Disease quotes

“Binge and purge. Binge and purge! Well, Sidney has been purged and I am ready for the binge.”
Jacqueline Bisset - Clare Lipkin

“- Waiter: He hates the coffee!
- Duffy Bergman: No, the coughing! I hate all the coughing!”
Justin Ross - Waiter
Gene Wilder - Duffy Bergman

“- Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Hypoxia? Dizzy. Skin'll tingle. Vision narrows. Then anoxia. Shock, convulsions, acidosis.
- Gallagher: Gonna hurt?
- Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Yeah.”

Tom Sizemore - Burchenal
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“Chronic disease like a troublesome relative is something you can learn to manage but never quite escape.”
Mary Tyler Moore

“Frank, the coffee. It stinks. It tastes like arsenic. These lights give me a headache; if they don't give you a headache, you must be dead, so let's arrange the funeral!”
Tom Hanks - Joe

“Well guys, we've made it to the end of the summer in one piece, except for a few campers who are lepers. ”
Janeane Garofalo - Beth

“One of our areas of research is sexual dysfunction. If a man is experiencing impotency, we can determine whether the cause is physical or psychological by monitoring his sleep.”
Kate Capshaw - Jane DeVries

“- Therapist: Why do you come to see me every week?
- Kate: My boss said she'd fire me if I didn't get therapy.
- Therapist: Why do you think, she thinks you need therapy? Why?
- Kate: You know what, I haven't the faintest idea.”
Bob Balaban - Therapist
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Kate

That's the garage for you. Bogmen at Mass thinking they're at a football match. And that's when I say: "Whatever it takes, Francie Brady's getting out of this garage for pigs".

Stephen Rea - Narrator

“- Maggie: Why do they call you leukoplakia? Does it mean something?
- Lucas: Leukoplakia is cancer of the mouth.”
Kerri Green - Maggie
Corey Haim - Lucas

“- Dr. Vern Kaplan: Maggie, what happened here?
- Wade Vogel: She broke it.
- Maggie Vogel: I cut it off.
- Dr. Vern Kaplan: Why would you do such a thing?
- Maggie Vogel: What good's a finger if your arm is falling off?”
Jodie Moore - Dr. Kaplan
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Wade Vogel
Abigail Breslin - Maggie Vogel

“- Geneticist: You have specified hazel eyes, dark hair and fair skin. I've taken the liberty of eradicating any potentially prejudicial conditions. Premature baldness, myopia... alcoholism and addictive susceptibility... propensity for violence, obesity, etc.
- Marie Freeman: We didn't want... Diseases, yes, but..
- Antonio Freeman: We were just...” (continue)(continue reading)

Blair Underwood - Geneticist
Jayne Brook - Marie Freeman
Elias Koteas - Antonio Freeman

“In the land of the infected, the immune man is king.”
Malcom McDowell - Kane

“- Miss Banks: That was Mrs. Tingle. She's sick with the flu. She sounded really bad.
- Principal Potter: She hasn't been sick since - in fact, I don't think she's ever been sick.
- Miss Banks: Do you think it's serious?
- Principal Potter: God, I hope so.”
Molly Ringwald - Miss Banks
Michael McKean - Principal Potter

“No regrets. No regrets. Except the herpes. That I would not do all over again.”
Will Forte - Griffith

“- Kara: Could you go then, honey, 'cause I've got this headache.
- Brendan: Try smoking like a chimney, I've heard that helps.”
Meagan Good - Kara
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Brendan

“The only thing worse than biting it from cancer is having a kid bite it from cancer.”
Shailene Woodley - Hazel

“I have a part of you with me. You put your disease in me. It helps me. It makes me strong.”

Isabella Rossellini - Dorothy Vallens

“- Senator Lothridge: Mr. Naylor we're hear to examine the possibility of a warning label on cigarettes. I have to ask you out of formality: do you believe that smoking cigarettes, over time, can lead to lung cancer and lead to other respiratory conditions such as emphysema?
- Nick Naylor: Yes. In fact, I think you'd be hard pressed to find...” (continue)(continue reading)
Spencer Garrett - Senator Lothridge
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Hey Barney, don't eat that crap! This guy's selling instant hepatitis!”
Eric Roberts - Paulie

“- Caroline: Wade, please, just call them. It's time now. She has to go in.
- Wade Vogel: What if it was Molly or Bobby?
- Caroline: After everything that we've been through, you still think it's about that? I've loved her like she was my own but she's not her anymore.”
Joely Richardson - Caroline
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Wade Vogel

“- Tomica: Aren't you gonna say something? What is it? A respiratory infection, pneumonia, what?
- Young Doctor: Yes, well, it is those things and more, I'm afraid. We ran a full blood battery and... I'm sorry, Mr. Wright, but you've tested positive for HIV.
- Eazy-E: Get the fuck outta here.
- Tomica: What?
- Young Doctor: The normal T-cell...” (continue)(continue reading)

Carra Patterson - Tomica
John Prosky - Young Doctor
Jason Mitchell - Eazy-E

“Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you get cancer and die.”
J. T. Walsh - Drucker

“Did you ever hear of a thing called paranoia? No, I guess you didn't. Well, it's what happens to people when they get to believe they're something they're not.”

Harry Shannon - Florida Doctor

“I don't want to feel I'm responsible for anorexia across the country.”
Courteney Cox