Doctors quotes

“Now I get to use a phrase I always wanted to use in med school: take your clothes off and get under the sheets.”
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“- Dr. Plumford: You saved my life, Mowgli.
- Mowgli: Yes, Doctor. Now I need you to save the life of another.”
John Marwood Cleese - Dr. Plumford
Jason Scott Lee - Mowgli

“Evidence of deep penetrating wounds into each ocular orbit, entering into the cranial cavity. Also jagged lacerations to the face. The right area of his throat has been crushed. Thorax has been crushed and the lungs are filled with fluid.”

Darwin Joston - Dr. Phibes

“Laudanum is a derivative of opium. Apart from doctors and addicts, not many would be able to detect it. How long have you been chasing the dragon, Inspector?”
Sir Ian Holm - Sir William Gull

“Juliet, you're a doctor. You kill people every day.”
Ewan McGregor - Alex Law

“- Cole Sear: Are you a good doctor?
- Malcolm Crowe: Well... I used to be. I won an award once. From the Mayor. It had an expensive frame.”
Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Dr. Brooke Powell: Is everything alright?
- Carrigan Burke: If it was, I wouldn't be here.”
Jane Adams - Dr. Brooke Powell
Jared Harris - Carrigan Burke

I do a back flip, save the guy from his heart attack, and everybody starts calling me a hero, and I'm like, "You know what? I don't do it for the fame, it's what I love to do. I'm a doctor, uh, screw you".

Robert Benfer - Dr. Bob

“Well, I think that there is a connection between being a lawyer and a doctor and an actor. They kind of, in some ways, have the same appeal, I suppose.”
Jeffrey Jones

“Bullets are cheap and the medics are late.”

Trevor Goddard - Keefer

“- Thomas Ransome: Don't waste your time. He's a surgeon and a scientist. Any interest he might have in romance is purely biological.
- Lady Edwina Esketh: You make him sound even more exciting.”

George Brent - Tom Ransome
Myrna Loy - Lady Edwina Esketh

“I go to a liver doctor and I pay him $50. And it don't help me. I go to an ulcer doctor. Same thing, except I pay him $75. But I go to some little cat up in a house somewhere and pay him $10 for a bag of shit and a little peace. My ulcers don't hurt, liver don't hurt. My heart trouble is gone. And this is the man I'm supposed to stay away from?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Forest Whitaker - Charlie "Bird" Parker

“- Mrs. Upjohn: Surely, you don't question the Doctor's ability.
- Whitmore: No, not exactly. But running a sanitarium calls for a man with peculiar talents.”

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Upjohn
Leonard Ceeley - Whitmore

“It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.”

Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“If you think that's bad, wait until you get my bill.”

Larry Drake - Doctor Evan Rendell

“Go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed.”

Alec Baldwin - Jed

“Relax. I'm a doctor.”

Jude Law - Dr. Watson

“- Dr. Fisk: Who do you find more capable of examining you, Dr. Webster or Dr. Fisk?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dr. Fisk!
- Dr. Fisk: Great, now what do you consider yourself, a wise man or a complete and total fool?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Complete and total fool!”
Jessica Harper - Dr. Fisk
Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

“- Beth: I'm not talking about doctors, I'm talking about you.
- Joseph: Have I ever put my work before you or the girls? Ok, sometimes. When I'm doing surgery on someone's spine to relieve them of a life of pain, I have put my work first! The girls always understood and they never complained.
- Beth: Were we living in the same house?”
Diane Keaton - Beth
Kevin Kline - Joseph

“Not only could he understand me, but it turns out he's a doctor! Look, not even a scar! And it hurt so bad. I don't know what I would have done without him.”

Jenna Elfman - Owl

“You know more about your patients than you do about your own family.”
Diane Keaton - Beth

“Doctor! We're mighty proud of you. You've done a wonderful thing for humanity.”

Larry Fine - Dr. Larry Fine

“- PC Danny Butterman: I can't believe I shot someone.
- Nicholas Angel: He's a doctor, he can deal with it.”
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“Emily, I have a confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at another horse.”

Groucho Marx - Dr. Hackenbush