Sir Michael Caine movie quotes

“You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred Pennyworth

“- Bruce Wayne: Should I just bury the past out there with my parents, Alfred?
- Alfred: I wouldn't presume to tell you what to do with your past, sir. Just know that there are those of us who care about what you do with your future.”
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred

“I feel like 35. At 35 you're old enough to know something and young enough to look forward to what you can do with the knowledge. So I stayed at 35!”
Sir Michael Caine

“Obsession is a young man's game.”
Sir Michael Caine - Cutter

“I'm not afraid of death. I'm an old physicist... I'm afraid of time.”
Sir Michael Caine - Professor Brand

“- Alfred Pennyworth: I trust you don't have me followed on my day off.
- Bruce Wayne: If you ever took one, I might.”
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred Pennyworth
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne

“- Walter: Is it okay if I go inside and watch television?
- Garth: Ain't got one.
- Walter: No television?”
Haley Joel Osment - Walter
Sir Michael Caine - Garth

“- Jacob Marley: Why do you doubt your senses?
- Scrooge: Because a little thing can effect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes. There's more gravy than of grave about you.
- Robert Marley: More gravy than of grave?
- Jacob Marley: What a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jerry Nelson - Jacob Marley
Sir Michael Caine - Scrooge
Dave Goelz - Robert Marley

“- Hub: We're old, damnit! Leave us alone!
- Garth: The last thing we need is some little sissy boy hanging around all summer.”
Robert Duvall - Hub
Sir Michael Caine - Garth

“- Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
- Bruce Wayne: How?
- Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.”
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred Pennyworth

“A man's body may grow old, but inside his spirit can still be as young and as restless as ever.”
Sir Michael Caine - Garth

“He sees, but does not observe. Whereas I see and observe and thus bring many notorious blaggards to justice.”

Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.”
Sir Michael Caine

“- Delgardo: Show me no mercy, give me no bail! I'm ready and willing to go to jail!
- Baxter: I'm not going to send you to jail for two reasons: first, I refuse to make a martyr of you, and second, it is still being redecorated.”
Billy Connolly - Delgado
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter

“- Joe Harding: Jump in the basket.
- Willie Davis: Who do you think i am? E.T?”
Sir Michael Caine - Joe Harding
Morgan Freeman - Willie Davis

“- Dr. Watson: Being men of no moral fiber whatsoever, they can't resist helping themselves to a new pair of shoes.
- Sherlock Holmes: Do you think they have these in brown?”
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“Music is all I really understand.”
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“- Philip Kimberley: I was going to get a Cabinet post. I might even be Prime Minister by now.
- Boris Medvachian: If you should go back to England now, you'll not get five years in the House of Commons, you'll get probably thirty years in Brixton jail.”
Sir Michael Caine - Philip Kimberley
Morteza Kazerouni - Boris Medvachian

“- Sherlock Holmes: What are you doing?
- Dr. Watson: Thinking.
- Sherlock Holmes: Right. I'm going to think too. What shall we think about, Watson?”
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson

“- Liz Blake: Do you want to fuck me?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Oh, yes.
- Liz Blake: Then why don't you?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Because I'm a doctor and...
- Liz Blake: Fucked a lot of doctors.
- Doctor Robert Elliott: ...and I'm married.
- Liz Blake: Fucked a lot of them, too.”
Nancy Allen - Liz Blake
Sir Michael Caine - Doctor Robert Elliott

“- Frank Jones: I can't get over you doing the old James Bond.
- Charles Greig: I should be so lucky. No birds, nothing stirred and not much shaken.”
Sir Michael Caine - Frank Jones
Barry Foster - Charles Greig

“Sometimes truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more.”
Sir Michael Caine - Bruce Wayne

“- Sherlock Holmes: As a matter of fact, Lestrade, You can be some help.
- Inspector Lestrade: Of course!
- Sherlock Holmes: Hold my coat, it's hot in here.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes
Jeffrey Jones - Inspector Lestrade

“- Mike: You'll see. Things have changed, Larry. You have to take the bad with the good. You didn't think everything was gonna be perfect, did you?
- Larry Burrows: Well, I suppose not.
- Mike: This is your life, Larry. Learn to enjoy what you've got.”
Sir Michael Caine - Mike
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows