Robin Williams movie quotes

“- Lydia Hillard: Why can't you and Mom just pretend to be happy?
- Daniel Hillard: We probably could.
- Lydia Hillard: And we'd still be a family.
- Daniel Hillard: Yeah we would be, but we'd be a pretend family, you know? It wouldn't be real.”
Lisa Jakub - Lydia Hillard
Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard

“As a robot, I could have lived forever. But I tell you all today, I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity a machine.”
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin

“- Sgt. Major Dickerson: This is not military issue, airman. What sort of uniform is that?
- Adrian Cronauer: Cretan camouflage sir. If you want to blend in with a bunch of drunken Greeks there's nothing better.”
J. T. Walsh - Sgt. Major Dickerson
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“Last night with Rudy, I connected to another human being. I want more of that. I want to learn about people, help them with their troubles.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“If it can be dreamed, it can be done.”
Robin Williams - Teddy Roosvelt

“- Alan Parrish: Where's Sir Sav-A-Lot?
- Carl: Monroe and Elm!
- Alan Parrish: The Episcopal Church.
- Carl: No, it's not a church anymore. Now it's a Speedy Burger. Or at least it was. I don't know what's left of it. People in this town are goin' loopy.”
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
David Alan Grier - Carl Bentley

“I know that sounds bad, but I'm just doing musical arm farts. You know how to do those? They're hard to do because we're made of metal, but that's where the skill comes in.”
Robin Williams - Fender

“Here's a book about Africa. You read this, you'll forget you're hungry.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

“- Rodney Copperbottom: Why do you have two noses?
- Fender: One's for showin', one's for blowin'.”
Ewan McGregor - Rodney Copperbottom
Robin Williams - Fender

“- Lina: Jakob, there are thieves in your apartment.
- Jakob: My apartment? What's to steal?”
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Lina
Robin Williams - Jakob

Soon, all of your appliances will speak to each other. You'll get on the scale and it'll go, "I've talked to the microwave; forget it, pal".
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“Here's a news flash: Today, President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a convertible on public highways.”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

Oh, to be free! Not to have to go "Poof! What do you need?", "Poof! What do you need?", "Poof! What do you need?" to be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world!
Robin Williams - The Genie

“A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens. And a man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

“Your Mercedes, dear, you own that big expensive car out there? Oh, dear. Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals.”
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire

“- Genie: Al, you won!
- Aladdin: Because of you! The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you! What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own! I... I can't wish you free.”
Robin Williams - The Genie
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

“- Agador: My father was the shaman of his tribe and my mother was the high priestess.
- Armand Goldman: So why the hell did they move to New Jersey?
- Agador: I don't know, they're so stupid.”
Hank Azaria - Agador
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

In the words of Mahatma Gumby, "we are toys of tolerance, but there's only so much that a toy can tolerate".
Robin Williams - Leslie Zevo

“- Sarah Whittle: You disappeared, and a bunch of bats surrounded me and chased me down the street. I was afraid. I'm sorry, Alan. No one believed me. I was all alone.
- Alan Parrish: So was I. For 26 years, Sarah.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“- Dr. Sara Jean Reynolds: Philip, are you hurt?
- Professor Philip Brainard: Just my pride.”

Marcia Gay Harden - Dr. Sara Jean Reynolds
Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard

“Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.”
Robin Williams - Teddy Roosvelt

“- Sean Maguire: Do you have a soul mate?
- Will Hunting: Define that.
- Sean Maguire: Somebody who challenges you.
- Will Hunting: I have Chuckie.
- Sean Maguire: You know Chuck, he's family. He'd lie down in fucking traffic for you. No, I'm talking about someone who opens up things for you, touches your soul.
- Will Hunting: I got… I got...
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Robin Williams - Sean Maguire
Matt Damon - Will Hunting

“- Lina: Tonight is Shabbat.
- Jakob: Great. We'll fast like every other night.”
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Lina
Robin Williams - Jakob

“What could they want? Your nuts?”

Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“Don't worry. I've done this before. Once.”
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish