Robin Williams movie quotes

“Why would security guards pad down an 85-year-old lady with a walker? If she's a terrorist... well, then the ball game's over, folks.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

If you have GPS, be very careful. I bought a Mercedes recently with talking GPS. I opened the door and my car went, "Are you Jewish?".
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“- Tinkerbell: Well, whoever you are it's still you, 'cause only one person has that smell.
- Peter Banning: Smell?
- Tinkerbell: The smell of someone who has ridden the back of the wind, Peter. The smell of a hundred fun summers, with sleeping in trees and adventures with Indians and Pirates. Oh remember, Peter? The world was ours. We could do...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Roberts - Tinkerbell
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“Why vote for Congressmen or Senators? Why don't we just pick those guys the same way we pick a jury? At least we'll get a much more interesting cross-section.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“The government said recently that we're cutting back spending, yet NASA blew $28 million to develop a fountain pen that writes upside down in zero gravity. The Russians solved the same problem with a 5-cent pencil... and after two cases of vodka, it's still writing.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“- Mailbox: That's from my sister!
- Fender: I recognize the handwriting.”

Al Roker - Mailbox
Robin Williams - Fender

“- Popeye: I'm your one and only exspring. See, we got the same bulgy arms.
- Poopdeck Pappy: No resemblance.
- Popeye: We-we got the same squinky eye.
- Poopdeck Pappy: What squinky eye?
- Popeye: That's going to be hard for you to see. Oh, we even got the same pipe, Pap.
- Poopdeck Pappy: You idiot, you can't inherit a pipe! Ooh, I am poppa to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robin Williams - Popeye
Ray Walston - Poopdeck Pappy

“Now we all have a great need for acceptance, but you must trust that your beliefs are unique, your own, even though others may think them odd or unpopular.”
Robin Williams - John Keating

- Adrian Cronauer: [impersonating an Intelligence Officer] We've realized that we're having a very difficult time finding the enemy. It isn't easy to find a Vietnamese man named "Charlie”. They're all named Nguyen, or Tran, or...
- Adrian Cronauer: [as himself] Well, how are you going about it?
- Adrian Cronauer: [as Intel Officer] Well, we walk... (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“- Sarah Whittle: Have you ever thought about just sitting down and talking about your differences?
- Alan Parrish: What are you, crazy? The man has a gun!
- Sarah Whittle: Don't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! Because everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you were sucked into a board game.”

Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“Karmically, self-defense is quite cool.”
Robin Williams - Doctor Cozy Carlisle

“I got a little paranoid and thought people were out to get me. Now I know, they are.”
Robin Williams - Jack Moniker

“- Zak: Am I dead?
- Crysta: No.
- Batty Koda: We can fix that for ya!”
Jonathan Ward - Zak
Samantha Mathis - Crysta
Robin Williams - Batty Koda

They talk about the desecration of the American flag and yet, online, you can buy flag underwear. I just saw my grandmother wearing a flag thong, and I was like, "Granny, I don't wanna know where old glory is!".
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“- Armand Goldman: Ugh, what is this, sludge?
- Agador: Yes, it's sludge; I thought it'd make a nice change from coffee.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador

“- Dale Putley: Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
- Lee: No, all we need is money, mate.”
Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Jared Harris - Lee

“I'm sorry, if you were right, I would agree with you.”
Robin Williams - Dr. Malcolm Sayer

“- Crysta: But just think. Humans back in the forest!
- Batty Koda: Yep. There goes the neighborhood.
- Crysta: Be nice, Batty.
- Batty Koda: First thing, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls, and your parking lots, and your convenience stores...”
Samantha Mathis - Crysta
Robin Williams - Batty Koda

“- Jack: I don't mean to be flippant or to enrage you or anything, but you're a psychotic man.
- Parry: I know.
- Jack: A very nice psychotic man.”
Jeff Bridges - Jack
Robin Williams - Parry

“Tell me what you're doing. Okay, let's look at the logic. You create man. Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. Man dies. Maybe You should have had just a few more brainstorming sessions prior to creation. You rested on the seventh day. Maybe You should've spent that day on compassion.”

Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“- Dr. Kosevich: You want Anastasia? Drugs, yes? Okay, valium.
- Samuel Faulkner: Valium is no good for her.
- Dr. Kosevich: No, for me.”

Robin Williams - Dr. Kosevich
Hugh Grant - Samuel Faulkner

“- Rainbow Randolph: Didn't she tell you of the love we once had. Passionate yet tender, old-fashioned yet experimental.
- Sheldon: Randolph, you have lost your mind.
- Rainbow Randolph: Oh, enlighten the lad, Nora. You were such a hot little brood-mare, does the bridle still fit?”
Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes

“Even in the face of tyranny, there is comedy.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“What do you want to be in the world? I mean the whole world. Close your eyes and think about that.”
Robin Williams - Maxwell 'Wizard' Wallace

“- Leslie Zevo: You tried to kill us all...
- Lt. General Leland Zevo: Heh... c'mon, Leslie... can't you take a joke?
- Leslie Zevo: Oh yeah! I love jokes! I love all kinds of jokes. But you know what I don't like? I don't like people trying to kill me, hurting my family and my friends, and destroying the whole world as I know it. That just...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Leslie Zevo
Sir Michael Gambon - Lt. General Leland Zevo