Robin Williams movie quotes

“- Judy Shepherd: What happened to you, you shave with a piece of glass?
- Alan Parrish: What happened to you, the Clampetts have a yard sale? What do you want? I never shaved before.”
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“- Popeye: What are you doing, Pappy? You can't fire that thing. There's women and infinks on that boat!
- Poopdeck Pappy: Would you stop worrying? All I'm gonna do is fire a warning shot right across the bow. Don't you think I knows what I'm doing?”
Robin Williams - Popeye
Ray Walston - Poopdeck Pappy

“- Vladimir Ivanoff: I read about slavery.
- Lionel Witherspoon: Yeah, with slavery at least the work was steady.
- Vladimir Ivanoff: Sounds like Russia.”
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff
Cleavant Derricks - Lionel Witherspoon

“You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”

Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“- Alan Parrish: Twenty-six years ago, you played a game with a little boy down the street. A game with drums.
- Sarah Whittle: How do you know that?
- Alan Parrish: I was that little boy, Sarah.”
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle

“You got to love music more than you love food. More than life. More than yourself.”
Robin Williams - Maxwell 'Wizard' Wallace

“I will grieve alone for the rest of my life, but right now I want to be around people who loved her.”

Robin Williams - Garp

“I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am. I'm free!”
Robin Williams - The Genie

“- Sarah Whittle: Your father murdered you and he chopped you up into little pieces.
- Alan Parrish: Sarah, come on! My dad did that? My father could barely hug me, let alone cut me into little pieces.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“- Patch Adams: Hi. Patch Adams.
- Mitch: Mitch Roman. Georgetown University. I was awarded the William F. Thompson Scientific Achievement Award.
- Patch Adams: Mmm. Emerson Elementary. I once drew a picture of a rabbit that got me two gold stars.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Mitch

“You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe, a harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.”
Robin Williams - Maxwell 'Wizard' Wallace

“Ladies, please avert your eyes... 'cause I've been known to hypnotize.”
Robin Williams - Lovelace

- Orlando Ramirez: My father was called Orlando. He rolled the finest cigars in Havana. "Orlando el Rey", they called him... "Orlando the King". Then Castro came along and my father was on his ass.
- Vladimir Ivanoff: Castro is a great man.
- Orlando Ramirez: Castro is a Cuban bullshit artist who has been taken in by Russian bullshit artists!
Alejandro Rey - Orlando Ramirez
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff

Hitler goes to a fortune-teller and asks, "When will I die?" and the fortune-teller replies, "On a Jewish holiday". Hitler then asks, "How do you know that?" and she replies, "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday".
Robin Williams - Jakob

“HMOs will pay for your Viagra, but they won't pay for your glasses. So you can have a hard-on, but you can't see where to put it.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“- Genie: You've still got one wish left. Just say the word, and you're a prince again.
- Aladdin: But, Genie, what about your freedom?
- Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love! Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.”
Robin Williams - The Genie
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

“Just a moment. I hear people wanting something... me!”
Robin Williams - Ramon

“Five months in Vietnam, and my best friend is a V.C.. This will not look good on a résumé!”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.”
Robin Williams - John Keating

“No one ever takes a photograph of something they want to forget.”

Robin Williams - Seymour Parrish

“- Wendy Darling: Boy, why are you crying?
- Peter Banning: I don't know. A tear for every happy thought.”
Maggie Smith - Wendy Darling
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“- Sonny Paluso: You think Wes is God, don't you?
- Donald: No, not God, just an ordinary man. Maybe a little ahead of his time, but just an ordinary man.
- Sonny Paluso: Wes is an asshole.
- Donald: Blasphemy! Oh, you'll smoke a turd in hell for that!”
Walter Matthau - Sonny Paluso
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“- Chris Nielsen: Where is God in all of this?
- Albert Lewis: Oh, he's up there. Somewhere shouting down that he loves us. Wondering why we can't hear him. You think?”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Albert Lewis

“What is the difference between the Cub Scouts and the military? Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle- aged fag. But I know who I am.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman