Robin Williams movie quotes

“- Popeye: Look at there Olive, he's got my eye.
- Olive Oyl: He does not have your eyes. He's got my eyes. He's got your mouth!
- Popeye: Does he? One day, Swee'Peas, he's gonna go to school and bust bigger kids in the mush. Yeah, you like that, don't you? Yes.
- Olive Oyl: And we'll move into a vine covered cottage on a shady lane. And we'll...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robin Williams - Popeye
Shelley Duvall - Olive Oyl

“Someone is either a smoker or a nonsmoker. There's no in-between.
The trick is to find out which one you are, and be that. If you're a
nonsmoker, you'll know.”
Robin Williams - Doctor Cozy Carlisle

“Stop torturing me. The Germans are already doing a fine job.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

“- Rainbow Randolph: He's a pillow-biter, you know.
- Sheldon Mopes: I wouldn't know anything about his sleeping disorders.”
Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes

“If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.”
Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard

“Freedom of religion means practicing any religion you want, anytime and anywhere you want. Like being a Jewish Buddhist: all you do is sit and wait for stuff to go on sale.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others. And because of that, I've lost everything. But I've also gained everything.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“The human spirit is more powerful than any drug, and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter. This is what we'd forgotten, the simplest things.”
Robin Williams - Dr. Malcolm Sayer

“Hunger for hope may be worse than hunger for food.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

- Hopkins: [reading his poem] "The cat sat on the mat".
- John Keating: Congratulations, Mr. Hopkins. You have the first poem to ever have a negative score on the Pritchard scale.
Matt Carey - Hopkins
Robin Williams - John Keating

“- Professor Philip Brainard: Why are you here?
- Wilson Croft: To be honest, I'm here this weekend to steal your fiancée. And make her my wife.
- Professor Philip Brainard: I think you'll be sadly disappointed.”
Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard
Christopher McDonald - Wilson Croft

“Your honor, if I may enter a plea of insanity? Because I am crazy about this kid!”
Robin Williams - The Genie

“Is that a kind of occupational hazard of soulmates? One's not much without the other?”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen

“If you tell a bad joke, you can put a laugh track over it - but the joke's still not funny.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“Today I was in the oval office for a preparatory meeting and I sat behind the President's desk and I had a reality check. I sat there and I went: 'Wait a minute, I'm a Jester. A Jester doesn't rule the kingdom; he makes fun of the king'.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“If it was really unpatriotic to question one's government, we'd still be British.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“What do I think of gay marriage? I believe gays have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not
enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
Robin Williams

“I'm back! I got lips again and I'm gonna use them, baby!”
Robin Williams - King of the Moon

“- Reno Hightower: She's gonna leave me as soon as I fix her car.
- Jack Dundee: You gonna fix it?
- Reno Hightower: Hell no! I love her.”
Kurt Russell - Reno Hightower
Robin Williams - Jack Dundee

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly without complexities or pride. I love you because I know no other way then this. So close that your hand, on my chest, is my hand. So close, that when you close your eyes, I fall asleep.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“- Rufio: Do you know what I wish?
- Peter Pan: What?
- Rufio: I wish I had a dad... like you.”

Dante Basco - Rufio
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“[as a hippie]
Dude, I'm your old man. I suppose you're wondering why your middle name is Rainbow.
[as a thug]
Yo son, what's up, homes?
[as a New Age adept]
I am your father. Hug me, and let us join our spirits.”

Robin Williams - Dale Putley

“- Reno Hightower: I get better with age. My knees are killing me. I'm slow.
- Jack Dundee: That's why you didn't want to play the game.
- Reno Hightower: No. I just didn't want to destroy the only thing I've got left, those stories about how great I was.”
Kurt Russell - Reno Hightower
Robin Williams - Jack Dundee

“There is a time for daring and a time for caution, and a wise man knows which is called for.”
Robin Williams - John Keating