Advice quotes
343 advice quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“I wasn't suggesting that the two of you get married, I just thought maybe you could get it on!”
- From the movie: Can't Buy Me Love
- From the movie: Five Graves to Cairo
“Stupid. Never ask a big man for a small favor.”
- From the TV Series: Rough Riders
“- Craig Wadsworth: My father, he gave me some advice, before I joined the regiment.
- Indian Bob: Was it good advice?
- Craig Wadsworth: Yes.
- Indian Bob: Did you follow it?
- Craig Wadsworth: No.” - From the movie: Halloween
“You've got to believe me, Officer, he is coming to Haddonfield... Because I know him! I'm his doctor! You must be ready for him. If you don't, it's your funeral.”
- From the movie: The Tao of Steve
- From the movie: Tootsie
- From the movie: Jurassic Park
“Keep absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement.”
- From the movie: Terminator 2: Judgment Day
August 29, 1997, came and went. Nothing much happened. Michael Jackson turned 40. There was no Judgment Day. People went to work as they always do. Laughed, complained, watched TV, made love. I wanted to run to through the street yelling to grab them all and say, "Every day from this day on is a gift. Use it well". Instead, I got drunk.
- From the movie: Kalifornia
“- Parole Officer: You better be there or you'll be having dinner with the sheriff.
[erupts into coughing fit]
- Parole Officer: You understand me, boy?
- Early Grayce: I understand you need to take care of that cough. Put a paper bag over your head and breathe deep. Works every time... peg-armed piece of shit.” - From the movie: My Big Fat Greek Wedding
“Put some Windex.”
- From the movie: Out Cold
“Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.”
- From the movie: A League of Their Own
“- Little Boy: Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan.
- Jimmy Dugan: Hey, that's good advice!” - From the animation: Pinocchio
“- Pinocchio: What's a conscience?
- Jiminy Cricket: What's a conscience! A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today.” - From the movie: Tinseltown
“Let me give you a little advice about women like her. The fuckin' you get, ain't worth the fuckin' you get, okay?”
- From the movie: Gremlins
“If your air conditioner goes on the fritz or your washing machine blows up or your video recorder conks out; before you call the repairman turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, because you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house.”
- From the movie: The Rules of Attraction
“Don't let people lie to you: hostels are for the ugly.”
- From the movie: White Oleander
“Take my advice and stay away from broken people.”
- From the movie: Better Off Dead
“Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.”
- From the movie: Free Willy 3: The Rescue
“You're making a mistake. I suggest you ride out on the boat you came in on.”
- From the animation: The Lion King II: Simba's Pride
“- Young Kiara: My father says never to turn your back on an Outsider!
- Young Kovu: And do you always do what your father says?
- Young Kiara: No!
- Young Kovu: Bet ya do! Bet your Daddy's little girl!” - From the movie: La Bamba
“Put a little mota in your love life.”
- From the movie: Empire Records
“- A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now, I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing.
- Joe Reaves: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?” - From the movie: Coal Miner's Daughter
“I'm warning you Doolittle, I'd better never catch you with trash like that again! I mean it!”
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