Cheating quotes

“- Card Player #2: I didn't know you were the Sundance Kid when I said you were cheating. If I draw on you, you'll kill me.
- The Sundance Kid: There's that possibility.”

Sam Elliott - Card Player #2
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid

“Your leadership has raised the stakes of hate to a level where we can no longer separate the demagogue from the truly inspired. And believe this, there are traitors among us.”
Jeff Bridges - President Jackson Evans

“- Elise Elliot Atchison: You always talked about me behind my back!
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: You deserved it!”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman

“- Martin Weir: And I'm wondering: how did it all slip away?
- Karen Flores: Well, it didn't slip away, Martin. You did, when you went off to fuck Nicky at my birthday party.
- Martin Weir: Yeah, that was a good party.”

Danny DeVito - Martin Weir
Rene Russo - Karen Flores

- Alan Raimy: I asked the guy: "Who told you where to find me?". He said it was you.
- Leo Franks: I didn't tell him! I didn't even tell him your first name!
- Alan Raimy: It could have been someone else.
- Leo Franks: What about Doreen? She went out with him!
- Bobby Shy: She wouldn't talk to him.
- Alan Raimy: How do you know that?
- Bobby Shy... (continue)(continue reading)
John Glover - Alan Raimy
Robert Trebor - Leo Franks
Clarence Williams III - Bobby Shy

“Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.”
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren

“- Harry Crumb: I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along!
- Mrs. MacIntyre: What?”
John Candy - Harry Crumb
Michele Goodger - Mrs. MacIntyre

“The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.”

Ving Rhames - Marsellus Wallace

“I don't like crooks. And if I did like them, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you.”
Gertrude Short - Marion

“- Lilly Leonard: At least I was faithful!
- Dan De Mora: Yeah, you were faithful like a Kennedy was faithful!”
Bette Midler - Lilly Leonard
Dennis Farina - Dan De Mora

“- Jake La Motta: Did you fuck my wife?
- Joey LaMotta: How do you ask me that? I'm your brother and you ask me that? Where do you get you're balls big enough to ask me that?
- Jake La Motta: You're very smart, Joey. You're giving me a lot of answers, but you ain't giving me the right answer.”
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

“Christ, I keep seeing it: Carol lying there. Her face was glowing.”

Craig Wasson - Jake Scully

“- Clark Kellogg: It was all a set up from the beginning?
- Tina Sabatini: Set up is so negative. Clark, there are so many levels to this thing, you can't imagine.”
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg
Penelope Ann Miller - Tina Sabatini

“- Brantley Foster: We have a problem.
- Vera Prescott: What?
- Brantley Foster: It's your husband: he's my boss.
- Vera Prescott: O-oh, him. We won't tell him. Besides, Howard's working late tonight - on whom, I have no idea.”
Michael J. Fox - Brantley Foster
Margaret Whitton - Vera Prescott

“I had to win. You see, Derice, I had made winning my whole life, and when you make winning your whole life, you have to keep on winning, no matter what.”

John Candy - Irv

“While Didi was waiting for me in San Francisco, Charlotte was waiting in Los Angeles. Two women waiting for me in the middle of the night. Crazy as it seems, I had adventure in my life.”
Gene Wilder - Teddy Pierce

“Spy on my parents? You gotta be kidding me! You want me to help you put'em away? Never!”

River Phoenix - Jeff Grant

“Sniff my finger. Come on, sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy snatch.”
Johnathon Schaech - Xavier Red

“Jonah, you wouldn't by any chance be fucking my wife, would you? Because that wouldn't be conducive to a good artist-record company relationship.”
Rip Torn - Walter Fox

“- Monique: You're not his friend you're just using him to scam a little cash off the side. It must feel really good. Oh, but don't worry I'm not going to tell Ed you're cheating him.
- Dexter Reed: Why not?
- Monique: Because it would hurt him too much.”

Shar Jackson - Monique
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

- Jonah: What was I supposed to say? "Yes, Walter, I am sort of fucking your wife"?
- Lonnie Fox: Is that what we're doing, sort of fucking?
Paul Simon - Jonah
Joan Hackett - Lonnie Fox

“I want a divorce. It's a physical thing. I've been experimenting with other men lately. A lot of other men... and women. I don't know. I mean, Antonio can do this thing with his tongue, and Willam's stamina is amazing. And as far as hands go, your father's hands are... You are no match.”
Kelly Preston - Ann Beam

“- Mark Van Doren: Charlie, from what I understand, it's just a bunch of frauds showing off an erudition they really didn't have. All you have to do is...
- Charles Van Doren: The problem is, Dad, that it seems I was one of those frauds.”
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren
Ralph Fiennes - Charles Van Doren