Cheating quotes

“- Tom Fox: He doesn't have a passport.
- Carl Hanratty: For the last six months, he's gone to Harvard and Berkeley. I'm betting he can get a passport.”
Frank John Hughes - Tom Fox
Tom Hanks - Carl Hanratty

“- Leo Newbigen: [Nude in the sauna with Anya] Harry hey, what do you think, huh? Isn't she something?
- Harry Palmer: Yeah, she's great. How's the wife and kids, Leo?”
Karl Malden - Leo Newbigen
Sir Michael Caine - Harry Palmer

You married a guy whose nickname in college was “Hound Dog”. What did you expect was going to happen?

Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King

“- Doreen Piggot: Slobbering over Honey like that, it was so embarrassing...
- Earl Piggot: I never touched Honey!
- Doreen Piggot: I didn't say you touched her, I said you slobbered on her!”
Lily Tomlin - Doreen Piggot
Tom Waits - Earl Piggot

“You know what your problem is? You never want to be the bad guy. You want everything you do to be right, but it isn't. If you really didn't want me to go, you shouldn't have fucked me.”

Mary-Louise Parker - Dee

“Matrimony has always fascinated me. Husbands barely able to look at their wives, wives on their backs in hotel rooms with perfect strangers; able to bear children to bear children only to neglect them; until death do us part indeed.”
Tobin Bell - Jigsaw

“Babe, you're acting like I have cheated on you, and I have never cheated on you. Except for that one time, with myself, and you caught me.”
Ashton Kutcher - Simon Green

“- Lang - The Germans: Will we win?
- Major Karl Von Steiner - The Germans: We should. We are very strong, but... players can get injured. The referee can make mistakes.
- Lang - The Germans: This referee is very good. He will make no mistakes.
- Major Karl Von Steiner - The Germans: We can't do that. I have given my word.
- Lang - The Germans:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael Wolf - Lang - The Germans
Max von Sydow - Major Karl Von Steiner - The Germans

“- Teresa Delgado: I'll pay you tomorrow.
- Manuel - the Grocer: Next time you come. Poor don't cheat one another. We're all poor together.”
Margaret Landry - Teresa Delgado
Charles Lung - Manuel - the Grocer

“Macy Struthers with my husband. God, I must have been blind! Still, the weaker the man, the dumber the blonde.”
Ruby Wax - Betty Hapschatt

“I am the last guy in the world that you wanna fuck with.”
James Caan - Frank

- Jack "Rudy" Rudisill: Santee was fucking your wife Esther.
- Lt. Franklin L. Severence: Many times, Rudy. Many times.
- Jack "Rudy" Rudisill: There's just something wrong with that. A friend is someone who doesn't fuck your wife.
- Lt. Franklin L. Severence: I never said Santee was a friend. I said he was like a son to me.
- Jack "Rudy"... (continue)(continue reading)
Beau Starr - Jack "Rudy" Rudisill
George Segal - Lt. Franklin L. Severence

“Must be nice to fuck a lawyer, instead of always being fucked by one.”
Stan Shaw - Phillips

“- Oscar Henner: How could you do that to your husband? I'm your family!
- Gloria Henner: Oh, you're quite the family man. You were cheating on your wife. You're cheating on your brother-in-law. You're probably cheating on this poor secretary underpaid and overscrewed.
- Oscar Henner: I don't wanna hear this. This is ridiculous. I don't have to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Joe Pesci - Oscar Henner
Catherine O'Hara - Gloria Henner

“- Buddy: Is it from Theresa?
- Joey: Found a picture of me with another woman.
- Teddy Pierce: Naked?”
Charles Grodin - Buddy
Joseph Bologna - Joey
Gene Wilder - Teddy Pierce

“I stopped at this little café to get a coffee, and I see Norman sitting in the back. But he wasn't alone. He was with a young blonde woman. I didn't see her face. And I didn't think anything of it at first. And I was walking over to say hello. And they started arguing in such a way that it stopped me.”

Diana Scarwid - Jody

“- Mrs. Clelia: My radio. Aren't you going to fix it? Nothing ever gets fixed round here. Just a whole bunch of pies and anchovies. Go away. I don't ever talk to strangers.
- Kinderman: I'm the radio repairman, Mrs. Clelia.
- Mrs. Clelia: Well then, fix it.
- Kinderman: What's wrong with it?
- Mrs. Clelia: Dead people talking. It's right here. Do...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mary Jackson - Mrs. Clelia
George C. Scott - Kinderman

“You get her out. She goes, you stay.
[after Hercules dives in to save Meg]
Oh, you know what slipped my mind? You'll be dead before you can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?”

James Woods - Hades

“I can't have my happiness made out of a wrong to someone else.”
Winona Ryder - May Welland

“I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.”
James Van Der Beek - Sean Bateman

“I see you are as predictable in this world as you are in the other. It may appear that way to you, but I know that appearances can be deceiving.”

Ian Bliss - Bane

“- Max Beissart: You love me and I love you.
- Anna Crowley: You love you and I love Walter.”
Alexander Godunov - Max Beissart
Shelley Lee Long - Anna Crowley

“If, if she lied to me, it was only because she wanted to be my friend. Nothing she could do could ever make me mad at her, nothing! If she wanted to kill me, I might even let her.”

Renée Humphrey - Hillary

“Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send three men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Polly Perkins: The girl in Nanjing was Franky, wasn't it?
- Sky Captain: Polly...
- Polly Perkins: How long were you seeing her?
- Sky Captain: Look me in the eyes. I never fooled around on you. Never.
- Polly Perkins: I sabotaged your plane.
- Sky Captain: Three months.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Polly Perkins
Jude Law - Sky Captain