Drinking quotes

“I don't do penance, I do shots.”
Brian George - Indian Bartender

“- Elvira: Bloody Mary.
- Bartender: No hard liquor served past eight o'clock. Do you want a virgin?
- Elvira: Maybe, but, ah... I'll have a couple of drinks first.”
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira
Lynne Marie Stewart - Bartender

“It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying.”
Joe Pantoliano - Teddy

“- Bill: I can't find the hole.
- Harry: You could if it had hair 'round it.”

John Jarratt - Bill
Graham Kennedy - Harry

“- Peter McGowan: Are you drunk or something?
- Larry: What time is it?
- Peter McGowan: Four.
- Larry: Yep.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Peter McGowan
Peter Riegert - Larry

“Broaden your minds - have another beer. Have two!”
Cornelia Frances - Mrs. Darcy

“- Josh Hutton: The last time I took a drink, I got into a car crash and I killed a girl.
- Otis: No!
- Josh Hutton: Yeah.
- Otis: That's enough to drive you to drink.”
Robert John Burke - Josh Hutton
Matt Malloy - Otis

“What do you drink, motor oil?”

Annie Potts - Vanessa

“- Ray: You get the champagne?
- Sean: Yeah.
- Ray: You like it?
- Sean: No.
- Ray: Why not?
- Sean: The fuckin bubbles go up my nose alright! Now, where's my coke?”
Ray Winstone - Ray Kreed
Sean Pertwee - Sean

“- Narrator: After an hour or so, Doc was tired of driving. Something more was needed to combat his restlessness, with an element of danger maybe. Because he could find no one to get into a fight with, he did the next best thing.
- Beer Milkshake Waitress: What'll it be.
- Doc: A beer milkshake.”
John Huston - Narrator
Judy Kerr - Beer Milkshake Waitress
Nick Nolte - Doc

“There are two kinds of problem drinkers; those who drink too much and those who drink too little.”
Ian Mune - Prime Minister Winston Churchill

Let me just quote the late, great Colonel Sanders, who said "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken”.
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“- Ellsworth 'Sonny' Wisecarver: What kind of champagne do you have?
- Schlitz' Waitress: Schlitz.”
Patrick Dempsey - Ellsworth 'Sonny' Wisecarver
Lee Garlington - Schlitz' Waitress

“- Paige Prescott: Relationships don't make U-turns and Adam's a drunk.
- Kate Davies: He's not a drunk. He's a borderline addictive personality who happens to like alcohol a lot.”

Denise Richards - Paige Prescott
Marley Shelton - Kate Davies

“- Peter Hoskins: What goes into one, Rita? A Long Island Iced Tea?
- Rita Boyle: I'm sorry darling, I've forgotten.
- Peter Hoskins: What, do you have it all written down behind the bar or something?
- Rita Boyle: I'm on vacation.
- Peter Hoskins: So you can't remember a drink recipe for something that I would like to order?
- Rita Boyle: Peter,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alec Baldwin - Peter Hoskins
Meg Ryan - Rita Boyle

“A Bartender is the aristocrat of the working class.”
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

“- Tom Bishop: I thought spies drank martinis.
- Nathan Muir: Scotch, never less than twelve years old.
- Tom Bishop: Is that right? Agency rules?
- Nathan Muir: My rules.”
Brad Pitt - Tom Bishop
Robert Redford - Nathan Muir

“Are you going to bring me that Martini, or do I have to suck it out of the glass from here?”
Joanne Whalley - Lori

“- Richard D. Winters: Nix, what are you going to do in battle?
- Lewis Nixon: Oh, I have every confidence in my scrounging abilities, and I have a case of Vat 69 hidden in your footlocker.”

Richard D. Winters - Himself
Ron Livingston - Lewis Nixon

“What is it? What? What? If you're hungry, finish the hamburgers! Eat the buns! Eat the buns! You're not thirsty, you're not touching the water, the orange juice, cranapple - what am I supposed to do? Make you a Margarita?”

Tom Hanks - Scott Turner

“I like that you drink. I like a bartender who drinks. Otherwise I feel like I'm being poisoned.”
Josh Hamilton - Grover

“A wedding is a sacrament... a joyous celebration of love and commitment. In utopia. In the real world... it's an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't say.”
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it!”

Jay Chandrasekhar - Barry Badrinath

“When I was 8-years-old, I woke up in the middle of the night and found my brother pissing on my typewriter. I decided then and there that there was something wonderful about alcohol.”
David Thewlis - Dan Starkey

- Polly Bailey: Well, maybe we should change our slogan to "If you must drink and drive, suck charcoal".
- Nick Naylor: Won't the police ask about the charcoal in your mouth?
- Bobby Jay Bliss: There's not a law against charcoal.
- Polly Bailey, Nick Naylor: Yet.
Maria Bello - Polly Bailey
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor
David Koechner - Bobby Jay Bliss