Doctors quotes
246 doctors quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
“You think I care about dentists?... I don't care about dentists... Nobody cares about dentists.”
- From the movie: The Highwaymen
“- Maney Gault: How many bullets you got in you?
- Frank Hamer: Sixteen, I think.
- Maney Gault: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Frank Hamer: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Maney Gault: I ain't got no bullets in me.
- Frank Hamer: Because I was covering you.” - From the movie: Kiss Me, Stupid
There was the one about this doctor, you see? He was examining a girl's knee and he says, "What's a joint like this doing on a pretty girl like you?".
- From the movie: Never Look Away
“A doctor should heal people.”
- From the movie: Barton Fink
- From the movie: Damien: Omen II
“- Richard Thorn: Damien was not affected by the gas.
- Ann Thorn: We can be thankful for that.
- Richard Thorn: Why all the other boys and not Damien?
- Ann Thorn: I don't understand. What did the doctor say?
- Richard Thorn: The tissue tests he made indicate that Damien has a different cell structure.
- Ann Thorn: Different?” - From the movie: Two Weeks
“Well, when I asked him how I was going to die, he said my intestines were going to clog up and I would puke myself to death. Which turns out to be true, but I figure for $275 a visit I deserved a little bit better bedside manner than that.”
- From the movie: Alice Through the Looking Glass
“- Alice Kingsleigh: Where am I?
- Addison Bennett: Let me see, excitable, prone to fantasy, textbook case of female hysteria. Untreatable, some say. I beg to differ. We’ll have her fixed in no time.” - From the movie: The Stepford Wives
“- Bobbie Markowitz: My psychiatrist says I need creative chaos.
- Roger Bannister: My shrink says I need boundaries.
- Joanna Eberhart: My doctor says I need enough electricity to jumpstart Vegas.” - From the movie: Dressed to Kill
“- Liz Blake: Do you want to fuck me?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Oh, yes.
- Liz Blake: Then why don't you?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Because I'm a doctor and...
- Liz Blake: Fucked a lot of doctors.
- Doctor Robert Elliott: ...and I'm married.
- Liz Blake: Fucked a lot of them, too.” - From the movie: Good Luck Chuck
“- Charlie: I'm a doctor.
- Stu: He's a heart surgeon. You're a dentist. It's like saying General Patton and Colonel Mustard are both military men.” - From the movie: Analyze This
“If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... I'm gonna kill you , you understand?”
- From the movie: Surf Ninjas
“- Mac: Iggy, you know, what you need is a professional listener.
- Johnny: He visits the School shrink every day.” - From the movie: The Departed
“- Madolyn: Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?
- Billy: Because you're tired and you don't give a shit. It's not super-natural.” - From the movie: Good Luck Chuck
- From the movie: The Doctor
If I ever hear you describe a patient as "terminal" again, that's how you'll describe your career!
- From the movie: Angela's Ashes
“Dr. Campbell came in and held my hand. It was then that I knew I was going to get better because a doctor would never fart in the presence of a dying boy.”
- From the movie: The Importance of Being Earnest
- Algy: My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was "found out". The doctors found out that Bunbury could not live - that is what I mean - so Bunbury died.
- Lady Bracknell: He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians. “Every time you get a movie, you get a medical. So you know, you know you're alright for a couple of weeks.”
- From the movie: Psycho Beach Party
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: She says when she comes to she doesn't really remember anything that happened, but... she thinks when she's out, she's really out, I mean, like out of her bird. Well, what do you think?
- Starcat: It's not professional to give an instant diagnosis, but I'd say she's probably suffering from morbidly psychotic... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Love Streams
“Don't be alarmed, I'm Dr. Williams.”
- From the movie: Men in Black
“- Hiccupping Nurse: Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
- Dr. Moe Howard: Yes, that's true.
- Hiccupping Nurse: Well, then, why don't the patients eat an apple a day and save hospital expenses?” - From the movie: Dallas Buyers Club
“- Ron Woodroof: I don't want a nurse. I want a doctor. I want a goddamn doctor now!
- Dr. Eve Saks: Well, how can I help you?
- Ron Woodroof: You fucking deaf, lady? Hmm?
- Dr. Eve Saks: No, I'm a fucking doctor.” - From the movie: Orgazmo
- From the movie: The Verdict
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