Advice quotes

Don't go out with Italian girls. They're killers. Start saying a "Hail Mary" and see if she moves her lips.
Matt Dillon - Gus

“You should get married and raise large family. Once you have large family, all other troubles mean nothing.”

Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“To the ships at sea who can hear my voice, look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog.”
Adrienne Barbeau - Stevie Wayne

“This is a bad town for blondes.”
Ariel Heath - Eloise

“- Ben Campbell: How come you don't play?
- Micky Rosa: Oh, I did. I played for a long time and I was the best. But I'm retired now. Take my advice, Ben, it's always best to go out when you're on top. Welcome to Vegas!”
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell
Kevin Spacey - Micky Rosa

“- Margaret Tate: Was that your family?
- Andrew Paxton: Yes.
- Margaret Tate: Tell you to quit.
- Andrew Paxton: Every single day.”

Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“Sometimes if you want to succceed, you have to do what they tell you.”
Joanna Levesque - Cassie Munro

“Sally helps me with my accounts. I have no head for figures at all. I’m trying desperately to save some money, you know I told you. I just can’t seem to. He makes me write down everything in there. What I get, what I spend. I used to have a checking account. He made me get rid of that. He feels, for me anyway, that it’s better to operate on a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this: it's not the end of the world.”
Nick Frost - Ed

“Never take advice from someone who lives above a garage.”
Matthew Lillard - Larry

“As your mother tells you, and my mother certainly told me, it is important always to try new things.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter

“Never judge things by their appearance... even carpetbags. I'm sure I never do.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“- Greta: He knocked over another ATM. This time at knife point. He needs your legal advice.
- Fletcher Reede: [picking up phone and shouting] Stop breaking the law, asshole!”
Anne Haney - Greta
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“- Private: Sergeant, you got any advice on how to stay alive in Vietnam?
- Sergeant Cota: Yes, I do, Private. Don't go.”
Cole Hauser - Staff Sgt. Cota

“- Austin Millbarge: I gotta take a leak. You should go too.
- Emmett Fitz-Hume: What are you my mother? Don't you think I'm capable of determining my own time to go to the bathroom?”
Dan Aykroyd - Austin Millbarge
Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume

“- Wheelchair Mike: Anyway, the kids are great. Work is a trip but I play hard too. I've been doing a lot of rock climbing.
- Matt Freehauf: You mean rock crawling, right?
- Wheelchair Mike: No I'm vertical, bro, believe it or not. We can do anything a normal can do. Probably more, because we've had to reboot for extra positivity. You know what...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Forest - Wheelchair Mike
Patton Oswalt - Matt Freehauf

“In future remember tongue often hang man quicker than rope.”
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“Helen, never trust a hippie.”
Malcolm McLaren - The Embezzler

“Talk to her - in deep whispers. Tell her what you're doing, what you see. Move slowly. Tell her you're inside of her. Tell her how it feels. Touch her. Use your tongue. Your breath. When she's about to come, she'll grab for you. But don't let her come. Make her wait. Tease her. Play with her. Make her feel. She may touch herself. She's so...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sherilyn Fenn - Helena

“My mother told me to never do this.”

C. Thomas Howell - Jim Halsey

“Didn't I tell you not to trust anyone, Dr. Jones?”
Julian Glover - Walter Donovan

“- Det. Nick Ruskin: The department gives courses of self-defense.
- Dr. Kate McTiernan: I've been thinking about spending more time at the dojo.
- Det. Nick Ruskin: Kick boxing's fine, but that's not what I mean. I'm talking prevention. We teach things like varying your routine. Keeping your lights on at night. Maybe getting a dog.”
Cary Elwes - Det. Nick Ruskin
Ashley Judd - Dr. Kate McTiernan

“Is that what your psychiatrist told you?”

Nick Nolte - Hoover

A Puget Deb will tell you, "Don't you worry about contraceptives. I've got that all taken care of." Don't believe it, sweet pea. A Puget Deb will do anything and say anything to trap you. I know this sounds silly, especially in this so-called modern age, but you scuzzy college pukes should watch out, because they're out there, and you, sweet... (continue)(continue reading)
Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

“Never lose control, that's the key.”
Aaron Eckhart - Chad