Robin Williams movie quotes

“I think, therefore you is.”
Robin Williams - King of the Moon

“What a wedding needs is a theme! Needs a groom too, but let's work with what we have!”
Robin Williams - The Genie

“Most people don't take snapshots of the little things. The used Band-Aid, the guy at the gas station, the wasp on the Jell-O. But these are the things that make up the true picture of our lives.”
Robin Williams - Seymour Parrish

“- Mrs. Doubtfire: Marriage can be such a blessing.
- Miranda Hillard: So can divorce.”
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire
Sally Field - Miranda Hillard

“Look what you've done to this place. It's all Diane Fosse. When I lived here, it was Bob Fosse. Right there, I had a big painting of a naked chick holding a little plant; very tasteful, no bush... not a picture of your fucking mother!”

Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph

“There are three things in this world that you need: respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.”
Robin Williams - Parry

“It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle.”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“- John Keating: Language was developed for one endeavor, and that is... Mr. Anderson? Come on, are you a man or an amoeba?
[Mr. Anderson stays silent]
- John Keating: Mr. Perry?
- Neil Perry: To communicate.
- John Keating: No! To woo women!”
Robin Williams - John Keating
Robert Sean Leonard - Neil Perry

“You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all.”
Robin Williams - John Keating

- Andrew Martin: What a piece of fecal matter.
- Rupert Burns: Shit.
- Andrew Martin: Excuse me?
- Rupert Burns: What a piece of shit.
- Andrew Martin: I know that.
- Rupert Burns: No, that's what you say when you're frustrated. You say: "piece of shit”.
- Andrew Martin: "Piece of shit"?
- Rupert Burns: Yes, but with feeling.
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin
Oliver Platt - Rupert Burns

“Wrong is wrong, even when it helps you.”
Robin Williams - Popeye

“I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!”
Robin Williams - King of the Moon

- Will Hunting: [telling about his foster father] He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the table. Just say: “choose”.
- Sean Maguire: Well, I gotta go with the belt there.
- Will Hunting: I used to go with the wrench.
- Sean: Why the wrench?
- Will Hunting: Cause fuck him, that's why.
Matt Damon - Will Hunting
Robin Williams - Sean Maguire

“- Captain Hook: Prepare to die, Peter!
- Peter Banning: To die would be a grand adventure!
- Captain Hook: Death is the only adventure you have left!”
Dustin Hoffman - Captain James Hook
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“- Crysta: You mustn't do that here! Can't you feel its pain?
- Zak: Its... pain?
- Crysta: Yes!
- Batty Koda: Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.”

Samantha Mathis - Crysta
Jonathan Ward - Zak
Robin Williams - Batty Koda

“I would've done mouth-to-mouth, but I don't find you that attractive.”

Robin Williams - The Genie

“- Lina: What happened to your wife?
- Jakob: They shot her. Under a tree. I don't know what kind of tree it was. I didn't bother to ask.”
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Lina
Robin Williams - Jakob

“Am I talking to a brick wall? Did I tell you to touch her? If you touch her again; I stab you in the heart!”
Robin Williams - Seymour Parrish

“- Peter Banning: Jack, Maggie, all you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.
- Maggie Banning: Mommy.
- Jack Banning: My dad, Peter Pan.”
Robin Williams - Peter Banning
Amber Scott - Maggie Banning
Charlie Korsmo - Jack Banning

“We need to start treating the patient as well as the disease.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“- Miranda Hillard: What happened?
- Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
- Miranda Hillard: How awful. He was an alcoholic?
- Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.”

Sally Field - Miranda Hillard
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire

“Wes says to shoot the radios because without music they lose half their will to fight.”
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“- Doctor Cozy Carlisle: You take what you've learned from this life and use it in the next. That's karma.
- Mike Church: I thought karma was I do something bad in this life and I'm a termite in the next.”
Robin Williams - Doctor Cozy Carlisle
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Mike Church

“For years I've thought about killing myself. It's the only thing that kept me going.”
Robin Williams - Dale Putley

“- Aladdin: Wish fulfillment?
- Genie: Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.”
Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Robin Williams - The Genie