Sir Michael Caine movie quotes

“You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred Pennyworth

“- Bruce Wayne: Should I just bury the past out there with my parents, Alfred?
- Alfred: I wouldn't presume to tell you what to do with your past, sir. Just know that there are those of us who care about what you do with your future.”
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred

“I feel like 35. At 35 you're old enough to know something and young enough to look forward to what you can do with the knowledge. So I stayed at 35!”
Sir Michael Caine

“Obsession is a young man's game.”
Sir Michael Caine - Cutter

“I'm not afraid of death. I'm an old physicist... I'm afraid of time.”
Sir Michael Caine - Professor Brand

“- Alfred Pennyworth: I trust you don't have me followed on my day off.
- Bruce Wayne: If you ever took one, I might.”
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred Pennyworth
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne

“- Walter: Is it okay if I go inside and watch television?
- Garth: Ain't got one.
- Walter: No television?”
Haley Joel Osment - Walter
Sir Michael Caine - Garth

“- Jacob Marley: Why do you doubt your senses?
- Scrooge: Because a little thing can effect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes. There's more gravy than of grave about you.
- Robert Marley: More gravy than of grave?
- Jacob Marley: What a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jerry Nelson - Jacob Marley
Sir Michael Caine - Scrooge
Dave Goelz - Robert Marley

“- Hub: We're old, damnit! Leave us alone!
- Garth: The last thing we need is some little sissy boy hanging around all summer.”
Robert Duvall - Hub
Sir Michael Caine - Garth

Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The... (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Michael Caine - Cutter

“- Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
- Bruce Wayne: How?
- Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.”
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred Pennyworth

“A man's body may grow old, but inside his spirit can still be as young and as restless as ever.”
Sir Michael Caine - Garth

“He sees, but does not observe. Whereas I see and observe and thus bring many notorious blaggards to justice.”

Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.”
Sir Michael Caine

“- Delgardo: Show me no mercy, give me no bail! I'm ready and willing to go to jail!
- Baxter: I'm not going to send you to jail for two reasons: first, I refuse to make a martyr of you, and second, it is still being redecorated.”
Billy Connolly - Delgado
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter

“- Joe Harding: Jump in the basket.
- Willie Davis: Who do you think i am? E.T?”
Sir Michael Caine - Joe Harding
Morgan Freeman - Willie Davis

“- Dr. Watson: Being men of no moral fiber whatsoever, they can't resist helping themselves to a new pair of shoes.
- Sherlock Holmes: Do you think they have these in brown?”
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“Music is all I really understand.”
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“- Philip Kimberley: I was going to get a Cabinet post. I might even be Prime Minister by now.
- Boris Medvachian: If you should go back to England now, you'll not get five years in the House of Commons, you'll get probably thirty years in Brixton jail.”
Sir Michael Caine - Philip Kimberley
Morteza Kazerouni - Boris Medvachian

“- Sherlock Holmes: What are you doing?
- Dr. Watson: Thinking.
- Sherlock Holmes: Right. I'm going to think too. What shall we think about, Watson?”
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson

“- Liz Blake: Do you want to fuck me?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Oh, yes.
- Liz Blake: Then why don't you?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Because I'm a doctor and...
- Liz Blake: Fucked a lot of doctors.
- Doctor Robert Elliott: ...and I'm married.
- Liz Blake: Fucked a lot of them, too.”
Nancy Allen - Liz Blake
Sir Michael Caine - Doctor Robert Elliott

“- Frank Jones: I can't get over you doing the old James Bond.
- Charles Greig: I should be so lucky. No birds, nothing stirred and not much shaken.”
Sir Michael Caine - Frank Jones
Barry Foster - Charles Greig

“Sometimes truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more.”
Sir Michael Caine - Bruce Wayne

“- Sherlock Holmes: As a matter of fact, Lestrade, You can be some help.
- Inspector Lestrade: Of course!
- Sherlock Holmes: Hold my coat, it's hot in here.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes
Jeffrey Jones - Inspector Lestrade