Disease quotes

“The T-virus is protean, changing from liquid to airborne to blood transmission, depending on its environment. It is almost impossible to kill.”
Michaela Dicker - Red Queen

“- Jamie Sullivan: You know what I figured out today?
- Landon Carter: What?
- Jamie Sullivan: Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I had for myself. Like this journey never ends. Like you were sent to me because I'm sick. To help me through all this. You're my angel.”
Mandy Moore - Jamie Sullivan
Shane West - Landon Carter

“The fear really hits you. That's what you feel first. And then it's the anger and frustration. Part of the problem is how little we understand about the ultimate betrayal of the body when it rebels against itself.”
Charles Bronson

“Mr. Bowman, I wouldn't normally release someone with this type of infection. I need you to follow the rules here. Quarantine is eight weeks in. She's probably going to show more signs of aggression band hunger. When that happens, say your goodbyes and get her straight into quarantine.”
David A Cole - Doctor

“- Jerry Travers: I'm sorry! I didn't realize I was disturbing you. You see, every once in a while I suddenly find myself... dancing.
- Dale Tremont: Oh, I suppose it's some kind of an affliction.”
Fred Astaire - Jerry Travers
Ginger Rogers - Dale Tremont

- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: She says when she comes to she doesn't really remember anything that happened, but... she thinks when she's out, she's really out, I mean, like out of her bird. Well, what do you think?
- Starcat: It's not professional to give an instant diagnosis, but I'd say she's probably suffering from morbidly psychotic... (continue)(continue reading)
Lauren Ambrose - Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest
Nicholas Brendon - Starcat

“I've always considered a paranoid a man with all the facts.”
Ben Gazzara - Charles Serking

“- Cry-Baby: Kiss me! Kiss me hard.
- Allison Vernon-Williams: I've never given a French kiss before.
- Cry-Baby: Watch, it's easy. You just open your mouth, and I open mine, and we wiggle our tongues together. And it feels real sexy.
- Allison Vernon-Williams: I won't get mononucleosis, will I?”
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby
Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams

“- Kiki Pierce: [to Dizzy's dad] I'm afraid your son has Tourettes Syndrome.
- Dizzy: Are you out of your fucking mind?”
Illeana Douglas - Kiki Pierce
DJ Qualls - Dizzy

“- Katie: Haven't you ever heard of cholesterol?
- Stick: Yeah, it's the stuff they put in red meat that makes it taste good.”
Tricia Leigh Fisher - Katie
Burt Reynolds - Stick

“- Chris: You know, it might be a good thing. Like, she might wake up with a new skill. Like, my cousin, blacked out once, and then, when he came to, he thought he knew a different language.
- CJ: Did he?
- Chris: No. Apparently, it was... It was just gibberish that he made up. It was brain damage.”

Kurt Braunohler - Chris
Bo Burnham - CJ

“- Cousin Nick: Fuckin' sucks dick about grandma, huh? Old woman fuckin' murdered like that.
- Jason Kelly: I think she had cancer.
- Cousin Nick: We'll never know the truth.
- Jason Kelly: We absolutely know the truth. Grandma had cancer for ten years.
- Cousin Nick: You don't just die from cancer, Jason.”
Adam Pally - Cousin Nick
Zac Efron - Jason Kelly

“How can you be sick? You have a mustache.”

David Marshall Grant - David

“You can die of the cure before you die of the illness.”
Michael Landon

“I'm not a poet, I am a person living with Early Onset Alzheimer's, and as that person, I find myself learning the art of losing every day.”

Julianne Moore - Dr. Alice Howland

“- Doctor: Your testicles have grown to the size of Florida oranges.
- Maxxx Orbison: Don't you think I notice that? Tell me something I don't know, you cocky prick!
- Doctor: I am going to have to amputate your pee pee.”
Lloyd Kaufman - Doctor
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison

“I think it's great we're helping the new kid, but we also need to think of our own safety. I mean, he's bleeding all over and you guys know that there's an AIDS epidemic out there right now, as we speak, right? I mean, my mom's friend in New York City got it just by touching a dirty pole in the subway and enough of AIDS blood got into his system...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jack Dylan Grazer - Eddie Kaspbrak

“- Gregory: Have you ever been in love? I'm in love.
- Steve: Since when?
- Gregory: This morning. I feel restless and dizzy. I bet I won't get any sleep tonight.
- Steve: Sounds like indigestion.”
John Gordon Sinclair - Gregory
Billy Greenlees - Steve

“- Walker: Cake?
- Stenz: No, I don't want cake! I'm diabetic!”
James Woods - Walker
Jason Clarke - Stenz

“- Maggie Vogel: Do you smell that?
- Caroline: No.
- Maggie Vogel: Are you sure? It smells like food.
- Caroline: It's probably your father cooking up something he shouldn't have. I'll get the drops.”

Abigail Breslin - Maggie Vogel
Joely Richardson - Caroline

“- Danny Noonan: I had a couple of burgers and some Cokes for lunch.
- Pat Noonan: How many Cokes?
- Danny Noonan: Four or five.
- Pat Noonan: What are you, a diabetic?
- Danny Noonan: I don't know!”
Michael O'Keefe - Danny Noonan
Ron Frank - Pat Noonan

My wife and I, we love watching Dateline, those shows where every week they will feature a disease. I swear to you, every week, no matter what the disease is, my wife has it. There could be three people on the planet that have this disease, my wife is one of them. She just watches it going "I've got it."
Jeff Foxworthy - Himself

“Since I was 9, I knew for every day of the rest of my life I'd have to stick a needle in my arm. Early onset diabetes.”
Katie Holmes - Jackie Truman

“You look like shit... You're just walkin' around to save funeral expenses.”

Valerie Perrine - Charlotta

“Smoking takes ten years off your life. It's the ten worst years, isn't it folks? It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, kidney dialysis, adult diaper fucking years.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself