Advice quotes

“Keep the team unified, and you shall always succeed.”

Peter Donald Badalamenti II - Splinter

“- Bobbie Markowitz: My psychiatrist says I need creative chaos.
- Roger Bannister: My shrink says I need boundaries.
- Joanna Eberhart: My doctor says I need enough electricity to jumpstart Vegas.”
Bette Midler - Bobbie Markowitz
Roger Bart - Roger Bannister
Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart

“- Eddie Valiant: Dolores, you need to find yourself a good man.
- Dolores: But I already have a good man.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Joanna Cassidy - Dolores

“You wanted advice? Well here it is, straight from me to you, keep your paws off my underwear.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Velma Kelly

“- Maria: Remember, Paris, protect the poulaki - eyes open knees shut!
- Aunt Voula: [to Maria] If your knees are open, shut your eyes.”
Lainie Kazan - Maria
Andrea Martin - Aunt Voula

“- Valentina: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
- Derek Zoolander: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.”
Penelope Cruz - Valentina Valencia
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“I have given you fair warning. You can keep your heads or lose them as you wish.”
Raymond Massey - John Brown

“Actually... I'm looking for Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man.”
Meryl Streep - Kay

“Most important thing, never criticize, always encourage. You just want them to be passionate. That’s what I always tell my son. Find something you care about, and care deeply. That and the Golden Rule: treat others as you like to be treated.”
Aaron Eckhart - Benjamin Asher

“Make block. Left, right. Up, down. Side, side. Breathe in, breathe out. And no scare fish.”

Pat Morita - Miyagi

“I'm here asking your advice, Bob, not your permission.”

Meryl Streep - Kay Graham

“- Yianni: Ian, if you're gonna be in this family, I get you some earplugs because the Portokalos women, if they're not nagging someone... They Die!
- Toula Portokalos: Ah, you're in so much trouble when I tell my sister!
- Athena: Tell me what?”
Peter Tharos - Yianni
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
Stavroula Logothettis - Athena

“Remember, guys, you're using real live ammunition! A bullet hasn't got any brains! It'll hit whatever you're aiming at, so don't start murdering each other!”

Joe Sawyer - Sergeant Early

“- Kermit the Frog: Why don't you try something like: Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean.
- Jill the Frog: You mean just say what the product does?
- Gil the Frog: No one's ever tried that before.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Kathryn Mullen - Jill the Frog
Steve Whitmire - Gill the Frog

“The first rule is, show the client a good time. The second rule, forget all the other rules.”
Vince Vaughn - Dan Trunkman

“Attack without mercy, keep your head down and don't look back.”
Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“Make a useful life. Nothing big. Nothing grand. Just a start. Finally, a start.”

Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“- Edgar: Read this.
- Sam: I told you I don't like horror comics.
- Alan: Think of it more as a survival manual. There's our number on the back and pray you never need to call us.
- Sam: I'll pray I never need to call you. Sure.”
Corey Feldman - Edgard Frog
Corey Haim - Sam
Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog

“You gotta get your head outta the clouds.”

Jon Heder - Roy Disney

“That's a watape tree. You mustn't go near a watape tree, they grab you.”
Marius Weyers - Andrew Steyn

“A word of advice, girls. If you're picking the wrong fight at least pick the right weapon.”
Jason Statham - Brant

“You've been gone too long, Alice. There are matters which might benefit from your attention. Friends cannot be neglected. Hurry.”
Alan Rickman - Absolem

“- Adaline Bowman: I see you already forgot our little talk about sodium.
- Flemming: No, I am simply choosing to ignore it.”
Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman
Ellen Burstyn - Flemming

“I always tell actors when they go in for an audition: Don't be afraid to do what your instincts tell you. You may not get the part, but people will take notice.”
Robert De Niro

“You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz.”
Gemma Jones - Pam Jones