Cheating quotes

“When guys cheat, its because they need some hot action. But when girls cheat it's way worse, 'cause girls don't even like sex.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Eva-If I were cheating, I wouldn't have suggested this game.
Lele-Or you are and you want to be found out. There's this psychological mechanism according to which serial-killers do all they can to get found out.”
Kasia Smutniak - Eva

“Solution to my whole life was right under my nose— that woman, those kids— and I was watching everything else. See, infidelity is one kind of sin, but my true failure was inattention.”
Woody Harrelson - Detective Marty Hart

“You know, you can cheat on your wife with hookers who indulge your diaper fetish and still be the senator from Louisiana, so long as you apologize.”
Blair Brown - Judy King

“It’s one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It’s another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young America.”
Bruno Gouery - Luc

“You haven’t done Paris right until you’ve had at least one wildly inappropriate affair.”
Ashley Park - Mindy Chen

“Atticus says cheating a black man is ten times worse than cheating a white.”
Phillip Alford - Jem

“What? You think I fucked you because someone somewhere forgot a zero? Our business doesn't attract a lot of detail oriented motherfuckers.”
Gary Carr - Hawk

“Love is nothing but lust and cheating and lies.”
Gunnar Björnstrand - Jöns, squire

“- Brooks: I'm a fraud, Max. I'm not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything. I even cheated when we were kids playing Battleship.
- Max: What?
- Brooks: Didn't you ever wonder why I made you sit with your back to the TV? It was so I could see your ships in the reflection. I mean,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kyle Chandler - Brooks
Jason Bateman - Max

“- Johnny Farrell: Doesn't it bother you at all that you're married?
- Gilda: What I want to know is, does it bother you?”
Glenn Ford - Johnny Farrell
Rita Hayworth - Gilda

“These Wall Street guys, you see what they did to this country? They stole from everybody. Hard working people lost everything, and not one of these douchebags went to jail.”
Jennifer Lopez - Ramona

“It's awfully easy to lie when you know that you're trusted implicitly. So very easy, and so very degrading.”
Celia Johnson - Laura Jesson

“It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Mysterio

“- J.J. Blodgett: We're appointing your father commercial attaché to the embassy in Rome, and that entitles him to all the rights and immunities of a diplomat.
- Wendell Armbruster: But wait a minute, we're going to appoint him...
- J.J. Blodgett: Why not?
- Wendell Armbruster: A dead man?
- J.J. Blodgett: Just proves that we don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Edward Andrews - J.J. Blodgett
Jack Lemmon - Wendell Armbruster, Jr.

“- Fred Flarsky: I got fucked, man.
- Lance: Yeah, you got fucked like a stepmom on Pornhub.”
Seth Rogen - Fred Flarsky
O'Shea Jackson Jr. - Lance

“Tristana, I'm an old dog and I know that when a young woman goes out every day, it's because she's found a bone. I don't know what kind of bone it is, but don't deny it.”
Fernando Rey - Don Lope

“- V. A. Vandevere: Max, I know your type. Charlatan, con man, opportunist.
- Max Medici: New York is that way, in case you need directions.
- V. A. Vandevere: And I know it comes from a deep desire to build something authentic and true.
- Max Medici: I know your game.
- V. A. Vandevere: It’s not a game. Some men cheat the rules, others...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Keaton - V. A. Vandevere
Danny DeVito - Max Medici

“I told you that one should forgive a fallen woman. But I never said I would be able to. I can't forgive.”
Vyacheslav Tikhonov - Prince Andrei Bolkonsky

“When I was a reporter we fucked each other and didn't write about it.”
Alfred Molina - Ben Bradlee

“- Elina: You shouldn't do that.
- Dennis McCabe: Why not?
- Elina: Because I'm your father's girlfriend?
- Dennis McCabe: My father's a womanizer. He's a married man and he stood you up.
- Elina: You have no respect for your father.
- Dennis McCabe: I don't know him. But I respect his taste in women.”

Elina Löwensohn - Elina
Bill Sage - Dennis McCabe

“Let me tell you the first rule of politics: always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.”
Timothy Olyphant - Kelly

“I see a boy and a girl in love and kissing, you know. I just see that they're gonna be one of those sad old couples one day who just cheats on each other and can't even look at each other in the eye.”

Ryan Gosling - Leland P. Fitzgerald

“Great, I hijacked my fucking parents.”
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

“You dress him like that just so no one else wants to have sex with him? That's cool.”

Amy Schumer - Amy