Disease quotes

“As the century began Britannia was rich with the fruits of worldwide trade. From the colonies there came not just silks and spices but a virulent and abominable plague. Naturally many suspected the French were to blame.”

Charles Dance - Mr. Bennet

“Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.”
Karl Urban - Bones

“- May Sloane: Then the lights begin to flash. Little pinpoints of light. Then my tongue turns black and I can't swallow.
- Dr. Henske: Really?
- May Sloane: The diagnosis is Parkinson's, but they think it could be the Ebola virus, or mad cow disease.”
Elaine May - May
Marvin Chatinover - Dr. Henske

“- Bobby Andes: I told you, I got lung cancer. It's metastasized.
- Edward Sheffield: But you smoke all the time.
- Bobby Andes: Yeah, well, that's how it works.”
Michael Shannon - Bobby Andes
Jake Gyllenhaal - Edward Sheffield

“- Jody: So, a demon is the worse thing you can have?
- Priest: No, ma'am, an STD is the worse thing you can have.”
Ashley Tisdale - Jody
Katt Williams - Priest

“Bones will mend, wounds will heal, diseases cured. Isn't that worth everything? Anything!”
Steven Keats - Dr. Philip Spires

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Rusty, may I call you Rusty? I had a bad experience on this ride once.
- Rusty Griswold: What happened?
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: I threw up.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold

“I can't express anger. That's one of the problems I have. I grow a tumor instead.”
Woody Allen - Isaac

“- Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I'm sick and I'm in love.
- Thurston Howell: You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.
- Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: That's right. That's the first time you've been right. I confuse the two and I don't care.”
William H. Macy - Quiz Kid Donnie Smith
Henry Gibson - Thurston Howell

“As something of an expert in diseases, I believe more people die from visitors than diseases.”
Jack Nicholson - Edward

“- Sergeant Reznik: You were infected yet recovered while your family didn't.
- Ben Parish: That's why they call me 'zombie'.”
Maria Bello - Sergeant Reznik
Nick Robinson - Ben Parish

“- David Aames: You're a shrink! You gotta be better than that!
- McCabe: Let's not stereotype each other. Not all rich kids are soulless, and not all psychologists care about disease.”
Tom Cruise - David Aames
Kurt Russell - McCabe

“- Frank Detorre: I feel a little fluey.
- Bob: You know what they say; starve a cold, drown the flu. Your body needs fluids now, lots of 'em.
- Frank Detorre: Is beer fluid?”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre
Chris Elliott - Bob

“- Flo Addams: Maybe he won't wanna leave. He told me on a postcard he's in a grand hideout and having a swell time with his mental disorder.
- Little John Sarto: If he ever told you that on a postcard, maybe they ought to keep him in there.”

Ann Sothern - Flo Addams
Edward G. Robinson - Little John Sarto

“It began with the Black Plague. Within weeks the dead began to rise, hunting for human flesh. Now the few of us that are left have only one way to survive, we must bring the fight to them. I’ve been training for this my whole life.”
Lily James - Elizabeth Bennet

“- Max Conners: Have you any idea what that meat is doing to your arteries?
- Page Conners: Haven't you heard? Cigarettes dissolve cholesterol.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“Subject is suffering posttraumatic stress from witnessing the suicide of a close friend. Influenced by the erratic behavior of two strangers she allows herself to entertain the paranoid schizophrenic delusions of her dead friend.”
Laura Regan - Julia Lund

“- Bernie's Doctor: Now don't overreact. If we go after it early, before it metastasizes to a bone, the majority of these prostate cancer cases are beatable.
- Bernie White: Go after it how?
- Bernie's Doctor: Irridation therapy.
- Bernie White: That's fantastic. That's wonderful, because... as it turns out, that's exactly the portion of my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Victor Truro - Bernie's Doctor
Robert Duvall - Bernie White

“- Max Conners: He doesn't look so bad in this light.
- Page Conners: His liver spots are positively glowing.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“- Christy: What if I have it? Mateo's disease.
- Johnny: That's not possible. God won't let that happen to you.
- Christy: You don't believe in God.”
Sarah Bolger - Christy
Paddy Considine - Johnny

“She's strong, but from what I have seen it is progressing fast in her. Pretty soon, she ain't gonna want any food. She's gonna want something more. Skin will start smelling like meat.”
Jodie Moore - Dr. Kaplan

- Tripper: Roxanne, I have what doctors call "very active glands". You're the first person I've told, my folks don't even know.
- Roxanne: Maybe you can have surgery without them knowing.
- Tripper: Heck with surgery! Let's wrestle!
Bill Murray - Tripper
Kate Lynch - Roxanne

“Fear is our greatest enemy, and hope is our greatest weapon against the disease.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Merivel

“Rebecca's lost to me. How can I make love to her with the pox?”
Jonny Lee Miller - Macleane

“They did not know about disease until the white man came.
[Ace Ventura sneezes]”

Ian McNeice - Fulton Greenwall