Robin Williams movie quotes

- Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I want the Nile". Wish for the Nile. Try that!
- Aladdin: Uh... I wish for the Nile.
- Genie: No way! Oh, does that feel good!

Robin Williams - The Genie
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

“- Zak: I'm positive.
- Batty Koda: Only fools are positive.”
Jonathan Ward - Zak
Robin Williams - Batty Koda

“- Judy Shepherd: There's a lion in my aunt's bedroom. What am I supposed to do about that?
- Alan Parrish: What do I look like, a Ringling Brother?
- Judy Shepherd: But she'll be home soon!
- Alan Parrish: Won't she be surprised! I hope she's not allergic to cats.”
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“- Alan Parrish: He's a hunter. He kills things, that's what he does. And right now, he wants to hunt me and kill me, okay?
- Sarah Whittle: Why you?
- Alan Parrish: Why me? I don't know. Everything about me he finds offensive. You'd think it'd be a waste of his time. Maybe he needs something for his wall, you know, a Parrish - something to go...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“I found you in hell. Don't you think I could find you in Jersey?”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen

“- Donald: Sonny, name one thing that's gotten better in the last ten years.
- Candice Paluso: Video games.
- Sonny Paluso: Video games! There you are.
- Donald: Alright, I acknowledge that.”
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle
Kristen Vigard - Candice Paluso
Walter Matthau - Sonny Paluso

“A barber with a dull razor is like a blind moyl.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

“Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest.”

Robin Williams - Jack Moniker

“- Molly: ...you have no respect for women.
- Joey O'Brien: I guess dinner and a blow job's out of the question.
- Molly: I guess.
- Joey O'Brien: We'll forget dinner...”
Judith Hoag - Molly
Robin Williams - Joey O'Brien

“- Aladdin: What would you wish for?
- Genie: Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.
- Aladdin: What?
- Genie: No, I can't tell you.
- Aladdin: C'mon, tell me.
- Genie: Freedom!”
Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Robin Williams - The Genie

“I admire that honesty, Natalie, that's a noble quality. Never lose that, because it often disappears with age, or entering politics.”
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire

“All I know is, you've got people chasing after you in every life.”
Robin Williams - Doctor Cozy Carlisle

“- Aladdin: I was so stupid to think I could change him.
- Genie: Trying to show him a better life wasn't stupid, Al.”

Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Robin Williams - The Genie

“- Parry: What do you think of the death penalty?
- John the Bum: Death is definitely a penalty! It ain't no fuckin' gift!”
Robin Williams - Parry
William Preston - John the Bum

“- Popeye: They've got my Olive Oyl and Swee'Pea.
- Poopdeck Pappy: Olive Oyl? Swee'Pea? What are you doing, making a salad? I want my treasure. Do you hear me? I want my treasure!”
Robin Williams - Popeye
Ray Walston - Poopdeck Pappy

“- John Keating: Why do I stand up here? Anybody?
- Charlie Dalton: To feel taller!
- John Keating: No! [dings a bell with his foot] Thank you for playing, Mr. Dalton. I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.”

Robin Williams - John Keating
Gale Hansen - Charlie Dalton

“- Genie: There are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos.
- Aladdin: Like?
- Genie: Uh, rule #1: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask. Uh, rule #2: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. You little punim there. Rule #3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it! Other than...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - The Genie
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

“In the end, none of us have very long on this Earth, life is fleeting.”
Robin Williams - Jack Powell

“- Captain Hook: I have waited long to shake your hand with this. Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom!
- Peter Banning: Dark and sinister man, have at thee.”
Dustin Hoffman - Captain Hook
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“Bastards, they attacked us while we were at prayer. It's like Pearl Harbor.”
Robin Williams - Leslie Zevo

“You shot my gun, god damn it! You're not supposed to shoot a person's gun! Oh, now that pisses me off! You know how much one of these cost?”
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“You drive fast, oyster brain. Because the sooner you get here, the sooner there'll be one less wart on the ass of society.”
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“It's not about understanding, it's about not giving up.”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen

“- Crysta: But how can you live without trees?
- Zak: Easy.
- Crysta: But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air.
- Zak: We have air.
- Batty Koda: Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath.”
Samantha Mathis - Crysta
Jonathan Ward - Zak
Robin Williams - Batty Koda