Cheating quotes

“- Natalie Strout: You don't change, do you?
- Richard Strout: Change? No, I don't change. Everything around me changes. You change. You take my house... and you take my kids... and you fuck this other guy. But me, no, I don't change.”
Marisa Tomei - Natalie Strout
William Mapother - Richard Strout

“- Sara: So how'd you meet him?
- Casey: I was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongs.
- Sara: And he was doing likewise?
- Casey: No. Actually he said he was buying something for his mom.
- Sara: His mom? Casey, who buys high-priced lingerie for their mother?”
Eva Mendes - Sara
Will Smith - Hitch

“- Princess Tilde: Hey.
- Eggsy: Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare. I've got to sleep with a target, but I won't do it unless you agree that it's all right.
- Princess Tilde: You've got to be fucking kidding. What was I? Target practice?
- Eggsy: Babe, surely it's better that I'm honest with you rather than me doing it and not telling you. Kind of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Taron Egerton - Eggsy
Hanna Alström - Princess Tilde

“- Jake La Motta: I'm gonna ask you again: did you or did you not?
- Joey LaMotta: I'm not gonna answer that. It's stupid. It's a sick question and you're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm leaving, If Nora calls tell her I went home. I'm not staying in this nuthouse with you. You're a sick bastard, I feel sorry for...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

“- Jane: I've played this game before Hilary, you're not even good at it, you're just disgusting.
- Hillary: See, we are making progress. You just found out I'm disgusting and now you can go home and feel better about yourself.”
Leslie Hope - Jane
Renée Humphrey - Hillary

“- Zach: We both know you're not going to shoot. You couldn't hurt a fly.
- Angie: I could if I caught it fucking my hairdresser!”

John Ritter - Zach
Denise Crosby - Angie

“- Daniel Sr.: You hired an actor to pretend he was me. And then pretended to get in a fight with him. And told him you preferred Uncle Joe to me.
- Daniel: Well when you put it like that it sounds kinda bad.”
Francis X. McCarthy - Daniel Sr.
Michael J. Fox - Daniel

“Daddy banging the babysitter is a really old story, Kat; it happens all the time.”
Julia Roberts - Daisy

“That man is an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.”
Matthew Goode - Heck

“Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.”
John Travolta - Gabriel

“- Anna Held: You should have at least closed the door.
- Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.: Wait! Anna! Anna, please don't misjudge me. I couldn't help it. She's... she's drunk.”

Luise Rainer - Anna Held
William Powell - Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.

“- Dave: Everybody cheats. I just didn't know.
- Dad: Well, now you know.”
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Paul Dooley - Dad

“- Granny: Zacky! What's my pin number?
- Zack: 1234 Grandma, now we have to change it again.”
Barbara Dodd - Granny
Dane Cook - Zack

“- Lex Luthor: Can I call you June?
- Senator Finch: You can call me whatever you like. Take a bucket of piss and call it Granny's Peach Tea; take a weapon of assassination and call it deterrence. You won't fool a fly or me. I'm not gonna drink it.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Lex Luthor
Holly Hunter - Senator Finch

“The little guy. He wouldn't be fucking the Jew's wife, would he?”

Pasquale Cajano - Remo Gaggi

“Tell your principal it never pays to fuck with the dead.”

Jason Statham - Arthur Bishop

“I find I can make a very honest living cheating at cards.”
Millard Mitchell - Gentleman George

“Like every hustler, I was trapped. Cats that hung out together trying to find a solution found nothing.”

Denzel Washington - Malcolm X

- Nazeer Choudhury: You're a drunk and an idiot.
- Buff: Your wife sucks my cock every night, swallows my cum, and loves it. That's okay.
- Nazeer Choudhury: Yeah, it's okay. You know, we have a saying back home: "either the salt is rotten or the meat".
- Buff: Yeah, well, uh, you're not so smart, chief, 'cause I'm moving out to L.A.
- Nazeer... (continue)(continue reading)
Ajay Naidu - Nazeer Choudhury
Steve Zahn - Buff

“Even if you find one that has money and means to drill, he'll maybe know nothing about drilling and he'll have to hire the job out on contract, and then you're depending on a contractor who'll rush the job through so he can get another contract just as quick as he can. This is... the way that this works.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Daniel Plainview

“Don't cheat on your lady, man, when you live in a country that only has eight people in it.”
Ólafur Darri Ólafsson - Helicopter Pilot

“Are you trying to be a salesman or a shyster? You buy from a shyster, you feel like you got took. You buy from a good salesman and you feel lucky.”
A.J. Johnson - Juanita

“- Syd: If you're falling in love with me, why are you with all these other women?
- Dex: Am I supposed to remain celibate while I bask in like the warm glow of your annihilating contempt?”
Greer Goodman - Syd
Donal Logue - Dex

“An affair has more rules than a marriage.”
Cate Blanchett - Lena Brandt

“Don't try to cheat me boy, because my arm is long and my vengeance is terrible.”
Ed Begley - Gen. Midwinter