Advice quotes

“You need to control. Because you know the game surprises you. And you bite your ass not know when, you know?”
Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“Your brother is arbitrary, violent and psychopathic. Probably paranoid schizophrenic. What I'm trying to tell you is, he's off his fucking rocker.”

Nicholas Farrell - Dr. Humphries

“- Ed Wallis: Wait, you're going to teach me how to fight?
- Ashby Holt: [chuckles] I ain't got that much time left.
- Ed Wallis: What then?
- Ashby Holt: If you're gonna be a pacifist and a irritating personality type, then you can at least learn how to take a punch, as you'll no doubt have to be taking many.”
Nat Wolff - Ed Wallis
Mickey Rourke - Ashby Holt

“- Gaston Monescu: If I were your father, which fortunately I am not, and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, I would give you a good spanking - in a business way, of course.
- Madame Mariette Colet: What would you do if you were my secretary?
- Gaston Monescu: The same thing.
- Madame Mariette Colet: You're hired.”
Herbert Marshall - Gaston Monescu
Kay Francis - Madame Mariette Colet

“- Harry Pearce: Agents like you don't last long in this life.
- Will Holloway: So which ones remain?
- Harry Pearce: [looking back] The ones like me...”
Peter Firth - Harry Pearce
Kit Harington - Will Holloway

“Homesickness is like most sicknesses. It will pass.”
Jim Broadbent - Father Flood

“- Giles: Oh! God, to be young and beautiful. If I could go back to when I was 18 - I didn't know anything about anything - I'd give myself a bit of advice.
- Elisa: [in sign language] What would you say?
- Giles: I would say: Take better care of your teeth and fuck, a lot more.”
Richard Jenkins - Giles
Sally Hawkins - Elisa Esposito

“You gotta be the one you want to catch.”
Willie Nelson - Billy "Catch" Pooler

“Don't try and control it. Let go. That's when the fun starts.”
Maggie Smith - Muriel Donnelly

The kids keep telling me I should try this new "method acting" but I'm too old, I'm too tired, and I'm too talented to care.
Spencer Tracy

“Don't take advice from women about women.”
Jason Isaacs - Clark Devlin

“- J.T. Hawkins Jr.: You act like you gonna miss before you even kick the ball. See, we're gonna have to change your whole kicking philosophy. Now see, you kick it wide left, or wide right, but that ain't gonna get you home. The ball has got to go through the middle.
- David Childers: I know, coach.”
Chris Willis - J.T. Hawkins Jr.
Bailey Cave - David Childers

“Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that?”

Nathan Fillion - Mal

“- Tracey Verna: Well nobody ever plans to end up in Vegas. You just do. Kinda sneaks up on you. But it is the fastest growing economy in the US, the economy is booming, business is growing, I'm up to my neck in paperwork. Oh, but frankly, it's not a whole lotta fun. Are you are whole lotta fun Alex?
- Alex Whitman: Ah, Jeff said we might have...” (continue)(continue reading)
Beth Broderick - Tracey Verna
Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman

“- Zach: Give me a suggestion because I know you've got one. I can see it in those beady little Freudian eyes.
- Dr. Westford: If an alcoholic wants me to cure him, you know what I say?
- Zach: That's a question. That's not a suggestion... Okay. What do you say?
- Dr. Westford: First, stop drinking.
- Zach: I don't get it.
- Dr. Westford: Go home...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Ritter - Zach
Michael Kidd - Dr. Westford

“- Josh: I didn't want to mention this with mom around but I know a place where all kids who have to repeat a grade get together. It's way beyond the Bluffs, high above the Pacific Coast highway.
- Sam: What do they do there?
- Josh: Jump off.”
Jacob Tierney - Josh
Noah Fleiss - Sam

“Before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind…then the dramatic entrance.”
Dustin Hoffman - Shifu

“- Bagheera: The jungle is no longer safe for you.
- Mowgli: But this is my home!
- Bagheera: Only man can protect you now.”
Ben Kingsley - Bagheera
Neel Sethi - Mowgli

“I don't need no stripper to telling me how to live!”
Robert Patrick - Darrell Grant

“If you can't learn to run with the pack, one of these days you'll be someone's dinner.”

Ben Kingsley - Bagheera

“- Bernie Focker: You kids wanna pick your nose and flick your boogers? Do it!
- Pam Focker: Hey, Bernie!
- Bernie Focker: But do it only when it's dry. Don't do a wet one.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker
Teri Polo - Pam Focker

“My makeup's running, my hair's a mess,and I'm gonna die! Why? Because I didn't listen to my mother, and fell for a foreign accent with a hand growing out of his head!”
Esther Huston - Tina

“- Kate: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
- Bella: Get new shoes.”
Portia Doubleday - Kate Kassell
Mimi Kuzyk - Bella Shapiro

- Laurence Lorenz: No, no, you seem to be lingering. It’s interminable the “were”, I’m wondering when it’ll end and we shouldn’t be wondering, should we? We should be marching right along to “so simple”. Would that it were so simple, trippingly.
- Hobie: Would that t’were so simpletrippingly.
- Laurence Lorenz: No, don’t say the word “trippingly... (continue)(continue reading)

Ralph Fiennes - Laurence Lorenz
Alden Ehrenreich - Hobie Doyle

“If they never consume human brains they will never fully transform into zombies.”

Jack Huston - Lt. George Wickham