Disease quotes

“- Merlin: You will experience episodes, lapses of clarity. You'll be back to normal soon.
- Whiskey: Whoo. I feel like a tornado in a trailer park.”
Mark Strong - Merlin
Pedro Pascal - Whiskey

“What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?”

Peter Dante - Dante

“- Joe: Vicki's making eyes at you man. Go talk to her. She's so into it.
- Biaggio: There's no point in me talking to her anyways.
- Joe: Why not?
- Biaggio: Joe, I'm gay.
- Joe: Are you sure?
- Biaggio: Yes, my lungs fill up every time the seasons change.
- Joe: That's not being gay, Biaggio.
- Biaggio: What?
- Joe: Pretty sure that's Cystic...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nick Robinson - Joe
Moises Arias - Biaggio

“I have narcolepsy. It's a sleeping disorder. It isn't the worst thing you could ever have. I'm just not allowed to fly in a plane or drive a car or work in a gun range.”
Deborah Lemen - Carol

“When the T-virus spread across the Earth, it did so at the speed of the modern world, carried by jetliners across the globe. The antivirus is airborne, spread by the winds. It could take years for it to reach every corner of the Earth. Until then, my work is not done. My name is Alice.”
Milla Jovovich - Alice

“- Erin Glass: I have a sickness.
- Terrence 'Terry' Glass: Yeah, it's called self-pity. Complicated by having no backbone.”
Diane Lane - Erin Glass
Stellan Skarsgård - Terrence 'Terry' Glass

“By the end all my father could do was ask why my mother wasn't at home, and each time I told him she was dead I had to watch him take that loss like a car wreck. 200,000 men and women develop Alzheimer's each year! What if you could end all that suffering with a single pill? Give me till Monday morning, 48 hours. I'll give you results that'll...” (continue)(continue reading)

Saffron Burrows - Dr. Susan McAlester

“- Andre: What I'm dying of?
- Nicole: A rare disease you caught in Africa.
- Andre: When was I in Africa?
- Nicole: During the Hundred Years War.
- Andre: The Hundred Years War was in the Middle Ages, in Europe!
- Nicole: He didn't seem to notice.
- Andre: Why not the Crusades?”

Gérard Depardieu - Andre
Katherine Heigl - Nicole

“I had the chicken pox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.”
Marian Seldes - Mrs. Hess

“It's proven that second-hand smoke is carcin... you know, cancer related.”
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Ron Woodroof: I still got HIV?
- Dr. Vass: You will always test positive for HIV. And now you've got AIDS for all the toxic shit you've put in your body. You've shut your immune system and now you've got chronic leumonia, among other things. It could cause memory loss, mood swings, aching joints.
- Ron Woodroof: So if it sucks, I got it.”
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof
Griffin Dunne - Dr. Vass

- Beaver: What's it called when you got a constant woody and it won't go down?
- Henry: You mean priapism?
- Beaver: See, I'm practically “priasmic”.
Jason Lee - Beaver
Thomas Jane - Henry

“- Olly Bright: Are you sure you're not sick? You feel fine?
- Maddy Whittier: Yeah, I feel fine. Better than fine, actually. I feel pretty perfect.”
Nick Robinson - Olly
Amandla Stenberg - Maddy

“A newly infected zombie is almost impossible to detect. Until they've ingested their first human brains, at which point the transformation accelerates with every subsequent kill.”
Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy

“- Chris Knight: If you want to leave, go ahead. But, uh... you're going to miss the fun.
- Mitch Taylor: What fun?
- Chris Knight: Ick invented a new virus and we're going to release it in Kent's room.”

Val Kilmer - Chris Knight
Gabriel Jarret - Mitch Taylor

“- Alice: What happened?
- Red Queen: When Isaacs died, I could bring myself back online and stop attacks on the remaining human settlements. You saved them.
- Alice: Why am I still alive?
- Red Queen: The antivirus only destroyed the T-virus within your body. It didn't harm the healthy cells. You are now free of infection.”
Milla Jovovich - Alice
Ever Anderson - Red Queen

“- Dr. Sevard: You don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV...
- Tucker: Woodruff?
- Ron Woodroof: AIDS... I got AIDS.”
Denis O'Hare - Dr. Sevard
Steve Zahn - Tucker
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof

“When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!”
Lewis Niles Black - Ben Lewis

“There is no universally efficacious treatment for dissociative identity disorder. In theory, one attempts to move the patient towards integration; unfolding, if you will, of their fractured psyche.”
Alfred Molina - Dr. Malick

“I think found a disease that no one has ever seen before. Repetitive head trauma chokes the brain! It turns you into someone else.”
Will Smith - Dr. Bennet Omalu

“- Sandy: I'm no stranger to heartbreak.
- Frenchie: Oh! Do you have psoriasis?”
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Sandy
Didi Conn - Franchie

“Scandal and disease, Max.”

Nora Dunn - Lutetia Fairbanks

If I ever hear you describe a patient as "terminal" again, that's how you'll describe your career!
William Hurt - Dr. Jack MacKee

“Who can take us seriously when we are so far from who we once were? Our strange behavior and fumbled sentences change other's perception of us and our perception of ourselves. We become ridiculous, incapable, comic. But this is not who we are, this is our disease.”
Julianne Moore - Dr. Alice Howland