Robin Williams movie quotes

“Hello, I'm a nocturnal placental mammal of the order pterodidae, or ptero-didn't-I... In case you can't tell, I'm a bat!”
Robin Williams - Batty Koda

“- Popeye: How much is the broccoli?
- Geezil: Nickel, maybe dime.
- Popeye: And the spinach?
- Geezil: Dime, maybe quarter.
- Popeye: Then how come carrots is a dollar?
- Geezil: Dollar fifty. You buy what I don't feel like selling will cost you two dollars.”
Robin Williams - Popeye
Richard Libertini - Geezil

“In Moscow we fought for an inch of freedom! Here you take it and pour shit all over it.”
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff

- Albert Goldman: Oh God, I pierced the toast!
- Armand Goldman: So what? The important thing to remember is not to go to pieces when that happens. You have to react like a man, calmly. You have to say to yourself, "Albert, you pierced the toast, so what? It's not the end of your life".
Nathan Lane - Albert Goldman
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

“- Armand Goldman: Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!
- Albert Goldman: How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered... wrong response?”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Nathan Lane - Albert Goldman

“- Goanna: Welcome to the food chain.
- Crysta: Stop! He's a human!
- Goanna: Uhh... what's a human?
- Batty Koda: Delicious and nutritious! Tastes just like chicken!”

Tone Loc - Goanna
Samantha Mathis - Crysta
Robin Williams - Batty Koda

The paparazzi follow me into the men's room. "Robin, could you hold it up? Could you make the puppet talk? Oh, you're having a movement? Oh, great! It's 'Live Stools of the Rich and Famous!'.

Robin Williams

“Living in Hollywood is like wearing fibreglass underwear - interesting but painful.”
Robin Williams

“People take pictures of the happy moments in their lives. Someone looking through our photo album would conclude that we had led a joyous, leisurely existence free of tragedy.”

Robin Williams - Seymour Parrish

“What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen

“- Albert Goldman: Don't give me that tone!
- Armand Goldman: What tone?
- Albert Goldman: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
- Armand Goldman: You're not a woman.
- Albert Goldman: Oh, you bastard!”
Nathan Lane - Albert Goldman
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

“What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

Mama always said "Magic is as magic does".

Robin Williams - The Genie

“- Lydia Hillard: It's your job to be our father.
- Daniel Hillard: No it's not a job, it's a joy being your father, I don't have to play the part of your father, I am your father, I may act like a fool, but I am your father, okay?”
Lisa Jakub - Lydia Hillard
Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard

“- Chris Nielsen: I need Annie.
- Albert Lewis: That'll change in time.
- Chris Nielsen: Oh, come on Einstein! Time's not on my watch anymore. Time does not exist here. And wherever it went, it's not going to make me need Annie any less.”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Albert Lewis

“- Phillipa Lloyd: You seem fit enough.
- Jack Moniker: Oh, inside, I'm a mess.”
Twiggy - Phillipa Lloyd
Robin Williams - Jack Moniker

“It's me own fault, Swee'Pea's been kidnapped. Olive was right. Even an orphan needs a mutter and a father. If I was gonna be Swee'Pea's mutter, I should've at least let Olive be his father. Or viska versa. I ain't man enough to his mutter.”

Robin Williams - Popeye

“I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“I know it doesn't mean much after twenty-six years. But I'm sorry.”
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.”
Robin Williams - John Keating

“Wish I understand human beings. Wish I understand women. Wish I understand emotions and passions. Wish I understand any of that. If I did, I woudn't have had to spend my entire life in a laboratory trying to figure out how the world works. I would've been out in the world trying to figure out why it works.”

Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard

“I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?”
Robin Williams - Teddy Roosvelt

“- Armand Goldman: Los Copa? There's nothing in Los Copa but a cemetery.
- Albert Goldman: I know, that's why I'm packing light.
- Armand Goldman: Oh I see, so you're going to a cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Nathan Lane - Albert Goldman

“Mantovani? They feed Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs!”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

Remember those two Jewish commandos who were sent to kill Hitler at 12:30? They waited in an alley with guns, bombs and knives... only Hitler didn't show up. After half an hour came and went, still no Hitler. Finally, one Jew turns to the other and says, "My God, I hope nothing happened to him".
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs