Disease quotes

“- Jack Moony: How can you be sick? You're dead!
- Napoleon Stone: It's psychological. [Moony laughs] What's so funny?
- Jack Moony: A hypochondriac spook.”
Bob Hoskins - Jack Moony
Denzel Washington - Napoleon Stone

“- Dennis Gilley: I heard a rumor about you.
- Frank White: What's that?
- Dennis Gilley: I heard you got AIDS getting dicked up your ass in prison. That's what I heard.
- Frank White: I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead.”
David Caruso - Dennis Gilley
Christopher Walken - Frank White

“Since we have been together I have felt more uncomfortable, out of place, embarassed, and just physically sick then I have in my entire life. But I could not have gone through that, I could not have thrown up 19 times in 48 days if I was not in love with you.”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer

“The environment is us. And it's being mangled. And I'm gonna make something very clear to you. My people are violently ill. They're beginning to lose their faculties. They stagger and they fall, and this has nothing to do with alcohol, as these villagers claim. My people are fishermen; their lives are clean.”

Armand Assante - John Hawks

“- Biology Professor Giving Lecture: The liver if neglected, invariably leads to cirrhosis. Of course, you are all familiar with the symptoms of cirrhosis.
- Baravelli: Sure. Cirrhosis are red; so violets are blue; so sugar is sweet; so, so are you.”
Robert Greig - Biology Professor Giving Lecture
Chico Marx - Baravelli

“- Jimmy Dix: What, you don't believe in love?
- Joe Hallenbeck: I believe in love; I also believe in cancer.
- Jimmy Dix: What, they're both diseases?
- Joe Hallenbeck: Something like that.”
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Pepi Katona: I would say it's a nervous breakdown. What do you think?
- Doctor: It appears to be an acute epileptoid manifestation and a pan phobic melancholiac with indication of a neurasthenia cordus.
- Pepi Katona: Is that more expensive than a nervous breakdown?”

William Tracy - Pepi Katona
Edwin Maxwell - Doctor

“- Hilary O'Neil: I told Estelle you have a terminal disease.
- Victor Geddes: What?
- Hilary O'Neil: Assholeitis.”
Julia Roberts - Hilary O'Neil
Campbell Scott - Victor Geddes

“- Blood Bank executive: Is the CDC seriously suggesting that the blood industry spends $100 millions a year to use the test for the wrong disease because we have a handful of transfusion fatalities and eight dead hemophiliacs?
- Dr. Don Francis: How many dead hemophiliacs do you need? How many people have to die to make it cost effecient for you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Walter Addison - Blood Bank executive
Matthew Modine - Dr. Don Francis

“I will kick the bulimia outta yo' ass!”
Queen Latifah - Charlene Morton

“- Mrs. Banks: I'm sorry, dear, but when I chose Katie Nanna, I thought she would be firm with the children. She looked so solemn and cross.
- George Banks: My dear, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint.”

Glynis Johns - Mrs Banks
David Tomlinson - Mr. Banks

“If you look at the whole life of the planet, we, you know, man has only been around for a few blinks of an eye. So, if the infection wipes us all out... that is a return to normality.”
Stuart McQuarrie - Sergeant Farrell

“- Archie Gates: Specifically, the worst thing about a gunshot wound, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis.
- Chief Elgin: Infection of the blood...
- Archie Gates: That's right. Say a bullet tears into your gut. It creates a cavity in the dead tissue. That cavity fills up with bile, and bacteria, and you're fucked.”
George Clooney - Archie Gates
Ice Cube - Chief Elgin

“What do you know about love? What could you possibly know about love You know, I'm sick and tired of men using love as if it's some disease you just catch. Love should have brought your ass home last night.”
Halle Berry - Angela

“Go on, take it. If we take our time we will both die of cancer.”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“I would kneel if it weren't for my knee replacement.”
Héctor Elizondo - Joe

“Larry, I don't want to work at the magazine anymore. People there don't listen me and they don't talk to me. They're afraid of me and they don't shake my hand... Larry, I went to Dr. Robert and... he told me that I was sick. I mean, sick, sick. I mean, I've got AIDS, Larry.”
Courtney Love - Althea Leasure Flynt

“You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“Caffeine leads to depression, makes you all irritable, have your heart beating fast. Faster heart rate, you know what I mean? And worse than anything, you drink that coffee, it gives you the shits, you know what I mean? So I try to stay away from that.”
RZA - Himself

“- Lucien Cordier: What are you hunting?
- Leonelli: Nothing, jerk. We're shooting stiffs.
- Le Peron: Doesn't bother them and it's fun for us. When dysentery's cured, we'll find a new sport.”

Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier
Gérard Hernandez - Leonelli
Jean-Pierre Marielle - Le Peron

“- Patty Bernstein: Give me a bite of that corn dog.
- Navin: What about germs?
- Patty Bernstein: Put a rubber on it.”
Catlin Adams - Patty Bernstein
Steve Martin - Navin

“I'm saving my sick-days till when I'm feeling better.”
Salma Hayek - Nurse Rosa Harper

“- Chick Boyle: You shouldn't smoke. It causes cancer of the lungs. Each one of those little cigarettes is a stick of death.
- Meg Magrath: That's what I like about it Chick, taking a drag off death. What power! What exhilaration!”
Tess Harper - Chick Boyle
Jessica Lange - Meg Magrath

“You are so beautiful, my baron. Your skin, love to me. Your diseases lovingly cared for, for all eternity.”
Leonardo Cimino - The Baron's Doctor

“- Echo: What did you say, anyway, that made that woman storm away like that?
- Orville: I told her you had the clap.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Echo
Geoffrey Lewis - Orville