Robin Williams movie quotes

“And now, here are the headlines. Here they come right now. Pope actually found to be Jewish. Liberace is Anastasia and Ethel Merman jams Russian radar. The East Germans, today, claimed the Berlin Wall was a fraternity prank. Also the Pope decided today to release Vatican-related bath products. An incredible thing, yes, it's the new Pope On A...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“- Jenny Fields: Is that the latest fashion?
- Garp: No, Mom, that's the oldest profession.”

Glenn Close - Jenny Fields
Robin Williams - Garp

In the words of Barbie, "I had a dream house".

Robin Williams - Leslie Zevo

“- Donald: Tell me things are gonna work out, Sonny.
- Sonny Paluso: Everything's gonna work out.
- Donald: Yeah, yeah. Boy, it's been a strange winter, hasn't it?
- Sonny Paluso: Not really.
- Donald: No.”
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle
Walter Matthau - Sonny Paluso

- Sean Maguire: One night her fart was so loud it woke the dog up, she woke up and said: “was that you?" I said "yeah", I didn't have the heart to tell her.
- Will Hunting: So she woke herself up?
- Sean Maguire: Yeah, She's been dead two years, and that's the shit, I remember wonderful stuff. These are the things I miss the most, these... (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Sean Maguire
Matt Damon - Will Hunting

“- Peter Banning: It's Brad, Moira. I gotta take this call. I've gotta fix this.
- Moira Banning: No, you've got to fix your family first.”

Robin Williams - Peter Banning
Caroline Goodall - Moira Banning

“The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.”

Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

- Elder: Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?
- Batty Koda: Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen".
Neil Ross - Elder
Robin Williams - Batty Koda

“I feel like a gynecologist for a grizzly bear.”

Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.”

Robin Williams - Sean Maguire

Did you ever wish you could sometimes freeze frame a moment in your day, look at it and say "this is not my life"?
Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard

“- Poopdeck Pappy: You wouldn't eat your spinach. Spinach what kept our family strong for thousands of years. And what does me only oxspring do with it?
- Popeye, Poopdeck Pappy: He spits it up!”
Ray Walston - Poopdeck Pappy
Robin Williams - Popeye

“That is why women have the babies. Men can't take the pain...”

Robin Williams - Dr. Kosevich

“Dear, I always say, a flawed husband is better than none at all.”
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire

“Italy just elected a porn star to their senate. Which is wonderful, because that means no sex scandals - just great posters and incredible downloads.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“It's not the Bible, you're not gonna go to Hell for this.”

Robin Williams - John Keating

“It's all so magical. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.”

Robin Williams - The Genie

“- Adrian Cronauer: How would you describe your testicles?
- Richard Nixon: That they're soft and they're very shallow and they serve no purpose.
- Adrian Cronauer: So what are you saying, sir?
- Richard Nixon: They lack the physical strength.”

Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer
Richard Milhous Nixon - Richard Nixon

We can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes”.
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“Technically, they're retreating. But strategically, they're advancing.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

“- Armand Goldman: Agador, you're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler.
- Agador: No! I'm gonna look like a fag!
- Armand Goldman: Maybe, but you'll look like a fag in a uniform.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador

“- John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: Oh my God, look at you! I'm like a compass near north.
- Noxeema: Thank you.”
Robin Williams - John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Wesley Snipes - Noxeema

“- Vladimir Ivanoff: You don't look like marxist.
- Veronica Cohen: I'm not. I'm a humanist. What does a marxist look like anyway?
- Vladimir Ivanoff: Usually has beard, mustache.
- Veronica Cohen: A-ha, the women too?
- Vladimir Ivanoff: In Russia, especially women.”
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff
Stephanie Cotsirilos - Veronica Cohen

“- Olive Oyl: What kind of name is that anyway? Popeye? Pretty strange.
- Popeye: What kind name is Olive Oyl? Its sounds like some kind of lubricants.”
Shelley Duvall - Olive Oyl
Robin Williams - Popeye

“- Sarah Whittle: I thought I lost you again.
- Alan Parrish: Thanks for sticking around this time.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish