Breast quotes

“- Det. Hazeltine: So DeCosta represents your father, and you scarf all of this junk food to fulfill an oral longing for your mother's breasts, which incidentally are 70% fat.
- Det. Barzak: That's great, Frank. First, you ruin food for me; now you gotta ruin tits.”
Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine
Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak

“- Mrs. Higgins: Think you can make anymore damn noise, with that damn car of yours?
- Stephen: Sorry, Mrs. Higgins.
- Mrs. Higgins: And stop trying to look through my dress, and see my nipples.”
Mary Nell Santacroce - Mrs. Higgins
Kevin Costner - Stephen Simmons

“- Marty O'Reilly: You're beautiful, and no one's going to notice your chest.
- Grace Briggs: Thanks a lot.”

Carroll O'Connor - Marty O'Reilly
Minnie Driver - Grace Briggs

Watching her reminded me of something Sly would have said: "There's no such thing as fake tits".

Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant

“Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?”

Ron Lester - Billy Bob

“- Bliss: Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.
- Ike: Uh.
- Bliss: Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.
- Ike: Uh.
- Bliss: That's it. I know you want them!”

Barbara Bach - Bliss
Wendell Brown - Ike

“Juliet! Those dirty bastards! Beating up a woman. They even knocked your breasts out of whack.”
Steve Martin - Rigby Reardon

“- Jocelyn: I demand poetry, and when I want it, and I want it now.
- William Thatcher: Your breasts... they're beneath your throat.”
Heath Ledger - Jocelyn
Shannyn Sossamon - William Thatcher

“- Alice Bloom: They won't get too big?
- Kathryn: I wouldn't worry about it Alice.”

Eliza Dushku - Alice Bloom
Katherine Heigl - Kathryn

“I couldn't be a ballerina now. I'm too top-heavy. I have a hard enough time balancin' these things now without gettin' on my toes!”

Dolly Parton - Mona Stangley

“I think elevators are very sexual. Don't you? I have this fantasy that I'm in an elevator, all alone with this man, that I've never met before in my life. And he just keeps staring at me. All of the sudden, he reaches out and he touches my breasts.”

Catherine Hicks - Jane Mortimer

“You're as plastic as your tits!”

Heather Thomas - Teri Marshall

Comin' to the stage now is a woman who's been in the game since Kunta Kinte was big ballin' and shot callin'. They say tricks are for kids and she got four of them mother fuckers! Let's give it up for "Trix"!

Jamie Foxx - Blue

“- Dolores: By the way, I fired Ramon yesterday.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Ramon? Ramon is such a fine man. What did he do?
- Dolores: He came up behind me and he grabbed my breasts.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: What? I haven't even done that yet.”

Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“I want to see more of her breasts.”

James Allodi - Video Director

“- Victor Melling: The interview is the single most important part of the pageant. It counts for 30 percent of your total score.
- Gracie Hart: What's the other 70 percent, cleavage?”
Sir Michael Caine - Victor Melling
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“These are my breats. They're so big. I need a bra to strap them and support because they're so huge they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're friends!”
Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

“- Muscles: How do you like these pecks?
- Doreen: How do you like these bushels?”

Roger Callard - Muscles
Tessa Richarde - Doreen

“- Peanut: She wears a training bra.
- Jack Twiller: Why? So she can learn to do tricks with her tits?”
Aeryk Egan - Peanut
Chris Young - Jack Twiller

“It was as if breasts were little pieces of property that had been unlawfully annexed by the opposite sex. They were rightfully ours and we wanted them back.”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“- Marcie, Lamborghini Babe: Does it look bad?
- Mack: Not from where I'm standing.
- Jill: Oh, can you fix it then?
- Mack: Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything.”

Catherine Bach - Marcie, Lamborghini Babe
Joe Theismann - Mack
Susan Anton - Jill, Lamborghini Babe

“- Felix Farmer: Irving, she's got a very big scene to do!
- Sally Miles: I'm going to show my boobies. What do you think, Irving, you've seen my boobies. Hmm, are they worth showing?
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Well, since I can only render an evaluation based on a completely impersonal, purely professional examination of the subject, uh, subjects,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Mulligan - Felix Farmer
Julie Andrews - Sally Miles
Robert Preston - Dr. Irving Finegarten

“- Sherman: Did you touch 'em?
- Philly: What?
- Sherman: Her knockers! Did you touch them?
- Philly: Well, sort of.
- Sherman: What do you mean, sort of? Did you or didn't you?
- Philly: Well, eh, not with my hands, with my elbows.”

Patrick Piccininni - Sherman
Eric Brown - Philly

“- Uncle Red: Where's your Mom?
- Marty Coslaw: She and Dad are out back lighting the barbeque, yeah, and Jane's walking around in all these new clothes showing off her tits, acting like no one ever had tits before her.”
Gary Busey - Uncle Red
Corey Haim - Marty Coslaw

“Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys.”
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice