Breast quotes

“- Nick Pirandello: You've got a sense of humor Bob... I like that in a man.
- Bob Wilson: What do you like in a woman?
- Nick Pirandello: Big tits.”
Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello
John Ritter - Bob Wilson

“- Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?
- Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.”
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller

“- Anna Scott: What is it about men and nudity? Particularly breasts? How can you be so interested in them?
- William Thacker: Well...
- Anna Scott: But, but, seriously: they're just breasts. Every second person in the world has them.”
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.”
Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco

“- Harris K. Telemacher: SanDeE*, your... your breasts feel weird.
- SanDeE*: Oh, that's 'cause they're real.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher
Sarah Jessica Parker - SanDeE*

“- Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
- Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.”
Jeremy Renner - Brian Gamble
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez

“It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy.”
Bill Murray - Ernie McCracken

“- Goldstein: Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.
- Harold Lee: Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?
- Rosenberg: Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.”
David Krumholtz - Goldstein
John Cho - Harold Lee
Eddie Kaye Thomas - Rosenberg

“My God, if you don't have tits like Dolly Parton, no one wants you.”

Liev Schreiber - Chris

“- Wanda Gershwitz: What about my tits?
- Otto: Does he get to handle them?
- Wanda Gershwitz: Yes, he does. That's my forecast and I'll stand by it.
- Otto: Would this also involve... nuzzling?
- Wanda Gershwitz: Yes, I think three million dollars is worth a bit of nuzzling. Fifty percent chance of that.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
Kevin Kline - Otto

“What did the ghost say to the bee? Boobee.”
Anthony Clark - Oakie

“- Mavis LaBreche: I saw the way you were looking at my daughter's chest.
- Charlie Gordon: I used to be a cardiologist.”
Elaine Stritch - Mavis LaBreche
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon

“Put your damn tit back in your dress. Replace that tit!”

Robert Duvall - Daddy

“- Heather: That is a two-way mirror, girl. People are watching you!
- Barb: I know!”

Vanessa Ferlito - Heather
Kelli Garner - Barb

“- Juliet Forrest: What are you doing?
- Rigby Reardon: Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they... shifted all outta whack. There.
- Juliet Forrest: Thank you.
- Rigby Reardon: You're welcome.”
Rachel Ward - Juliet Forrest
Steve Martin - Rigby Reardon

“Fat Tittie Kittie got some big luscious bags of silicone. They glisten in the moon. They shine in the sun. They riggle and jiggle and bounce...”
Violent J - Big Baby Sweets

“- Karen Smith: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
- Cady Heron: What do you mean?
- Karen Smith: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
- Cady Heron: Really? That's amazing.
- Karen Smith: Well... they can tell when it's raining.”
Amanda Seyfried - Karen Smith
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Nancy Huff: What about you Tiffany, what did you get for Christmas?
- Tiffany: I got this Mikimoto pearl necklace, but next year I'm gonna ask Santa for breast implants because I'm impatient with my body.”

Mary Steenburgen - Nancy Huff
Elizabeth Yozamp - Tiffany

“I don't know what her problem is. She takes off her shirt to do a voice-over. What's her problem? The country could draw her tits from memory.”
Jim Frangione - Tommy Max

“Becky, huh? Nice name. I wonder what she calls the other one.”

Seth Green - Lyle

“I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away? You're just not my type.”

Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“- Pimmie Polk: How would you like your nuts crushed?
- Boy: How would you like your tits shot off?”

Julia Montgomery - Pimmie Polk
Tim Hoskins - Boy

“- Kumar Patel: How were Katie Holmes' tits?
- Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
- Kumar Patel: Yeah?
- Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
- Kumar Patel: Nice!”
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel
David Krumholtz - Goldstein

“Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance.”
Will Smith - James West

“- Mae Mordabito: What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?
- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?”
Madonna - Mae Mordabito
Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base