Breast quotes

“- Mimi: Anyone wanna help me pick some strawberries?
- Kurt: Nope, but I'll give you a hand with those melons!”

Lauren Gros - Mimi
Adam Devine - Kurt

“- Bradley Fine: Is he dangerous?
- Susan Cooper: Only if you have boobs.”

Jude Law - Bradley Fine
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Michelle Flaherty: Okay, pretend I'm a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?
- Jim Levenstein: I want to feel your boobs.
- Michelle Flaherty: No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.”
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Christina: You know when I was 22, my breasts were up here, nice and perky, but gravity has taken them. It's like 22, 28, 22, 28, 22...
- Courtney: Buy some new ones!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“I ain't fiddlin' with no cow titties. I'm a city girl!”
June Squibb - Kate Grant

“- Sarah Sellinger: Mummy... when am I going to get breasts?
- Margaret Sellinger: Next Tuesday. Why?
- Sarah Sellinger: I don't know. Sometimes I think they look silly.
- Margaret Sellinger: They do look best with formal wear.”
Patsy Kensit - Sarah Sellinger
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger

“I know I'm capable of creating true art through my talent and natural artistry. But Hollywood only wants me to show off my bust.”
Jayne Mansfield

“- Det. Gino Felino: Who's this one over here?
- Patti Madano: Which one?
- Det. Gino Felino: The one with nipples you could dial a phone with.”

Steven Seagal - Det. Gino Felino
Gina Gershon - Patti Madano

“The breast that feeds the baby rules the world.”
Henry Gibson - Bobby Hammer

“When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.”

Sacha Baron Cohen - Borat

“Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.”

Mel Johnson Jr. - Benny

“- Detective Bill Mitchell: You see, there's just you and one other woman that fit the physical description of the female suspect.
- Stevie: What's that?
- Detective Bill Mitchell: It's your height, your age, and... um...
- Detective Keith Frazier: Your cup size.
- Stevie: So, I violated section 34 Double-D? That's what you're telling me?”
Chiwetel Ejiofor - Detective Bill Mitchell
Kim Director - Stevie
Denzel Washington - Detective Keith Frazier

“- Suzette: I saw this guy, he was on a stretcher. His face was all purple and I thought he was dead. Even he looked at my tits.
- Lavinia Kingsley: Maybe you revived him.”
Goldie Hawn - Suzette
Susan Sarandon - Lavinia Kingsley

“- Sonja Jones: I'm one huge catalog of faults.
- Richard Samuels: Oh, name me one fault.
- Sonja Jones: My left breast is smaller than my right.
- Richard Samuels: You got a ruler?”
Claire Danes - Sonja Jones
Zac Efron - Richard Samuels

“Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy, juicy mangos!”

“I'm sorry for feeling your boobs I didn't think they were real.”
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

“- Eva: I could not believe what I was watching! No brains, and the fake cheekbones, and the fake boobs. Do you like fake boobs?
- Albert: No. No, I like real boobs.
- Eva: Yeah - I got real boobs.
- Albert: That's workin' out for us then.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“When the female, by nature so perverse, becomes sublime by holiness, then she can be the noblest vehicle of grace. Beautiful are the breasts that protrude just a little.”
William Hickey - Ubertino de Casale

“- Lloyd Hopkins: Penny's gonna fly. The wings are there, and they're big.
- Dutch Peltz: You better hope the tits are there, and they're big too. She'll get farther in this world with a pair of those.”

James Woods - Lloyd Hopkins
Charles Durning - Dutch Peltz

“- Teeny: No, you're lucky, Roberta. Men love them when they're big. Look how big mine are today.
- Samantha: They almost look real.
- Teeny: They're filled with pudding.
- Samantha: Pudding?
- Teeny: The Wormers actually gave me the idea. Jello is too jiggly. Pudding has a heavier, more realistic texture.
- Chrissy: What flavor is it?
- Teeny:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Thora Birch - Teeny
Gaby Hoffmann - Samantha
Rita Wilson - Chrissy

“- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: That's what you get for going out with 11th graders. Her brains aren't developed yet.
- Timothy Fenwick Jr.: Yeah, but her tits were. So...
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: Falsies.
- Timothy Fenwick Jr.: Were they?
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: First hand info.”
Mickey Rourke - Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell
Kevin Bacon - Timothy Fenwick Jr.

“Cover her breasts. I'm a man, flesh and blood.”

Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“Grant told me you were pretty, but he didn't mention that you were flat-chested. How cute.”
Sophie Monk - Andy

“- Davey: Hey, Jelly Jugs, next time you're on my court, you better wear a bra, okay?
- Whitey: He was just kidding son, you got very nice boobs.”
Adam Sandler - Davey
Adam Sandler - Whitey

“- Donnie Azoff: I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up.
- Brad: You'll give me a call?
- Donnie Azoff: When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up.
- Chantalle: Well, we don't work for you, man!
- Donnie Azoff: Sweetheart, you have my money taped to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff
Jon Bernthal - Brad
Katarina Cas - Chantalle