Breast quotes

“- Andy: You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
- David: What?”
Steve Carrell - Andy
Paul Rudd - David

“She's licking his bosom.”

Michael Monks - Dale

“- Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension: Tell me... tell me how you loved...
- King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension: I loved to feel your nipples harden when I caress them with my fingertips.”
Susan Tyrrell - Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension
Hervé Villechaize - King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension

“Hey, stay away from the frozen food section, Corinne! Your boobs'll harden.”
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“- Eddie Jillette: I know the secret to Heaven.
- Joe Collins: Oh, yeah, what's that?
- Eddie Jillette: A girl with freckles on her tits.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Eddie Jillette
Gary Basaraba - Joe Collins

“- Londet: Great boobs!
- Daniel: All this... and you look at that?
- Londet: You look at what you like. I'll look at what I like.”
Graham Fletcher-Cook - Londet
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel

“Carrie Andrews thinks she's cool because she spent her summer vacation growing boobs.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch

“I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Drexl Spivey

“I'd like to say that going to bed with you is maybe the best three things that ever happened to me. And I'd love some coffee. And I adore you. And I take it with cream and sugar. And your breasts belong in the Louvre, which is a museum in Paris that I plan on visiting with you once you get wise and decide to leave the old ear-blower.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Corky

“Here's to capitalism and big tits.”

Sir Michael Caine - Harry Palmer

“I'm gonna solve it here or this bimbo you sent me is gonna be doing a donkey act on public access television. Her tits, her tits, her tits, her tits. That she signed in her contract! We hired her because of 10 years at the Actors Studio, the way she played Medea? Her last 2 pictures lay there on the screen like my first wife.”
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

“Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead.”

John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“- Vic: And that is where you saw her mammal.
- Earl Keese: Her mammal?
- Vic: Her honkers, Earl.
- Earl Keese: She dropped the towel.
- Vic: Did she drop it, or did you psychically will it to fall?”

Dan Aykroyd - Vic
John Belushi - Earl Keese

“- Glenn Odekirk: Howard, you really think they're gonna let you put out a whole movie just about tits?
- Howard Hughes: Sure. Who doesn't like tits?”

Matt Ross - Glenn Odekirk
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes

“All that fuss over a bit of tit.”
Denis Criman - Richard

- Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
- Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.
Matthew Lillard - Stuart
Jamie Kennedy - Randy

“What kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits... tips?”
Dustin Hoffman - Dorothy Michaels

“- Little Carrie: Momma says good girls don't get them.
- Estelle Horan: Your mom is such a hypocrite. She's like a C cup.
- Little Carrie: Momma said she was bad when she made me. She calls them dirty pillows.”

Jodelle Ferland - Little Carrie
Michaela Mann - Estelle Horan

“- Emmeline Lestrange:You're always staring at my buppies.
- Richard Lestrange: Only because they look so funny! You know what you look like now, Em? You look like one of those pictures Paddy had in his drawer. One of his hootchie-cootchie girls!”
Brooke Shields - Emmeline Lestrange
Christopher Atkins - Richard Lestrange

“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“- Alice: What do men think about women's breasts?
- Des: Well, it's not just something you blurt out. It's far more complicated and nuanced.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Chris Eigeman - Des

“- Karen: Would you still love me if I was poor?
- John: You are poor.
- Karen: You're right.
- John: But you're rich in character and you have great boobs.”
Demi Moore - Karen Simmons
Emilio Estevez - John Wisdom

“- Roberta: ...Perky breasts!
- Chrissy: Roberta, you know I don't like it when you swear.
- Roberta: Chrissy, breast is not a dirty word.
- Chrissy: I can't hear you.
- Roberta: Breast.
- Chrissy: Can't hear you.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Roberta
Rita Wilson - Chrissy

“- Lavinia: My God, is that really you?
- Suzette: Yep! Well, no. The tits aren't me. They're fake but in here somewhere it's me!”
Susan Sarandon - Lavinia Kingsley
Goldie Hawn - Suzette

- Sam Stone: Did you see Carson last night?
- Harvey Holroyd: No, I missed it.
- Sam Stone: Johnny had this chick on with incredible jugs, and he turned to the audience and says "We'll be right back after a few tits from our sponsor".
- Harvey Holroyd: Come on.
- Sam Stone: I swear to god. I swear to god! I almost fell out of bed!
Bill Macy - Sam
Martin Mull - Harvey