Advice quotes

“- Lainey: If you want someone to fall for you, you gotta be you.
- Jake: Yeah I don't think I like me enough to introduce him to other people.”
Alison Brie - Lainey
Jason Sudeikis - Jake

“I don't do things. I give advice.”
Robert Carricart - Coyote Angel

“- Lainey: Would any of it sound familiar to Emma?
- Matthew: Some, yeah.
- Lainey: I don't think she needs to know the things she holds close to her heart were rehearsed on someone else.”

Alison Brie - Lainey
Adam Scott - Matthew

“- Royal Tenenbaum: You can't raise boys to be scared of life. You gotta brew some recklessness into them.
- Etheline Tenenbaum: I think that's terrible advice.”
Gene Hackman - Royal Tenenbaum
Anjelica Huston - Etheline Tenenbaum

“You don't tell me what to do, okay? Don't tell me what we might do, don't tell me what we're supposed to do, don't tell me what we maybe should do, don't ever tell me nothing!”

Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“Don't bother your head with things you don't understand and you won't go far wrong. Never go off at half cock. Keep cool, keep your mouth shut and avoid politicians like the plague. That's the way to get on in the army.”
Roland Culver - Colonel Betteridge

“Don't hold on to anger Becca!”
Kathryn Hahn - Mom

“Do you want some free advice? Coffee. Make friends with it.”

Brendan Fletcher - Mark Davis

“Rocking a party, step one. So it's the DJ's job to get the crowd out of their heads, and into their bodies. So in order to do that, you need, at the very least a caveman's sense of rhythm, a cursory knowledge of mathematics, and the broad strokes of ninth grade biology.”
Zac Efron - Cole

“- Elizabeth: When you think you are in love your eyes are closed to all logic and reason. It's not the time to make a big decision.
- Carla: No but my eyes are not closed mother...
- Elizabeth: Shh dear Carla we can have this discussion without you getting upset in front of everybody, Carla...
- Carla: [shouting] My eyes are not closed mother!”
Diane Keaton - Elizabeth
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Adaline Bowman: I just hate to see wasted potential, Jeff.
- Tony: Tony, it's Tony.
- Adaline Bowman: The autographed baseballs in your bedroom. Made out to Jeff. Don't get sloppy. It's the little things that trip you up.”
Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman
Richard Harmon - Tony

“Be careful of who and what you believe in. Find someone who you love fiercely and who loves you back the same way.”
Mickey Rourke - Ashby Holt

“Gloria, sweetheart, we live in a violent society. Weirdos all around. Get them before they get you.”
Marilyn Sokol - Stella

“I'll give you a piece of advice: stay single.”
Christopher Plummer - Squadron Leader Colin Harvey

“- The Dag: [to her belly] Stay right where you are, little Joe. Kind of lost his novelty out here.
- Keeper of the Seeds: You're having a baby?
- The Dag: Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.
- Keeper of the Seeds: It could be a girl!”
Abbey Lee - The Dag
Melissa Jaffer - Keeper of the Seeds

“- Frieda: Do not forget, this guy is buying a virgin, so she's got to act it right. You've got to give him the idea that you don't know nothing. It should be like a rape.
- Josephine: You don't know. Could be a different kind of guy. Someone that wants you to act like she wants it.
- Frieda: The main thing is to whimper and cry when he starts,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Diana Scarwid - Frieda
Barbara Steele - Josephine
Brooke Shields - Violet

“Second chances don't come around all that often.”

Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“- Mickey: Left handed fighters, they're the worst. They lead with their face mostly, trying to throw that big left. Right's no damn good. They ought to outlaw southpaws.
- Rocky Balboa: Why didn't you tell me this before?
- Mickey: I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.”

Burgess Meredith - Mickey
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“No matter what you see. Stay strong.”
Lin Shaye - Elise Rainier

“You two are peas in a pod, all right? You know why she doesn't tell you anything, Diane? Because you try to control every situation you get your hands on. And you know why she does that? Cause you are totally out of control.”

Ethan Hawke - Les

“I don't understand why people expect tips.”
Bernard Hill

“- Dr. Elizabeth 'Betty' Ross: [yells at taxi driver] Asshole!
- Bruce Banner: You know, I know a few techniques that could help you manage that anger effectively.
- Dr. Elizabeth 'Betty' Ross: You zip it. We're walking.
- Bruce Banner: Ok.”
Liv Tyler - Dr. Elizabeth 'Betty' Ross
Edward Norton - Bruce Banner

“- Morpheus: You saw the Oracle? What did she tell you?
- Niobe: Same thing she always does: exactly what I needed to hear.”
Laurence Fishburne - Morpheus
Jada Pinkett Smith - Niobe

“- Lord Arthur Goring: I am glad you have called. I am going to give you some advice.
- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: Oh pray, don't. One should never give a woman something that she can't wear in the evening.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley

“Language skills can be dangerous, so use a little common sense.”

William Hurt - James Leeds