Breast quotes

“- Aramis: Sometimes there are more important things in life than a good pair of tits.
- Porthos: Really? If you can name me one thing that is more sublime than the feel of a plump, pink nipple between my lips, I'll build you a new cathedral.
- Aramis: Forgiveness...”
Jeremy Irons - Aramis
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos

“- Girl at Picnic: What's wrong, Sheriff?
- Buford T. Justice: I haven't seen anything like that since I was a little baby.”

Veronica Gamba - Girl at Picnic
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“That blonde back there has got the biggest tits I've ever seen in my life.”
Thomas Jane - Mickey Mantle

- Ronnie: Damn, she got some boobies on her.
- Wheeler: You sure are a fan of the boobies, kid.
- Ronnie: Oh yeah. Sometimes I call myself "The Booby Watcher". I even have my own comic book. "The Adventures of The Booby Watcher".
Bobb'e J. Thompson - Ronnie
Seann William Scott - Wheeler

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: Mike, have some dignity!
- Detective Mike Lowrey: What? I ain't doin' nothin'.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Cover the titties.”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“- Sinead Mulligan: Now it can be revealed. I have very small breasts.
- Gerry Boyle: That's okay, I have a very small penis.”
Sarah Greene - Sinead Mulligan
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle

“They need some attention, they're lonely, they need someone to play with. But you said that we could play doctor all day long, today!”

Staci Gordon - Mark's Girlfriend

“I swear, you've got more hands than a poker game!”

Linda Blair - Terry Barkley

“If you haven't noticed I am a woman now. I wear a bra!”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“Nelson, those are ''Playboy'' tits. I haven't seen ''Playboy'' tits anywhere except ''Playboy''.”
Perry Lang - Adam

“Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?”
Rick Rossovich - Chris

“Nice disguise. Interesting concept. Diagonal boobs. Could you fix that thing?”

Eugene Levy - Crowley

“- Anthony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation: which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?
- Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?”
Anthony Robbins - Himself
Jack Black - Hal

“- Jennifer Tilly: Why doesn't anybody take me seriously?
- Chucky: Nice tits.
- Jennifer Tilly: Thank you.”
Jennifer Tilly - Herself
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“- Skip Donahue: Just picture this. You and me - and two girls. Romping through the desert. Splashing into the ocean. And the moonlight is out. And, we just catch a glimpse of their bodies when the moonlight hits their breasts. And we watch those breasts just bounce gently - to and fro.
- Harry Monroe: And sand?
- Skip Donahue: After the water,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe

“- Frank: My perfect partner is me.
- Martha: You?
- Frank: Yeah, me... with breasts.”
Rufus Sewell - Frank
Monica Potter - Martha

“Teardrops on my boobs - great country-western standard.”
Amy Irving - Heidi Joan Schoonover

“- Patty: Are you into long distance relationships?
- Ronald Miller: No.
- Patty: Now, then why don't you reach out and touch someone?”

Darcy DeMoss - Patty
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller

“- Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a woman you date?
- Charlie Mackenzie: Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.”
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie

“Casinos are all the same. Room full of fake boobs and real assholes.”
Johnny Knoxville - Ray Templeton

“- Jamie: Fanny please, I love them!
- Fanny: Them?
- Jamie: Uh, I mean you...”

Archie Hahn - Jamie
Misty Rowe - Fanny

“- Paula McCullen: Breasts too large, Richard? Every female character you create has breasts too large.
- Richard Babson: Mmm... but I make them suffer for it.”
Goldie Hawn - Paula McCullen
Burt Reynolds - Richard Babson

“- Trent: Your tits are stupendous.
- Bree: Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special.”
Travis Van Winkle - Trent
Julianna Guill - Bree

“- Sue Lee Shelly: You always gonna stare like that?
- Jake: Long as I can.”

Jewel Kilcher - Sue Lee Shelley
Tobey Maguire - Jake Roedel

“Keep your breasts off his eyebrows.”

Michael J. Fox - Daniel