Breast quotes

“- Clooney: I'm not against a little cleavage, if it's done in good taste, but nipples are a definite no-no.
- Trabucco: What's the matter, everyone's got them.
- Clooney: Not in primetime.”
Jack Lemmon - Victor Clooney
Walter Matthau - Trabucco

“- Girl on beach: Where does poetry come from?
- Charles Serking: You show me your titties and I'll compose a poem. Just for you.”
Katya Berger - Girl on beach
Ben Gazzara - Charles Serking

“Damn, baby, I hope you signed some organ donor cards.”

Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“- Victor Thigpen: This must be some excellent boobies if we're sneaking up on them.
- Ricky Wade: Boobies? These are bad guys!”
Brad Grunberg - Victor Thigpen
Corey Feldman - Ricky Wade

“- Jason: Marcia, I may be able to use you as a model, but first you'll have to do a little work on yourself.
- Marcia Brady: You mean like walking with a book on my head?
- Jason: No, I mean like cutting that mousy hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage. How do you feel about breast implants?”
David Leisure - Jason
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“- Debbie Dunham: You love me?
- Lance: Come on, does Raggedy Ann have cotton tits or what?”
Candy Clark - Debbie Dunham
John Lansing - Lance

“- Eric Bates: Fancy?
- Fancy Bates: What?
- Eric Bates: What did your boobs look like before?”
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates
Teresa Ganzel - Fancy Bates

“- Porthos: Stop praying and revel with me, Aramis! I need my spirits lifted. I'm old, I'm weak, my strength is gone.
- Aramis: Porthos! I'm praying.
- Porthos: I just said you're praying. Are you deaf, too? I know you're blind, because if you'd seen the tits that just walked out of here, you'd have tears in your eyes.”
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos
Jeremy Irons - Aramis

“My nipples are very sensitive.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Dr. Alex Hesse

“- Anya: I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
- Xander Harris: No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.”
Emma Caulfield Ford - Anya
Nicholas Brendon - Xander Harris

- Buzz: This is for Rick the Prick; he wants to hear "Bright Lights, Big Titties"!
- Rick: Wrong! I don't wanna hear it - I wanna see it! "Bright Lights, Big Titties"! Woo!
Barry Kinyon - Buzz - Mercedes Driver
Chris Douridas - Rick - Gunner

“They're just like on a cow, but in a more stupid place.”

Matthew Modine - Birdy

“- Dave: How can you be warm? You're not wearing anything? Did the designer also intend for every other guy in here to look at your tits?
- Sue: Dave, they're my tits, not yours!
- Dave: You're my wife! That makes them our tits. Hello. And our tits should be home where they belong, not out on the town. And I do mean out.”
Mark Lonow - Dave
Andrea Howard - Sue

“- Dylan: Jez, look at her. She's wasted. God only knows what she was up to last night.
- Jez: You're twisted. She's got charm and warmth and...
- Dylan: ... and neat little sit-up breasts.”

Dan Futterman - Dylan
Stuart Townsend - Jez

“- TS Quint: Why do palm reading topless?
- Brodie: It makes the news easier to take. She could tell me I was going to die in ten minutes, just as long as she told me topless.”
Jeremy London - TS Quint
Jason Lee - Brodie