Disease quotes

“When Michael, our first boy, got sick, we searched around looking for anything that might help him. You know what was the best thing that happened? He was taken quickly. Now Tommy... he has lasted three years, for two of them, he's been without his sight, his mind, everything that makes him a human being, he's a vegetable. Y'know if you would...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Rebhorn - Ellard Muscatine

“- Rizzo: I've got so many hickeys people will think I'm a leper.
- Kenickie: Relax. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!
- Rizzo: You pig!
- Kenickie: Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!”
Stockard Channing - Rizzo
Jeff Conaway - Kenickie

“I know we got issues, but rejecting your heart isn't going to make things easier, now is it?”

Denzel Washington - Napoleon Stone

“I never do it with whores. You start out with a burning desire and then you end up the next day with a burning sensation if you know what I mean...”
John Malkovich - Clown

“- Parker Concorde: You know, I'm glad you came around, because I was about to have a coronary.
- Samantha: Yeah, me, too.”
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde
Alison Eastwood - Samantha

“You know, I hate breakfast. It makes me want to puke.”
Jace Alexander - Creepy Cody

“What if there was hope? What would it be worth to be able to walk again? To be able to feed yourself? To go back to your old life? To be a doctor? What would you endure?”
Gene Hackman - Dr. Lawrence Myrick

“Seventeen years I've been waitin' for this day. Freedom. The oyster of my life about to open. Instead, it feels like a badger died in my stomach. And I've an awful feeling that nothing will ever change.”

Jared Leto - Frankie Griffin

“Don't trouble yourself, ma'am. Tuberculosis finished us off, more than half a century ago.”

Fionnula Flanagan - Mrs. Bertha Mills

The guy wants to run for president, he thinks "Moby Dick" is a venereal disease.
Christopher Walken - Secretary Cleary

“- Alex: You remember Lara?
- Jeff: Yes I do, and she already has a cold sore. What a surprise.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Nick Swardson - Jeff

“- Brian Cohen: Why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?
- Ex-Leper: I could do that sir. I could do that I suppose. What I was thinking was I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the ass to be blunt and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Graham Arthur Chapman - Brian Cohen
Michael Palin - Ex-Leper

“I'm gonna hang up before I catch that new kind of AIDS, hearing AIDS, the kind you get from listening to assholes.”
Paul Mazursky - Artie

“The only disease that can survive in our bloodstreams is alcoholism.”
Maggie Smith - Caro Eliza Bennett

“Couldn't I have a disease with my clothes on!”
Frank Albertson - Leo Davis

“- Madame Giry: [about the Phantom] He's a genius. He's an architect and designer, he's a composer and magician... a genius, monsieur!
- Raoul: But clearly, Madame Giry, genius has turned to madness.”
Miranda Richardson - Madame Giry
Patrick Wilson - Raoul

“- Debbie: Sadie might have the chicken pox.
- Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
- Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
- Jason: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.”
Leslie Mann - Debbie
Jason Segel - Jason
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone

“The real demonstrated #1 killer in America is cholesterol. If we want to talk numbers, how about the millions of people dying of heart attacks?”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“- Fanny Price: Lady Bertram is always suffering near-fatal fatigue.
- Susan Price: From what?
- Fanny Price: Usually from embroidering something of little use and no beauty... not to mention a healthy dose of opium every day.”
Frances O'Connor - Fanny Price
Sophia Myles - Susan Price

“I'm going to die. I'll be buried under the sand and forgotten. When I was a little boy, I thought soldiers always died in battles. I didn't know there were so many soldiers... and so few battles... and so many fevers.”

Harvey Stephens - Lt. Martin

Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die". I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die.
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Boardroom Lady: Whores running around, doing their little behind-shake for the men folk...
- Richard: I kinda like her idea.
- Boardroom Man: For Christ's sake. Once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ever since.”
Helen Hughes - Boardroom Lady
David Spade - Richard
J.R. Zimmerman - Boardroom Man

“- Julie Hastings: You'll perfect the skin. You'll make it work. It doesn't matter.
- Peyton Westlake: Julie... don't you think I told myself that? Night after skinless night!”
Frances McDormand - Julie Hastings
Liam Neeson - Peyton Westlake

“I think the blindness is an allergic reaction to the cat and all the tea you've been drinking...”

Sean Astin - Izzy

“Whatever issue you guys have, I'm sure it has letters and they make pills for it.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Zee