Drinking quotes

- M: Too many free radicals. That's your problem.
- James Bond: "Free radicals", sir?
- M: Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread. Too many dry martinis!
- James Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.
Edward Fox - M
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“- Security Guard: What the hell gets into you people?
- Robert Boyd: Drugs and alcohol.
- Security Guard: I got no problem with that.”

Russell B. McKenzie - Security Guard
Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“- Kirsty Cotton: Okay. Okay, stop. I'm not gonna be able to stand up.
- Steve: So lie down.”

Ashley Laurence - Kirsty Cotton
Robert Hines - Steve

“Let's go someplace near the ocean and drink lunch.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Viola Fields

“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”
W.C. Fields

“- Patron in Bar: You spilled my drink.
- Severen: Well, why don't you lick it up off the bar, meatball?”
Robert Winley - Patron in Bar
Bill Paxton - Severen

“- Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
- Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted.
- Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.”
Michael McShane - Friar Tuck
Morgan Freeman - Azeem

“Maybe you need a drink to ease the pain of being wrong!”
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy

“Got a drink? I'm drier than a ninety-year-old tit.”

Brian Cox - Sean Wallace

“I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before, before.”
George Peppard - Paul Varjak

“And for me I'll have a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim! Yum! ... A, better make that last one a brewski....double Brewski!”
Rob Schneider - Jessica

A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman go into a saloon and order whiskeys. The drinks arrive and there's a fly in each one. The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I can't drink this" The German flicks the fly out of the whiskey and drinks it down. The Irishman grabs the fly. He turns it upside down and he says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!".
David O'Hara - Rock Mullaney

“Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.”
Adam Goldberg - Tony

“You know, a lot of little bottles makes a big bottle, Chapy.”
John C. Reilly - Gus Sinski

“One shot kills thirst; two, worms; three, death.”

Guy Marchand - Marcel Chavasson

“This is the best part of the day, when I get to be fat, on the bed, with my quart of Coke.”
Morgan Spurlock - Himself

“I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.”
Willie Nelson - Wendell

“- Kuzco: No, no! Don't drop it!
- Yzma Kitty: I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink it! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to kill you.”
David Spade - Kuzco
Mark Dindal - Yzma Kitty

“- Ariel: What are you going to do?
- Maxwell: I'll go for a walk. I'll throw a rock in the brook. I'll go to sleep. I'll - don't worry, I'm not a drunken infantile idiot - I'll - I'll go back to my bedroom and I'll get anesthetized with meaningless lovemaking.”
Mia Farrow - Ariel
Tony Roberts - Maxwell

“I don't think I smell like a brewery. I was drinking Scotch.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.”

Lea Thompson - Lorraine Baines

“- Dr. Jules Meecham: You mean you don't drink?
- Rev. David Ruteledge: No.
- Dr. Jules Meecham: In other words, when you get up in the morning that's as good as you're gonna feel all day.”
Howard Duff - Dr. Jules Meecham
Gerald Busby - Rev. David Ruteledge

“- Scully: Hey mate! Good to see you. What can I get ya?
- Jack Chester: How about... drunk.”
Rip Torn - Scully
John Candy - Jack Chester

“- Faramir: Good speech. Nice and short.
- Boromir: Leaves more time for drinking!”

David Wenham - Faramir
Sean Bean - Boromir

“I want a drink. I want a drink all the time. Sometimes I wake up in the morning, my eyes pop open and I think I gotta have a drink. A beer, a Bloody Mary, whatever. Even now, and I don't know why. I haven't had a drink in three years.”

Alec Baldwin - Dave Robicheaux