Cheating quotes

“- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
- Roger Murtaugh: You lucky sonofabitch.
- Martin Riggs: Good for you, Uncle Benny.
- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: Not so good when my wife finds out.”

Kim Chan - Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Who has the right to make her life over, if she hasn't? Why should we bury a woman alive if her husband prefers to live with whores?”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Newland Archer

“- Albert Gibson: Harry. Listen, Helen still loves you. You know, she just wants to bang this guy for a while. You know? It's nothing serious. You'll get used to it soon...
- Harry Tasker: Stop cheering me up!”
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker

“- Carol: I saw Harvey last night with his secretary.
- Kate Linville Holroyd: Oh, yeah, I know, he said they were working late.
- Carol: At an orgy?”
Pamela Bellwood - Carol
Tuesday Weld - Kate

“If you're still in love with her, how come you're here with me?”

Isabel García Lorca - Fantasy Girl

- Conway Twill: Fucked his parents.
Johnny "The Kid" Pickett: He what?
- Conway Twill: He fucked his parents.
- Johnny "The Kid" Pickett: Both of 'em?
- Conway Twill: Yeah. Mother. Father. Parents. Both of 'em. Fucked 'em.

Michael Wincott - Conway Twill
Eugene Byrd - Johnny "The Kid" Pickett

“- Abe Gorman: But chief I forgot to tell you about...
- Jim Fitzpatrick: Yes you forgot to tell me about hitting an officer over the head. You forgot to tell me about shooting a little girl down in the gutter. You forgot to tell me about killing one of the finest white men that ever lived!”
Nat Pendleton - Abe Gorman
Walter Huston - Jim Fitzpatrick

“The smartest girl in school caught cheating, it will be scandalous.”
Helen Mirren - Mrs. Tingle

- Eddie Thomas: I blew it. I lost her.
- Lee Phillips: Guy goes to his rabbi. He says, "I think my wife's trying to poison me". Rabbi says, "Let me talk to her". Comes back a little later and says, "Listen, I spoke to your wife for three hours. Take the poison". You get it? You and Gwen are over.
- Eddie Thomas: I don't care about Gwen! I'm... (continue)(continue reading)
John Cusack - Eddie Thomas
Billy Crystal - Lee Phillips

“- Alan Swann: Stone, I want you to know that this morning I had absolutely no idea I was in the process of inserting myself into an arrangement that already existed between you and Miss Downing.
- Benjy Stone: Would it have made any difference?
- Alan Swann: No.”
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. One day he tells me it's my fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife, and told him it was his fault I was stabbing him.”
Queen Latifah - Liz Bailey

“This time there is another man. You set a trap to catch me with one and another came instead, to tell me that he loves me, and for me to tell him I love him too. And you did it! You did it all by yourself!”

Jean Arthur - Irene Vail

“- Ted the Bellhop: Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
- Margaret: He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
- Ted the Bellhop: No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!”
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop
Marisa Tomei - Margaret

“- Joe Hallenbeck: Last night I fucked your wife.
- Alley Thug: You did? How you know it was my wife?
- Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Badja Djola - Alley Thug

“- Martin Brogan: That was a dirty trick wasn't it, eh? Eh? Kicking me right in the bahoogies.
- Sharon Brogan Crawford: You were going to stab your wife with a sword, you pig.
- Martin Brogan: Ah, sure, that's no big thing. I do it every night.
- Sharon Brogan Crawford: Oh, and I suppose watching other men's wives in the bathtub is no big deal...” (continue)(continue reading)
Liam Neeson - Martin Brogan
Beverly D'Angelo - Sharon Brogan Crawford

“A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“- Missy Pantone: You people are unbelievable! I mean, we're talking about cheating, here!
- Courtney: Sorry, new girl, but nobody hit your buzzer!”

Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone
Clare Kramer - Courtney

“- Darth Vader: Calrissian. Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship.
- Lando: You said they'd be left at the city under my supervision!
- Darth Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.”
David Prowse - Darth Vader
Billy Dee Williams - Lando Calrissian

“- Tom Farrell: Let's get out of here.
- Susan Atwell: My date's not going to like that much. But what the hell, his wife will be delighted.”
Kevin Costner - Tom Farrell
Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“- Alec Newbary: You ran out on this relationship, you take the consequences.
- Leslie Hunter: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out.
- Alec Newbary: You fucked Kevin.
- Leslie Hunter: [shouting] You fucked many!
- Alec Newbary: Nameless, faceless many.
- Leslie Hunter: I feel much better now. Thanks.”
Ally Sheedy - Alec Newbary
Judd Nelson - Leslie Hunter

“- Richter: I want that fucker dead!
- Helm: I don't blame you, man. I wouldn't want a guy like Quaid porking my old lady.
- Richter: You saying she liked it?
- Helm: Uh... no... I'm sure she hated every minute of it.”
Michael Ironside - Richter
Michael Champion - Helm

“- Arlo: You just hijacked me with an unloaded gun?
- Tim Mason: Yeah.
- Arlo: When this is all over, remind me to kick your ass!”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Arlo
Skeet Ulrich - Tim Mason

“- Elliot Carver: Good Morning, Mr. Bond. Elliot Carver. I believe you have two things that belong to me!
- James Bond: What are you talking about?
- Elliot Carver: The encoder, in the dash of your car... and my wife, in your hotel room!”
Jonathan Pryce - Elliot Carver
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Jake Farris: Do you play an instrument?
- Nick Martinelli: Yeah, I can sorta play a couple of chords on this organ I have at home. Hey, I'll tell you what, why don't you come to my house and teach me a new song?
- Jake Farris: Go to your house, huh? I suppose that's so you can show me your organ, right?
- Nick Martinelli: Why do you think I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dolly Parton - Jake Farris
Sylvester Stallone - Nick

“- Jimmy Dix: He was a scumbag private detective.
- Joe Hallenbeck: All private detectives are scumbags.
- Jimmy Dix: That scumbag tried to get you killed.
- Joe Hallenbeck: Friends can't be perfect.”

Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck