Cheating quotes

“- Larry Garnett: It's like a hooker taking a trick to court to get him to pay.
- Holly Garnett: Don't call my best friend a hooker.
- Larry Garnett: That's right, a hooker tells you the price up front.”
Bill Bellamy - Larry Garnett
Tyra Banks - Holly Garnett

“- Claire Spencer: I want you to answer one question. Did you have anything to do with her disappearance?
- Norman Spencer: Yes. I had an affair with her. And when I tried to break it off... she became unstable. She came out here to the house. She threatened to kill herself... or you. I didn't think she'd go through with any of it. But then...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michelle Pfeiffer - Claire Spencer
Harrison Ford - Norman Spencer

“- John Mullany: You're lying to Ann, too.
- Cynthia Patrice Bishop: Yeah, right, but I didn't take a vow in front of God and everyone to be faithful to Ann.”

Peter Gallagher - John Mullany
Laura San Giacomo - Cynthia Patrice Bishop

“- Gloria Travalian: Ivan, I'm not leaving you for another man.
- Ivan Travalian: Larry Kotzwinkle's not a man, he's a duck.”
Tuesday Weld - Gloria Travalian
Al Pacino - Ivan Travalian

“You expect me to believe that scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an elephant you were rehearsing?”

Richard Roxburgh - The Duke

“- Wilson Croft: What happened between us, Phil?
- Professor Philip Brainard: I just got tired of you stealing my ideas, Wilson.”
Christopher McDonald - Wilson Croft
Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard

“I'm always frank and earnest with women. Uh, in New York I'm Frank, and Chicago I'm Ernest.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“- Loretta Lynn: Woman, if you want to keep that arm, you better get it off my husband.
- Girl at fairgrounds: Who are you telling what?
- Loretta Lynn: I don't know who you are, but I know what you are.”

Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
Susan Kingsley - Girl at Fairgrounds

- John: I used to be married, but not anymore.
- Sadie: Is your wife with Jesus now?
- John: Actually, the guy's name was pronounced "Hey-soos”. He was the gardner, and one day I caught him spreading some fertilizer around the bedroom, if you know what I mean.
Paul Giamatti - John
Phyllis Applegate - Sadie

“- Jesus: You're here to trick me.
- The Cobra: Trick you? To love and care for a woman, to have a family? This is a trick? Why are you trying to save the world? Aren't your own sins enough for you? What arrogance to think you can save the world. The world doesn't have to be saved: save yourself. Find love.
- Jesus: I have love.”
Willem Dafoe - Jesus
Leo Marks - Satan

“- The Wizard: Aladdin is dead and gone... You're going to have to learn to live without him. Now then, where are we getting married?
- The Princess: Never.”
John Carradine - The Wizard
Kristy McNichol - The Princess

“My parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine, can I score some of your piss?”
Jack Black - Lance Brumder

- Dr. Richard Walker: You know what that means to me? He had his arm around her here, like this. He could have had a gun, like this. Pointed right at her. "Shut up! Smile! Walk! Out the lobby!". Huh, like this. Huh?
- Shaap: Yes, yes, it could mean that, or they could have just been having a good time.
- Dr. Richard Walker: Mr. Shaap, you're... (continue)(continue reading)

Harrison Ford - Dr. Richard Walker
Jimmie Ray Weeks - Shaap

“- Dick Goodwin: I know you're lying.
- Charles Van Doren: Bluffing. The word is bluffing.”

Rob Morrow - Dick Goodwin
Ralph Fiennes - Charles Van Doren

“- T-Saint: How much did they pay you to spy on us?
- Tank Girl: Two dollars and fifteen cents!”
Ice-T - T-Saint
Lori Petty - Tank Girl

“He married you to pass that date. For the same reason that I married my little American and with the same ring. Just take a look inside at the engraving.”

Paulette Goddard - Anita Dixon

“- Martha Phelps: I'm afraid after we're married awhile, a beautiful young girl will come along and you'll forget all about me.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.”
Margaret Dumont - Martha Phelps
Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel

“- Tom Hardy: Why did you change your testimony?
- Jo Christman: Why do you think?
- Tom Hardy: You cheat good.”
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy
Sarah Jessica Parker - Jo Christman

“- Angel Zorzak: I didn't say you could wear my jacket!
- Connie Zorzak: I didn't say you could fuck my husband.”
Jaime Pressly - Angel Zorzak
Molly Hagan - Connie Zorzak

I'm Nick Beam. And Nick Beam ain't puttin' up with that bullshit. She'd have been crying, you know? "Oh, Nick, please take me back. Please, please, Nick. It was only one time". I'm gonna "one time" your ass. Nick Beam is the master of his fate, the ruler of his destiny. So if you wanna cry on somebody's shoulder, why don't you cry on Superdick?... (continue)(continue reading)

Martin Lawrence - Terrance Paul Davidson

“I've always wondered what is worse: to take another man's wife, to hurt a child, or to kill.”
Johanna Hofer - Heinrich's Mother

“I'm warning you Doolittle, I'd better never catch you with trash like that again! I mean it!”

Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn

“- Liana Telfer: Don't fuck with me!
- Dean Corso: I thought I already did.”
Lena Olin - Liana Telfer
Johnny Depp - Dean Corso

“- Marian Wyman: Are you cheating, Ralph?
- Dr. Ralph Wyman: No, Marian. You cheat. Remember?”
Julianne Moore - Marian Wyman
Matthew Modine - Dr. Ralph Wyman

“- Whit: I think she's telling the truth.
- Walker: Really? Well, I don't pay you to think, do I? I pay you to lie, cheat, and steal.”
Elias Koteas - Whit
Stuart Wilson - Walker