Disease quotes

“- Fluke Starbucker: Jeepers! What is it, Augie 'Ben' Doggie? Did you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?
- Augie 'Ben' Doggie: No, just a little headache.”
Scott Mathews - Fluke Starbucker
Jeff Hale - Augie 'Ben' Doggie

“- Angharad: How is he, Huw?
- Huw: Not as he was.
- Angharad: Is he ill?
- Huw: Inside, in his eyes, in his voice. Like you.”

Maureen O'Hara - Angharad
Roddy McDowall - Huw

“There will be epidemics of greed, hate and ignorance. We must fight them in life as we fought syphilis in the laboratory. We must fight, fight. We must never, never stop fighting.”

Edward G. Robinson - Dr. Paul Ehrlich

“- Tina Kalb: Do you worry about the risk factor involved in gay sex?
- Paul Harmon: It may be news to you, but not every gay man has anal sex. That's where a lot of the HIV risk lies.”
Téa Leoni - Tina Kalb
Richard Jenkins - Paul Harmon

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Dad, I don't want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. It can only mean one thing: cancer. I'm dying.
- Harry Sultenfuss: [making a sandwich] Okay, sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss

“- Steiner: One rebel begats another. It's the Billy Lo syndrome.
- Dr Land: A venereal disease. Often terminal.”
Hugh O'Brian - Steiner
Dean Jagger - Dr. Land

“I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.”
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell