Cheating quotes
398 cheating quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Singles
“- Cliff Poncier: Look, Janet you know I see other people still. You do know that don't you?
- Janet Livermore: You don't fool me.
- Cliff Poncier: Janet, I could not be fooling you less.” - From the movie: Laws of Attraction
- From the movie: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
“I don't know what was worse - that I was duped by that fat fucking bachelor, or that it took seven of us to replace him.”
- From the movie: 40 Days and 40 Nights
“- Susie: What the fuck was that? Did you cum? You faked it.
- Matt: No, no, no. Guys don't fake it. I don't even think that we can.” - From the movie: The Ninth Gate
- From the movie: Friday Night Lights
“I want you to hit everything that move! If the ref gets in your way, you hit him! They're cheatin' us too! They're against us too. This is our team. This is us! Let's go right now! Let's get it off now and let's go!”
- From the movie: The Mexican
“I don't know what it takes! I'm new in the fuck you business.”
- From the movie: 300
“Easy to taunt, easy to trick.”
- From the movie: Who's Harry Crumb?
“- Harry Crumb: I've had my eye on you for a while, lady. I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along!
- Mrs. MacIntyre: What?
- Harry Crumb: I've uncovered some pretty low schemes in my time. But secretly hiring me to take pornographic pictures of you and your sleazeball...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: He Knows You're Alone
“I'm gonna bust his balls tonight.”
- From the movie: City Slickers
- From the movie: Rent
“How can you connect in an age where strangers, landlords, lovers, your own blood cells betray?”
- From the movie: Real Men
“Bob, c'mon, I know what you're thinking, I know how you're feeling, I know what's going through your mind, Bob. He's got her in all different kinds of positions, she's telling him about your sexual inadequacies, they're laughing their heads off about it... aw, he's chasing your wife, through your house, with your shorts on his head... I know,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
“- Mona Stangley: One of those nights when you ain't on duty, you drop in out there. My girls'll love to show you a little appreciation.
- Deputy Fred: Shoot, miss Mona, you know I'm a married man!
- Mona Stangley: Oh, Fred, you mean to tell me you don't think the cows don't appreciate the time off when a bull goes over to another pasture?” - From the movie: Withnail and I
“This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser and sellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. Then you get horribly drunk and they can't fucking touch you. According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. You undo your valve and...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Jungle Fever
“There will be no penis between us!”
- From the movie: To Be Or Not To Be
“If I shouldn't come back, I forgive you what happened between you and Sobinski. But if I come back, it's a different matter.”
- From the movie: An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
“- Cat: I saw you cheating. You played your last hand, Chula.
- T.R. Chula: I don't think so. I have seven more, dog chow!” - From the movie: Hitch
“If he's stupid enough to cheat, the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught.”
- From the movie: The Rat Pack
- From the movie: Star Trek
“Coming back in time, changing history... that's cheating.”
- From the movie: After the Sunset
“- Lola Cirillo: You're cheating on me, aren't you?
- Max Burdett: What are you talking about?
- Lola Cirillo: Maybe not with a woman, but with a diamond.” - From the movie: The Long Good Friday
“No one's heard nothing? That just isn't natural. It's like one of them silent, deadly farts. No clue, and then pow, you go cross-eyed.”
- From the movie: Random Hearts
“I caught Sam with a woman once. I spilled a milkshake on my skirt so I ran home from lunch. I heard them in the shower. And at first I thought it was the radio... but what she was saying you don't hear on the radio. I... ran. I couldn't go back to work. For hours, literally, I didn't remember that I was involved with someone else. I had been for...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Soul Food
“- Lem: You should feel bad! Because of you, I had to spend weeks in jail.
- Teri: You should be thankful! Now, you can stay home and take care of your pregnant wife.
- Bird: You know what, Teri? You need to mind your own damn business, all right? Didn't nobody ask you for your help! You need to worry about your own husband and why he's sleeping...” (continue)(continue reading)
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