Disease quotes

“- Val: how's your health?
- Hirsch: Well, they took something out of me a couple of months ago.
- Val: What'd they take out?
- Hirsch: I don't know. I didn't ask, it's none of my business. But I'm a little more streamlined now, a little more aerodynamic.”
Al Pacino - Val
Alan Arkin - Hirsch

“- Augusto Odone: Dr. Nikolias, what about the other boys, what results are you seeing in them?
- Professor Nikolias: As with Lorenzo it's too early to tell. We need this study to run for the full six months.
- Augusto Odone: And that would tell you what is obvious right now? That avoiding apple skins and pizza has no effect on this brutal disease?”
Nick Nolte - Augusto Odone
Peter Alexander Ustinov - Professor Nikolais

“- Red: Um, actually, my lip, that's a cold sore. And I've never had a cold sore before, so I cried.
- Saul Silver: Dude, a cold sore? Does that mean like... herpes?
- Red: Yes, that's what it means. I have herpes.
- Saul Silver: Herpes... whoa, do you know how many, like, joints we've shared?
- Red: Yes, I know, I'm a disgusting person.”
Danny McBride - Red
James Franco - Saul Silver

“- Peter: She looks sick.
- Roger: Come on, wouldn't you be?
- Peter: No, man, I mean she really looks ill.
- Stephen: She's pregnant.”

Ken Foree - Peter
Scott H. Reiniger - Roger
David Emge - Stephen

“He is a sick boy and should be treated before he grows up into a communist.”
Sudie Bond - Juanita

“What is a pancreas, anyhow? I mean, I don't know what the damn thing does for you, besides give you cancer.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Hawk Hawkins

“- Rain: Why didn't you tell us about the antivirus?
- Red Queen: This long after infection, there was no guarantee it would work.
- Rain: But there's a chance... right?
- Red Queen: I don't deal in chance.”
Michelle Rodriguez - Rain
Michaela Dicker - Red Queen

“- Sarah Marshall: When were you planning on telling me this?
- Aldous Snow: I just told you, then.
- Sarah Marshall: Yeah. No, I know. But telling me now isn't really the same as telling me.
- Aldous Snow: Well, look, you know, I've not told you I've got genital herpes, because it's not inflamed at the moment.”
Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“- Seth Brundle: The disease has just revealed its purpose. We don't have to worry about contagion anymore... I know what the disease wants.
- Veronica Quaife: What does the disease want?
- Seth Brundle: It wants to turn me into something else. That's not too terrible, is it? Most people would give anything to be turned into something else.”
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife

“Hurley works there, you think he'd work there if he was gonna get the cancer?”
Cher - Dolly Pelliker

“You're sick, and you're making yourself sick, and you can make yourself unsick by stopping doing what you're doing.”
Daryl Isaacs - Himself

“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”
Steven Alexander Wright

“- Penny Escher: What are we doing here?
- Karen Eiffel: You told me I needed visual stimulation.
- Penny Escher: I meant a museum or something.
- Karen Eiffel: I don't need a museum. I need the infirm.
- Penny Escher: You are the infirm.”

Queen Latifah - Penny Escher
Emma Thompson - Karen Eiffel

“You know, you remind me of an infection that I once had.”
Craig Chester - Terry

“- Dr. Gennadi Savran: I don't know the first thing about radiation sickness.
- Captain Alexei Vostrikov: Please...
- Dr. Gennadi Savran: I'm giving them aspirin. And I'm trying to prevent those who are dying from irradiating those of us who still have some hope.
- Captain Alexei Vostrikov: Pull yourself together. You're an officer in the Soviet...” (continue)(continue reading)
Donald Sumpter - Dr. Gennadi Savran
Harrison Ford - Capt. Alexei Vostrikov

“All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases. It's all frightfully romantic.”
Kate Winslet - Juliet Hulme

“- Commodus: The people are my children, I am their father. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly...
- Gracchus: Have you ever embraced someone dying of plague, sire?
- Commodus: No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Commodus
Sir Derek Jacobi - Gracchus

“- Jeff: Why did you have him? You knew he would have the same disease as you.
- Selma: I just wanted to hold a little baby.”

Peter Stormare - Jeff
Björk - Selma Jezkova

“- Meg: I'm going to wash my hair and puke.
- Michael: Puke first.”
Mary Kay Place - Meg
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

Guys need sex. It's bad for you if you get all worked up and then not get it, you can get "prostrate" cancer. Is that what you want?
Tyler Shea Cone - Barry

“It's good for my skin. You know if you do enough of that stuff over a very short period of time, you get, like, these canker sores on your tongue.”

Bill Pullman - Daryl Zero

“Sanity's not a choice, Marshall. You can't just choose to get over it.”

Ben Kingsley - Dr. Cawley

“Billy, my considered diagnosis is that you have the worst ailment known to man: no money!”
Woodrow Parfrey - Dr. Canterbury

“Those travel sickness pills mustn't be working. I still feel sick and I've taken four already. And I've only travelled up and down the stairs.”
Pauline Collins - Shirley Valentine

It doesn't matter how big the warnings on the cigarettes are; you could have a black pack, with a skull and crossbones on the front, called tumors, and smokers would be around the block going, "I can't wait to get my hands on these fucking things! I bet ya get a tumor as soon as you light up".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself