Doctors quotes
246 doctors quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Arachnophobia
- From the movie: Superbad
“- Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
- Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.” - From the movie: Wagons East
“I was a field surgeon during the war. We'd work long hours. We'd eat while we operated. One time, there's this young soldier I was trying to save, he took a cannonball in the stomach. After 18 hours of surgery, I did it. Never felt better in my life. Until, just like that, the patient dies. Turns out I left half a bologna sandwich in his lung.”
- From the movie: The One
“- T.K. Law: You were shot. You need to be examined.
- Gabriel Law: You can do it.
- T.K. Law: Um, newsflash. I'm a vet. You're not a dog.” - From the movie: Out to Sea
“- Mavis LaBreche: I saw the way you were looking at my daughter's chest.
- Charlie Gordon: I used to be a cardiologist.” - From the movie: Step Brothers
“- Dale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
- Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!” - From the movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous
- From the movie: Thirteen Conversations About One Thing
“- Walker: Why do you wanna be a doctor anyhow?
- Chris Hammond: So I can help people.
- Walker: How? By keeping them alive today so you can prolong their misery until tomorrow?” - From the movie: Halloween
“- Loomis: You must think me a very sinister doctor... oh, I have a permit.
- Brackett: Seems to me you're just plain scared.
- Loomis: Yeah, yeah I am...” - From the movie: Critical Care
“If the patient were part of an HMO then I could understand your dilemma. With those babies we get paid not to perform medical procedures. It's a little like when the government pays the farmers not to grow crops. But with insurance we get paid to perform medical procedures.”
- From the movie: All Dogs Go to Heaven
- From the movie: Delirious
“He's operating on people? He's an actor! Not even a good one!”
- From the movie: Eyes Wide Shut
“- Dr. Bill Harford: You know what they say, once a doctor always a doctor.
- Nick Nightingale: Yes, or in my case, never a doctor, never a doctor.” - From the movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
- From the movie: The Ninth Configuration
“I know my rights, I demand to see my urologist.”
- From the movie: The Hills Have Eyes
“- Ethel Carter: Watch your language. And you watch your heart, too. You know what Dr. Springer said.
- Big Bob Carter: Well, Dr. Springer can take his stethoscope and shove it... into his little black bag. Sideways.” - From the movie: The Man with Two Brains
“- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence.
- Dr. Necessiter: Nonsense. If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it.” - From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: Doctor, please, you must help me. Is Clouseau real, or am I going mad again?
- Dr. Paul Laprone: What do you think?
- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: What do I think? What can I think? If that nincompoop is really alive and the things I heard are true, he'll probably be decorated again for rounding up the biggest drug...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Out of the Ashes
“I knew each child I helped bring into the world was a gift, not from me, but from God.”
- From the movie: Larger Than Life
“I'm a motivator, not a physical therapist.”
- From the movie: Session 9
“The icepick method. Insert a thin metal pipette into the orbital frontal cortex. Enter the soft tissue of the frontal lobe. A few simple, smooth, up-and-down jerks sever the lateral hypothalamus... all resulting in a rapid reduction of stress for our little patient here. Total time elapsed? Two minutes. Only side-effect? Black eye. Recommended...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Scanners
“- Kim Obrist: I was scanned. The woman in the waiting room...
- Cameron Vale: She scanned you?
- Kim Obrist: No, not her. Her child. Her unborn child scanned me.
- Cameron Vale: That's what the Ripe program is. The doctors on the computer list are giving ephemerol to their pregnant patients.
- Kim Obrist: I don't understand.
- Cameron Vale:...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Blob
“- Brian Flagg: We're your prisoners?
- Dr. Meddows: Not at all, you're my patients.” - From the movie: Memories of Me
“- Abe: I'm glad you came, doctor. Maybe you can tell me what's wrong with my hand - it's been like this for a month.
- Lisa: Have you tried soaking it in melted butter?” - From the movie: Coma
“Doctors make the worst patients. They know too much.”
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