Advice quotes

“- Baloo: Why don't we just settle down for a minute it's gotten late. Too late to travel. So why don't we just have a little honey?
- Bagheera: I don't eat honey.
- Baloo: No problem i'll eat the honey.”
Bill Murray - Baloo
Ben Kingsley - Bagheera

“When I asked for your advice, I didn't mean that you should actually speak.”

Morgan Freeman - DCI William Cabot

“- Adaline Bowman: Why're you doing this?
- Tony: Come again?
- Adaline Bowman: You're a smart kid. Forgery is a felony. 250 thousand dollar fine, six years in jail.
- Tony: Shit, you're a cop?
- Adaline Bowman: [snorts] No, I'm about as far from law enforcement as you can get.”
Richard Harmon - Tony
Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman

“- Cleo Fincher Trumbo: You have no idea what you could lose.
- Dalton Trumbo: Oh, please. My career and the first amendment and the country, am I missing anything?
- Cleo Fincher Trumbo: Us! You're losing us! Since prison, you don't talk or ask. You just snap, bark. I keep waiting for you to start pounding the dinner table with a gavel.”
Diane Lane - Cleo Trumbo
Bryan Cranston - Dalton Trumbo

“- Bastian: Do you carry how-to books?
- Koreander: How-to books? Does this place look like a supermarket? If you want advice on how to buy real estate or housebreak your goldfish, go to the video store down the street.”
Jonathan Brandis - Bastian Balthazar Bux
Thomas Hill - Koreander

“Try not to kill more than two or three people today, okay?”

Paul Sorvino - Detective Pat Chambers

“- Abrams: The hardest thing for a public defender is whether or not you are cheap. He's gonna make it, dem's the difference. Now you did, every time.
- Ben: I'm a little bit over my head.”
Al Pacino - Charles Abrams
Josh Duhamel - Ben Cahill

“- Joy: Look at that! You see them two white niggers over there?
- Ted: Yeah, what?
- Joy: Look at them! They so happy, because they got that little baby keeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be two sad-ass white niggers waiting for Downton Abbey to come on.”
Cocoa Brown - Joy
Seth MacFarlane - Ted

“I find one should never look for admirers while at the same time one is falling to bits.”
Claude Rains - Job Skeffington

“- Patty: False! Why did you put down false, Chuck? The answer is true, Chuck! What's true is true! Put down true, Chuck, or I'll never speak to you again.
- Teacher: Charlie Brown?
- Charlie Brown: Ma'am?
- Teacher: Is your partner giving you the answers?
- Charlie Brown: Oh no, ma'am. She's not giving me the answers. Forcing, maybe, but not...” (continue)(continue reading)
Roseline Rubens - Patty
Arrin Skelley - Charlie Brown

“If the guy in the cell thing doesn’t see the gun, don’t point at it and go, ‘Gun.”

Kristen Stewart - Phoebe Larson

“Here's a tip: if you ever get the chance to travel with a Mexican rodeo... pass.”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

“- Bek: [sees giant snakes] We should run.
- Horus: Run?
- Bek: We mortals do it all the time!”
Brenton Thwaites - Bek
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Horus

“Like that man told you in the movies last night, beware of the midgets. They're taking over the world.”
Burgess Meredith - Mr. Hennessey

“Try and remember that sometimes it's nice to meet people who don't know your auntie.”
Eva Birthistle - Georgina

“- George Wickham: I'm here to propose a venture that would end the war forever. These new zombies can be reasoned with. With the proper funding I believe we can cultivate trust and even good will with this new iteration of the undead, who seem to possess an inherent power of the lower ranks of their kind.
- Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [starts...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Huston - Lt. George Wickham
Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy
Lena Headey - Lady Catherine de Bourgh
Matt Smith - Parson Collins

“- Pluto: This is air force rescue, what's up ?
- Bobby Carter: We're being attacked. I don't know who. We have one gun with 2 bullets. We're sitting ducks!
- Pluto: We recommend that until we can get to you, you stand on your heads, with your thumbs up.”
Michael Berryman - Pluto
Robert Houston - Bobby Carter

“The rules, Tom, do not be bound by them. Use them in your own way. Live your own life. Your destiny.”
Jeff Bridges - Master Gregory

“You're her hero, Scott. Just be the person she already thinks you are.”

Judy Greer - Maggie Lang

“Never give a sucker an even break and always keep an eye on your pals.”

Cary Grant - Joe Adams - posing as Joe Bascopolous

“People who live in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones.”
Tom Hardy - Ronald Kray

“Never mess with a man's jewels, mate!”

Tom Hardy - Reggie Kray

“Let me tell you something about life... always finish what you start and anything worth doing, is worth doing well.”
Donn Lamkin - Elias Disney

“There. That's better. Now you don't look like you've just come in from milking the cows.”

“A piece of advice. Never hurl in front of your woman. Something to live by.”
Paul Hogan - Porter Ricks