Cheating quotes

“- Tracy: Having an affair is nothing like taking a pottery class.
- Sally: Could be.
- Tracy: No. It would start out like that, and then something would happen. Someone finds out, or someone falls in love, and it ends disastrously. It always ends disastrously.”
Kate Burton - Tracy
Margaret Colin - Sally

Men... they're all alike. They'll deceive you as your father did me. He kissed a chorus girl and when I found out he said "Oh, I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing".

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemogloben

I wish he had the balls to walk up, look me in the eye, and say: "I'm bangin' your wife". At least then I could respect him.

Dean Cain - Chris Harrison

“You're a good grifter. It's hard to tell when you're lying.”
Dustin Hoffman - King

“- Simon: Some sort of legal secretary. Married to some boring jerk.
- Harry: Married to some boring jerk.
- Simon: Aww, but she could be so hot if she wanted to. She's like all these babes, you get their pilot lit, they could suck start a leafblower. And she's got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bill Paxton - Simon
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker

“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: What's wrong?
- Jilted Lover: It's my lover. She left me for this younger woman that weighs twelve pounds.”
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman
Debra Monk - Jilted Lover

“To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.”
Anton Rodgers - Inspector Andre

“Listen carefully Bob. I didn't fire you because I felt threatened. No. I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent and you spend more time cheating on your wife than you do in your office, OK?”

Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“- April Stool: I'm fucking the gardener.
- Lloyd Stool: I hate you.
- April Stool: I don't care.”
Andrea Martin - April Stool
Buck Henry - Lloyd Stool

“- Vinny: Don't tell nobody. It's between you and me. Its bad enough that I ball her, right, but then some sick side of me had to drive her right past the spot where we were stickin' it up her cousin's ass, you know. Oh shit, and that's where I saw the dead bodies, right there. You know what, God spared me. He spared me, man. 'Cause it's a...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Adrien Brody - Richie

“- E.L.: Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
- Kyle: That makes no sense.
- E.L.: Hey, don't look at me Kyle, ok, I didn't make up the rules.”
Seann William Scott - E. L.
DJ Qualls - Kyle

“- Danny: Wanna play Stratego?
- Walter: No, you always cheat at board games.
- Danny: But you can't even cheat at Stratego!
- Walter: Trust me, you'll find a way.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“Jack, you threw me over for this? This... ugh! I mean I know you like passive women, Jack, but she's half dead. I hope she has a great personality, because this hurts.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Sharon Brogan Crawford

“Saturday night was for wives, but Friday night at the Copa was always for the girlfriends.”
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill

“You screwed a scuba instructor on our honeymoon. What kinda cold-hearted bitch will do that to someone they love. I have to be an idiot to take you back.”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer

“- Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley?
- Anna Coleman: Hello, it was a Ducati!”
Mark Harmon - Ryan
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“It's not about the money. It's about the game between people.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“I'm a courtesan. I'm paid to make men believe what they want to believe.”
Nicole Kidman - Satine

“- Dallas: What should we do to kill some time? I know... Let's fuck.
- Casey: That's happening. Even if you weren't the most disgusting bitch I've ever met, I'd have to decline. You see, I'm a married man.”

Paulina Porizkova - Dallas
Thomas Jane - Casey

- Michael Corleone: If someone is going around this city saying, "Fuck Michael Corleone", what do we do with a piece of shit like that? He's a fuckin' dog.
- Joey Zasa: Yes, it's true. If someone were to say such a thing, they would not be a friend. They would be a dog.
Al Pacino - Michael Corleone
Joe Mantegna - Joey Zasa

“She's going to get everything. That's the way these old guys are. Tough as nails, biggest son of a bitch in the world, she touches his shriveled-up little noodle, and his brains turn to frozen yogurt. She'll marry him, screw him six feet into the ground and then get everything!”

Jere Burns - Glen

“- Carrie: Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, eight-and-a-half days. God, I really thought that was it.
- Bandit: And?
- Carrie: One day, I came home and found him in the shower... with a girl... and her mother!
- Bandit: Well, at least he kept it in the family.”
Sally Field - Carrie
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“She may be your wife but I stick my ding-a-ling in her every night, so that makes her mine.”
Baha Jackson - Young Doughboy

“It's the world behind the world Dr. Robinson. Lie once, cheat twice, and everything becomes clear.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Dr. Zachary Smith

“- Georgia King: What on earth was he thinking of?
- Emma Rae: Probably the same thing he was thinking with.”

Gena Rowlands - Georgia King
Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King