Advice quotes
343 advice quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The Craft
- From the movie: Double Jeopardy
Pay attention, because this is the best goddamn advice you're ever gonna get. Ever hear of something called double jeopardy? Fifth Amendment to the constitution? Huh? No? Well, double jeopardy provides that "no person may be tried for the same crime twice". You got that? Keep stirrin'. The state says you already killed your husband. They can't... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Charlie Chan at the Olympics
“Important lesson for good detective - when all players hold suspicious cards, good idea to have joker up sleeve.”
- From the movie: Bullets Over Broadway
“- Sheldon Flender: I'm gonna give you some advice. The same advice that was given to me many years ago when I had a very similar dilemma.
- David Shayne: Similar to mine. To...
- Sheldon Flender: Yes. Yes.
- David Shayne: What did you do? What?
- Sheldon Flender: You gotta do what you gotta do.” - From the movie: Nothing in Common
- From the movie: Still Breathing
“Do you think that every last thread of intelligent life has chosen to huddle in either New York or L.A. ? Or do you really believe that this soulless sinkhole has anything to do with real life humanity; namely integrity, compassion, dignity? Y'know what, don't answer that, Phil. Just let me give you some advice. Next time you're driving through...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Ordinary People
“A little advice about feelings kiddo; don't expect it always to tickle.”
- From the movie: Hellboy
- From the movie: 2010
“Are you sure you're making the right decision? I think we should stop.”
- From the movie: Timecop
“Do yourself a favor: lay off the fucking candy bars.”
- From the movie: No Country For Old Men
“- Loretta Bell: Be careful.
- Ed Tom Bell: I always am.
- Loretta Bell: Don't get hurt.
- Ed Tom Bell: I never do.
- Loretta Bell: Don't hurt no one.
- Ed Tom Bell: Well. If you say so.” - From the movie: Jingle All the Way
“Enough with this Turbo Man! I have had it up to here with this Turbo Man! If there's anybody I don't want advice from right now, it's Turbo Man!”
- From the movie: Gloria
- From the movie: Lucky Number Slevin
- From the animation: Pinocchio
- From the movie: Lucky Number Slevin
“The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle.”
- From the movie: Framed
“- Mike Santini: You're giving me fashion tips at gunpoint?
- Eddie Meyers: Someone has to.” - From the movie: Best of the Best
“You shouldn't block with your face.”
- From the movie: The Object of My Affection
- From the movie: Empire Records
“Don't drop the soap, Warren.”
- From the movie: Scary Movie
- From the movie: The Last King of Scotland
“- Nicholas Garrigan: You want me to tell you what to do?
- Idi Amin: Yes, you are my advisor. You are the only one I can trust in here. You should have told me not to throw the Asians out, in the first place.
- Nicholas Garrigan: I did!
- Idi Amin: But you did not persuade me, Nicholas. You did not persuade me!” - From the movie: That Uncertain Feeling
“There's nothing wrong with your marriage. You just have to resell it once in awhile.”
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“And what did I tell you about this!? This will go straight to your ass!”
- From the movie: Alexander
“I am Alexander. And no more than earth has two suns will Asia bear two kings. These are my terms. And if Darius isn't a coward who hides behind his men then he'll come to me tomorrow. And when he bows down to Greece, Alexander will be merciful.”
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