's got his amoebas...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess
Abigail Breslin - Bo Hess

“- Rick Jarmin: Put your head between your knees.
- Marianne Graves: [doing so] Now what?
- Rick Jarmin: Kiss your ass goodbye. We got no wheels, and we're coming down!”

Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin
Goldie Hawn - Marianne Graves

“- Lt. Col. Hal Moore: I'll never forgive myself.
- Joe Galloway: For what, sir?
- Lt. Col. Hal Moore: That my men died and I didn't.”
Mel Gibson - Lt. Col. Hal Moore
Barry Pepper - Joe Galloway

“There's way too much estrogen on television these days.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“Nice guys are fine: you have to have somebody to take advantage of... but they always finish last.”
Mel Gibson - Porter

“- Benjamin Martin: May I sit with you?
- Charlotte Selton: It's a free country. Or at least it will be.”

Mel Gibson - Benjamin Martin
Joely Richardson - Charlotte Selton

- Merrill Hess: For the kids' protection. They were watching the TV from 5am on. I didn't want them getting obsessed, like you said. They should be outside, playing "Furry Furry Rabbit" or tea party or something.
- Rev. Graham Hess: What's "Furry Furry rabbit"?
- Merrill Hess: It's a game, isn't it?
Joaquin Phoenix - Merrill Hess
Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess

“- Edward Young: That isn't a raft, it's a coffin. There's a five-knot current running between us and that island.
- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: I'll take my chance.”

Phil Davis - Edward Young
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate

“- Rachel Varney: I'm engaged to be married.
- Rick Jarmin: Well, flagellations.”
Joan Severance - Rachel Varney
Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You don't trust me at all, do you?
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Fair enough.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- William Wallace: Of course, running a farm is a lot of work, but that will all change when my sons arrive.
- Murron: [confused] So, you've got children?
- William Wallace: Not yet, but I was hoping you could help me with that.”
Mel Gibson - William Wallace
Catherine McCormack - Murron

From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans. Something else was telling me that this was not just a "chance" meeting.

Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick

“- Martin Riggs: I think it's time for the seventh inning stretch. That's a baseball expression.
- Rika Van Den Haas: I know. But we're only up to the fourth inning.
- Martin Riggs: Batter up!”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Patsy Kensit - Rika Van Den Haas

“- Pearl: I've got a few minutes.
- Porter: So go boil an egg.”

Lucy Liu - Pearl
Mel Gibson - Porter

“Buns of steel... I'd steal her buns if I could.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“The situation: surviving on a few handfuls of rice on this famine-stricken island of Lombok. But, it's the faces you can't forget. Like images in a reoccurring nightmare, they just keep coming back. Haunted faces. Starring blankly back from the windows of tumbled down hovels. The hollow, lifeless eyes. Skin stretched tight across bones. Hands...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“- Billy Kwan: You might learn something.
- Guy Hamilton: I doubt it. The British don't let much slip.
- Billy Kwan: Oh, yes they do. They're just more subtle. You ought to listen harder.”
Linda Hunt - Billy Kwan
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“- Jill Bryant: I found it a bit melodramatic. That's only my opinion, my flatmate was moved to tears. So, there you are.
- Guy Hamilton: What does it take to move you to tears?”

Sigourney Weaver - Jill Bryant
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“This is nice! I don't understand why women complain about waxing.”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“- Murron: Do that standing on your head and I'll be impressed.
- William Wallace: Well, my kilt will fly up, but I'll try.”
Catherine McCormack - Murron
Mel Gibson - William Wallace