Cheating quotes
398 cheating quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The Muppets Take Manhattan
“- Kermit the Frog: Piggy! Have you been spying on me?
- Miss Piggy: Maybe spying on vous and that certain young girl of the opposite gender.
- Roller Skater: You two-timing her?
- Kermit the Frog: No that's just Jenny. She's a friend. She's a friend and she's been trying to help me sell the show.
- Miss Piggy: Ha!” - From the movie: Analyze This
“- Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
- Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
- Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
- Paul Vitti: No.” - From the movie: Intolerable Cruelty
“- Marylin Rexroth: What are you after Miles?
- Miles Massey: Well, I'm a lot like you. Just looking for an ass to mount.
- Marylin Rexroth: Well, don't look at mine.” - From the movie: Phone Booth
“Deception can't go unrewarded.”
- From the movie: Fatal Instinct
- From the movie: The Flintstones
“You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves.”
- From the movie: Intersection
“- Vincent Eastman: Y'know what Neal asked me just out of the blue? He asked me whatever happened to us. I couldn't tell him.
- Sally Eastman: You fell in love with another woman.
- Vincent Eastman: I mean before that...” - From the movie: Throw Momma from the Train
“- Owen: Your wife, she had a little trouble walking, but that was from the gardener.
- Larry: You saw my wife?
- Owen: She was kind of a tart, Larry. Although I can see why you married her. She was very beautiful.” - From the movie: Men With Brooms
“- James Lennox: I'm a drug dealer.
- Neil Bucyk: I bury dead people.
- Eddie Strombeck: I have a single digit sperm count.
- Chris Cutter: And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it.” - From the movie: Disaster Movie
“- Amy: You know what will, every time we made love I was thinking about another guy!
- Will: Well, so was I.” - From the movie: Miller's Crossing
- From the movie: Match Point
“I know that it's not the most honorable thing to cheat on your wife, but that does not make me a murderer.”
- From the movie: Who Is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe?
“- Robby Ross: Come on, Nat, you don't consider a roll in the hay with your secretary adultery?
- Natasha: What do you call it, shorthand?” - From the animation: Who Framed Roger Rabbit
“- Dolores: Do you wanna tell me what she was doing with her arms around you?
- Eddie Valiant: Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife!
- Dolores: Come on, Eddie! I caught you with your pants down!” - From the movie: Tin Men
- Bill "BB" Babowsky: This is the ultimate "fuck you"! I just poked your wife!
- Ernest Tilley: What are you talking about?
- Bill "BB" Babowsky: Yeah, she's in my bed right now with a very big smile on her face.
- Ernest Tilley: Well, that's just fine by me. She's a pain in the ass! An albatross around my neck! You're welcome to her. Keep her,... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Secret Window
“- Amy Rainey: I just wanted you to be happy, Mort.
- Mort Rainey: Well, I guess you shouldn't have fucked him then.” - From the movie: John Tucker Must Die
“- Kate: These girls all seem so confident and cool. How do they not know that John's cheating on all of them?
- Crying Waitress: He's a total operator. He goes out with girls from different cliques so that they never actually talk to each other. And then he tells them that his father won't let him date during basketball season so they'll have to...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Who's the Man?
“You fucked me! You fucked me! You might as well kiss me 'cause you're fucking me!”
- From the movie: Aquamarine
- From the movie: Nothing to Lose
- Terrance Paul Davidson: Hey, is this your wife? Damn! I see why you were upset! Not bad Nick, not bad, Nick! You know, for a cheatin' bitch.
- Nick Beam: Hey! Don't you call her that, you don't know her, don't say that.
- Terrance Paul Davidson: Okay, okay, no disrespect. What should I call her? "Monogamously challenged"? - From the movie: Croupier
- From the movie: The Rose
The women are getting nasty. So what do you do when he comes home with the smell of another woman on him? Do you say, "Oh honey, let me open up my loving arms and my loving legs. Dive right in, baby, the water is fine?". Is that what you say, girls? Or do you say, "Fuck this shit! I've had enough of you, you asshole! Pack your bags. I'm putting... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: State and Main
“- Doug Mackenzie: You have a date, they call, you're doing business at nine o'clock at night.
- Ann: I wasn't doing business.
- Doug Mackenzie: Oh, well what were you doing then that was so important that you shouldn't call your fianc...
- Ann: I... have to tell you that it is all over between us, Doug. I met somebody else, and it's very serious...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Final Destination
“By walking off the plane you cheated death. You have to figure out when it's coming back at you.”
- From the movie: Igby Goes Down
“I love the fact that the captain of the morality team invites his chick to the same party as his wife.”
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