Robin Williams movie quotes

“You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“How do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boogie in it!”
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin

“First he takes my career, then my life, now my girl. The balls on that fuchsia fuck! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece!”
Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph

“- Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.
- Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I... What?
- Aladdin: Genie, you're free!”
Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Robin Williams - The Genie

“You can't spend $200 million running for office without owing something to somebody.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“- Fender: You consider me a friend?
- Rodney Copperbottom: Sure. What else would I consider you?
- Fender: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.”
Robin Williams - Fender
Ewan McGregor - Rodney Copperbottom

“- Madame Gasket: Who are these losers?
- Fender: We, sir...
- Madame Gasket: I'm a woman.
- Fender: We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts, and you shall be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest!”
Jim Broadbent - Madame Gasket
Robin Williams - Fender

“Those who can't afford lobbyists have no advocate.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“- Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
- Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.
- Sarah Whittle: My mistake.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“New parents go photo crazy.”
Robin Williams - Seymour Parrish

“How can you fight a war in this shit? I don't know where they are, I don't even know where I am. I can't see dick. Like hunting with Ray Charles.”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

- Natalie Hillard: We're in the middle of "Charlotte's Web". Who's gonna finish it?
- Daniel Hillard: Well, Grandma will finish it for you.
- Natalie Hillard: [whispers] She's not as good. She always skips parts, and she never does the voices. She smells funny, too.
- Daniel Hillard: That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well preserved.
Mara Wilson - Natalie Hillard
Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard

“Even though you're bigger than me, you can't win, 'cause you're bad, and the good always wins over the bad.”

Robin Williams - Popeye

“- Bob Munro: Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know?
- Cassie Munro: I know where, I just know one way to get there. And you refuse to go that way.
- Bob Munro: Because it's a stupid way.
- Jamie Munro: You're lost, aren't you?
- Bob Munro: Yes I'm lost, because our daughter doesn't know where her friend's house it....” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Bob Munro
Joanna Levesque - Cassie Munro
Cheryl Hines - Jamie Munro

“Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves.”

Robin Williams - The Genie

“A whole human life is just a heartbeat here in heaven.”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen

“What's silent and smells like worms? Bird farts.”
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin

“Poppa. Pretty soon, you and me are going to be together again, huh? Yeah. Thirty years ain't that long. Besides, next Wednesday's our annual-versity. Yeah? Yeah. Stay alive. That's all I'm askin' you. Good night, Poppa.”
Robin Williams - Popeye

“- Daniel Hillard: Well, let's take a little vacation together with the kids, and get you away from work. You're a different person. You really are. You're great.
- Miranda Hillard: Oh, Daniel, our problems would be waiting for us right here when we got back.
- Daniel Hillard: Well, we'll move. That way our problems won't follow us.”
Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard
Sally Field - Miranda Hillard

“Make your life spectacular. I know I did.”
Robin Williams - Jack Powell

“- Captain James Hook: Peter. I swear to you wherever you go, wherever you are, I vow there will always be daggers bearing notes signed James Hook. They will be flung into doors of your children's children's children, do you hear me?
- Peter Banning: What do you want, old man?
- Captain James Hook: Just you.”
Dustin Hoffman - Captain James Hook
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

- Daniel Hillard: Yeah, my name is Elsa Emmelman, and I want to know how many children do you have.
- Miranda Hillard: I have two girls and a boy.
- Daniel Hillard: Oh, a boy... I don't "werk" with the males, 'cause I used to be one.

Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard
Sally Field - Miranda Hillard

“- Alan Parrish: Why would they close Parrish Shoes?
- Shoe Factory Bum: Well, when his kid ran away, Sam put everything he had to find him - his time, his money, everything. After a while, he stopped coming to work. He just quit caring. I don't think anybody loved his boy more than Sam did.”
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
Lloyd Berry - Bum

- Donald: Jaaaack?
- Jack: Yeah?
- Donald: Time out, ok?
- Jack: Time out?
- Donald: Time out.
- Jack: What do you mean, "time out"?
- Donald: You're not gonna believe this. I was in a hurry when I left the cabin this morning, and, well, silly me, I got the wrong bullets.

Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle
Jerry Reed - Jack Locke

“- George: Hey Jack, ever get a boner? You know, an erector.
- Jack Powell: Not yet, I'm hoping to get one for Christmas.”
Mario Yedidia - George
Robin Williams - Jack Powell