Advice quotes
343 advice quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Crimes of the Heart
- From the movie: Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
“Hey, that's a pretty nice car, man. Better get it back to the circus before they find out it's gone.”
- From the movie: Back to the Future Part II
“Marty, be careful around that Griff character. He's got a few short circuits in his bionic implants.”
- From the movie: Now, Voyager
- Mrs. Henry Vale: The very word "psychiatry", doesn't it fill you with shame, my daughter, a member of our family?
- Dr. Jaquith: There's nothing shameful or frightening about it. It's simple, what I do. People come to a fork in the road. They don't know which way to go. I put up a signpost: "Not that way. This way". - From the movie: Armed and Dangerous
“Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.”
- From the movie: Beat Street
“You better eat your eggs before I break your legs.”
- From the movie: The Lost Boys
“- Max: Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.
- Sam Emerson: Did you know that?
- Edgar Frog: Of course. Everyone knows that.” - From the movie: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
“- General: You'd better bring a coat Mr. Richardson, there's a little Jap in the air.
- Dr. Morrison: He means nip.” - From the movie: The Hitcher
“- Captain Esteridge: You're gonna get yourself killed. And if you don't, you're gonna be in a whole lotta trouble.
- Jim Halsey: I'm sorry, sir. It's something I've got to do.” - From the movie: The Major and the Minor
“When you felt the urge to become an Uncle, you should have found a less inflammatory niece.”
- From the movie: The Lost Boys
- Sam Emerson: And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."
- Edgar Frog: We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.
- Alan Frog: Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.
- Edgar Frog: As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Dive Bomber
- From the movie: Magic
“Fasten your seatbelts, everybody. It's going to be a bumpy night.”
- From the movie: The Wanderers
“I don't blame you. When I was your age, I was knocking them off left and right; but I never did it with nobody's daughter. You should have given her an ankle bracelet and stuck to jerking off!”
- From the movie: Sabrina
“- Elizabeth Tyson: Go, Linus! Don't think!
- Linus Larrabee: [hesitantly] She... she must absolutely hate me!
- Maude Larrabee: She'll get over it. We all do... Linus, you know I love you. No mother could be prouder. But I think it's time that you ran away from home.” - From the movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
“Warning... assholes may be closer than they appear in the mirror.”
- From the movie: Tin Cup
“You can't ask for advice about the woman you're trying to hose from the woman you're trying to hose!”
- From the movie: I Know What You Did Last Summer
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