Cheating quotes

“- Pete Van Heuten: Jesus, Charlie, we were friends! It doesn't make you angry?
- Charlie Arglist: Actually, it makes me curious. It makes me wonder who she's fucking now.”

Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist

“- Madeleine Ashton: You should learn not to compete with me. I always win!
- Helen Sharp: You may have always won, but you never played fair!
- Madeleine Ashton: Who cares how I played? I won!”
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton
Goldie Hawn - Helen Sharp

“You want to know about politics in Washington? Four words. Watch your back, Jack.”

James Earl Jones - Admiral Greer

“You double-cross once - where's it all end? An interesting ethical question.”

Gabriel Byrne - Tom Reagan

“Go back to your Jew whore.”

Mare Winningham - Mattie Blaylock

“- Carl Hanratty: How did you do it, Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
- Frank Abagnale Jr.: I didn't cheat. I studied for two weeks and I passed.”
Tom Hanks - Carl Hanratty
Leonardo DiCaprio - Frank Abagnale Jr.

“- Kenny: Teri, your mother worked hard to keep that house in the family! For you, and your family...
- Teri: Oh, fuck the family! I let the family into my house, and you know what happened? The family fucked my husband.”

Jeffrey D. Sams - Kenny
Vanessa Williams - Teri

You go around like an open nerve saying, "Oh, yes, I'm cheating... but look how guilty I feel! So, I must really be a nice guy". Then... then to top it all, you have the incredible arrogance of thinking you're the only person in the world with a conscience! That doesn't make you a nice guy, George! You know what that makes you? A horse's ass!
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

- Michael McCann: Are you okay?
- Catherine Banning: Yeah.
- Michael McCann: You know I was okay once. My girlfriend went out one night and came back... married. I told everyone that I didn't care, and then I fucked five women in three days, flipped my car on an on-ramp, beat a suspect unconscious, got suspended... but I was "okay”.

Denis Colin Leary - Michael McCann
Rene Russo - Catherine Banning

“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch

I've never been very good with relationships. In fact, most of mine ended with "Hey, what are you doing in bed with that other woman?". And that was me talking!
Jon Lovitz - Richard Clark

“- Liz LaBreche: My husband was in the oil business with my dad. If daddy trusted him, I figured I could trust him, too.
- Charlie Gordon: So, what happened?
- Liz LaBreche: Well, as it turned out, there were a lot of test wells he was drillin' on the side.”
Dyan Cannon - Liz LaBreche
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon

“- Simon: What are you, a boy scout? No, no, no, think of it as playing a role as fantasy. I mean, you got to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily surburban grind for a few hours.
- Harry Tasker: But what about their husbands?
- Simon: Dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bill Paxton - Simon
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker

“Why couldn't you have brought this up last week? Six months isn't so long. Not everybody gets corrupted. You have to have a little faith in people.”

Mariel Hemingway - Tracy

“- Harry Tasker: Helen... is having an affair!
- Albert Gibson: Welcome to the club, man!”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson

“- Carolyn Burnham: Buddy, this is my...
- Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.”

Annette Bening - Carolyn Burnham
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“Come on kids! You gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees.”
Mike Myers - The Cat

“- The Caller: Stu, you didn't tell your wife the truth, you're cheating.
- Stu: I'm not cheating on Kelly, I never have!
- The Caller: Oh, then what do you call it?
- Stu: Look, you're a guy. Sometimes you wanna know it's a possibility, all right? You know it's like having a beautiful home, but you still dream of that quick vacation down there,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“- Big Momma: You two? In my bed? Oh, hell no!
- Ben Rawley: Hattie Mae, I can explain.
- Big Momma: Explain it to the fattier end of my baseball bat.”
Ella Mitchell - Big Momma
Carl Wright - Ben Rawley

“Don't take it personal kid. I fuck with everybody.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - O.W. Grant

“What's wrong with my life? Why is my wife sleeping with someone else? Why can't I sleep?”
Jeff Goldblum - Ed Okin

“- Putty Nose: I've always been your friend.
- Tom Powers: Sure, you taught us how to cheat, steal and kill. And then you lambed out on us.”
Murray Kinnell - Putty Nose
James Cagney - Tom Powers

“It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.”
DJ Qualls - Kyle

“- Casey Alexander: Not only do you have no witnesses, but everyone thinks you saved the President.
- Atteron: Exactly.”
Keith Vitali - Casey Alexander
Luke Askew - Atteron

“Just forget you ever saw it. It's better that way.”

Billy Ray Cyrus - Gene